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OfflineSnotfish
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Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,,
    #19056008 - 10/30/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wear my pants, or taints, so hard, that they cut circulation off my balls. You special guys wear them so tight that I want to hear what's normal about them.


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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Snotfish]
    #19056011 - 10/30/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i hate yu:heart:


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Offlinediethylamdying
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Snotfish]
    #19056023 - 10/30/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wear my pants loose because tight pants on dudes is for hipster 18 year olds. That's just my opinion though. Some women love that shit so more power to ya!


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Snotfish]
    #19056028 - 10/30/13 03:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Dankfish said:
I wear my pants, or taints, so hard, that they cut circulation off my balls. You special guys wear them so tight that I want to hear what's normal about them.



I wear pants so tight I have to tape my balls back

not really


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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19056046 - 10/30/13 03:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't wear pants...


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19056048 - 10/30/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:highfive:
I just let it hang out and wave around in the wind


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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19056063 - 10/30/13 03:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:highfive:

Did you know, that Da Vinci invented the helicopter?



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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: rulesq]
    #19056071 - 10/30/13 03:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2:


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OfflineMagenta
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19056085 - 10/30/13 03:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You ever do it to the point and think; it's no longer i who is wearing the pants, but the pants that are wearing me. :stoned:


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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Magenta]
    #19056583 - 10/30/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

tight pants-feminine, no balls, no comfort.  just an all around bad time


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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: thelanzii]
    #19056696 - 10/30/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if i wear tight pants its considered public indecency. on a count of my horse cock.


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Absolem0918] * 2
    #19056709 - 10/30/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Absolem0918 said:
if i wear tight pants its considered public indecency. on a count of my horse cock.



why do you walk around carrying a horse cock you weirdo


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InvisibleA Day InThe Life
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19056725 - 10/30/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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OfflineTsukasa
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19056739 - 10/30/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't wear tight pants mine fit just enough where they dont fall off but are still a bit baggy (loose) but I don't sag. I wear belts if that shit starts to happen.


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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Snotfish] * 1
    #19056765 - 10/30/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Tight jeans are like a cheap hotel

no ballroom


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OfflineTsukasa
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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19056773 - 10/30/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Khii Khwaay said:
Tight jeans are like a cheap hotel

no ballroom



Sweaty with shit stains and holes in them and usually filled with trash. jk op.


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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: Khii Khwaay] * 2
    #19056779 - 10/30/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Tight jeans is so 70's.  A man has to have "room to roam" in his pants.  Especially if he carries around a horse cock with him.  People would talk.


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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: mpd] * 1
    #19056897 - 10/30/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I haven't worn semi tight pants since I realized that being comfortable is alot more important than trying to be cool. But fuck it, im still cool.  :paradisiscoolwhat:


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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: diethylamdying]
    #19056978 - 10/30/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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diethylamdying said:
I wear my pants loose because tight pants on dudes is for hipster 18 year olds. That's just my opinion though. Some women love that shit so more power to ya!




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Re: Guys that walk up with tighter pants than me,,, [Re: LSDreams]
    #19057791 - 10/30/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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LSDreams said:
I haven't worn semi tight pants since I realized that being comfortable is alot more important than trying to be cool. But fuck it, im still cool.  :paradisiscoolwhat:




Tight pants are not cool...


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