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what would you do if you were president
    #19055752 - 10/30/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So im tripping on dxm and ended up looking at pictures of obama. This one in particular is really tripping me out . So pretend you are president what would you do?  Look Obama is acting as a landing pad for this fly


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: mutantmushroom]
    #19055773 - 10/30/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

prolly smoke a fat joint while, one of my secretaries blows me.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: mutantmushroom]
    #19055774 - 10/30/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol theres something about black dudes and flies, we've all seen the world vision commercials. hahaha, sorry that was rude.

But seriously, if i was pres I would do what every other pres does: listen to lobbyists and pretend to be the change that will save the world. At the same time I would put the country into unpayable debts and destroy the dollar, while giving world power to China.

I won't even touch on reptilian overlords, or bilderberg... lol!


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19055776 - 10/30/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

While play!n vidya games.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: JesusGoneRogue] * 1
    #19055783 - 10/30/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Invade canada and legalize crystal meth


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19055787 - 10/30/13 02:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Invade canada and legalize crystal meth




Fucking eh man theres a cause I can get behind.

LEGALIZE METH!!!!


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19055797 - 10/30/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The Asian apocalypse is coming!!!!! :shockandawe:


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: diethylamdying]
    #19055805 - 10/30/13 02:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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diethylamdying said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Invade canada and legalize crystal meth




Fucking eh man theres a cause I can get behind.

LEGALIZE METH!!!!



:highfive:


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19055814 - 10/30/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would do all the same things I do now (drugs/sex/rocknroll), but in larger quanatitties.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: ganjfather]
    #19055855 - 10/30/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would end world hunger with a measly 3billion, release info on aliens, release free energy that we already know how to gather, remove all corrupt people from governments around the Earth, bring everyone back to nature and natural healing ways, stuff like that


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 3
    #19055894 - 10/30/13 02:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

in other words you mean you would get assassinated right before you were about to try these things?


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: ganjfather]
    #19055896 - 10/30/13 02:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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in other words you mean you would get assassinated right before you were about to try these things?



I would be willing to do it too, damn hippies


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19055900 - 10/30/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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in other words you mean you would get assassinated right before you were about to try these things?



I would be willing to do it too, damn hippies




You gotta die someday. May as well do something good before it happens. People live too long nowadays anyways.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: diethylamdying]
    #19055904 - 10/30/13 02:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think you guys missed the 'right before' part as in they know what you are thinking :tinfoil:


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19056007 - 10/30/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Invade canada and legalize crystal meth



I already legalized everything.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19056010 - 10/30/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Even pedophilia right?


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19056014 - 10/30/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ESPECIALLY pedophilia


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: diethylamdying]
    #19056414 - 10/30/13 06:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:slowreaction:


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19058725 - 10/30/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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JesusGoneRogue said:
prolly smoke a fat joint while, one of my secretaries blows me.




Clinton tried that and it didn't go over so well. buaha


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: ganjfather]
    #19058733 - 10/30/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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in other words you mean you would get assassinated right before you were about to try these things?



Precisely


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19058829 - 10/30/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would declare marshal law making me in effect a king. Then I would have all politicians down to the local level publicly humiliated and flogged. Then I would have all people over 21 not affiliated with politics put into a lottery and pull out ten names randomly to formulate a new system of government that would be voted on by all people 18 and older. All handwritten votes so everyone would be able to recognize their handwriting. In the process creating millions of jobs. This would be repeated until a system was agreed upon. Then I would retire to an undisclosed location to live the rest of my days in a stoney, trippy haze.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19058839 - 10/30/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would import a dozen asian virgins on the first of every month to sacrifice to my cock


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: 4nik8] * 1
    #19058844 - 10/30/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would also get rid of the federal reserve and corporations.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: mutantmushroom]
    #19059116 - 10/30/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: saralove]
    #19059126 - 10/30/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i would fire everybody and start from scratch


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: mutantmushroom]
    #19059207 - 10/30/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just Remember we are being Monitered by the NSA. The First thing I would do is Invade Mexico. They want to be here any ways That would make it a lot easer for them and the border between Belize and Mx. is very small only like 100 miles. Mexican food is execlent. I'd tell asia eruope england the middle east Fuck you tell China and Russua there all yours good luck. Then I would unify North and South America. as one Mega country. Give Free health care and Free higher Edgucation. I ;d try and creat more jobs in Manufacturing agraculter.Id convert the country to green. Try and really develope solar energy.  I;d Stop the drug war. Drugs would be leagal. And on some drugs like Meth or Heroin there would be specal center that you could go to and do all the meth  or heroin you want but before you leave ou lhave to be 30 days clean. They would be like camps. I would do away with victumless crimes. I d use the tons of money saved  from eleminating the drug war and put that into treatment. I'd welcom3 all immagrents here. Open borders.beacase now we are all on big super country. I'd eleminate nukes. I'd give the Cherokee Nation and the Suez Nation there old tradtioanal lands back.


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Re: what would you do if you were president [Re: Eddeee]
    #19059256 - 10/30/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Decriminalize weed for the entire Nation's small time users.

The cessation of police targeting America's youth - that is college kids smoking pot or walking home drunk and being penalized.

The exposure of sexist companies, like the one I work in.


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