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Offlinedark3st
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19054116 - 10/29/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It hasn't been said yet so ill do the honers

Rule #4 :banbanban:


Thread did give me a chuckle

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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19054119 - 10/29/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Haha.

I remember that episode:lolsy:


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st]
    #19054128 - 10/29/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dark3st said:
It hasn't been said yet so ill do the honers

Rule #4 :banbanban:


Thread did give me a chuckle

:ilold:




Quoting just because he can't see me!


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054187 - 10/29/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm being serious if I was wacking I'd say I was, I'm not a pussy or something. But I quit like 8 months ago. It was tough to quit, but I've stayed focus and maintained that vow. Who really even wacks anymore, 12 year olds? Grow up guys, some people just don't wack. You guys are so immature.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054195 - 10/29/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LOL that TPB episode was the shit.
So OP how long has it een since you jerked it? 4 years? oh wait you changed it to 2 years, did you at least get to finish? Or fuck your girl when she got home?


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19054200 - 10/29/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'M BEING SERIOUS!


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons] * 2
    #19054209 - 10/29/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I Haven't wacked it since last night when I was looking up jailbait memes...


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054256 - 10/29/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
I'M BEING SERIOUSLY SELF-RIGHTEOUS




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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st]
    #19054312 - 10/29/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't get why you feel so guilty beating off op. unless its like chicks with dicks or something weird


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st] * 3
    #19054332 - 10/29/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.

It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054363 - 10/29/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.

It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.



WTF!? LOL


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons] * 1
    #19054373 - 10/29/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

4 years...
2 years....
8 months....

How long have you really been clean for??? :sherlock:


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054386 - 10/29/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.

It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.




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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054393 - 10/29/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread seem to be in violation of rule #1(and #4)...

Cervantes get in here and lock this and hand out the appropiate bans ASAP!


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054397 - 10/29/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
This thread seem to be in violation of rule #1(and #4)...

Cervantes get in here and lock this and hand out the appropiate bans ASAP!



This

Then OP can vent his frustration here http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19048536


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: LSDreams]
    #19054417 - 10/29/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.

It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.



WTF!? LOL




Well I agree with wtf but it's not funny asshole.

Quote:

LSDreams said:
4 years...
2 years....
8 months....

How long have you really been clean for??? :sherlock:




You know how they say you never forget how to ride a bike? Well you can forget how to smack the midget in the face if you quit long enough. I don't even know how to do it anymore dude. I'm serious :shrug:


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st]
    #19054518 - 10/29/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dark3st said:
Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.





Is...is that even possible?



This post shows your age clearly youve never had a girlfriend that you had sexual relations with for more than a week.

You don't need to wack it when youve got a girl


Someone quote me so this dude can see it, alter my name in quote


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19054560 - 10/29/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Every girl ive been with i wackes it. Something about anal hurting or some shit like that


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19054593 - 10/29/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:mustnotfap:


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Salomon]
    #19054607 - 10/29/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey guys here some good pics if your feeling horny


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