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OfflineReginaldPMcpoop
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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19053928 - 10/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

One time when I was little I was sleeping on the couch because I was afraid of the dark in my room and I started rubbing my weiner with the cool side of the sleeping bag and it felt pretty good but I didn't really know what was happening.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19053930 - 10/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My dad use to call me a little faggot and would drag me to sports bars so he could gamble on the ponys. Mom loooooooved when he would bring me home smelling of stale cigs


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19053950 - 10/29/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That would be fucked up, but the story was pretty unbelievable.



But it was funny and it wrought a smile on your ugly ass face so be fucking grateful, nigguh :shakingfist:. I knew it was bullshit from the start, but it was so funny...who comes up with that shit. "Live to rape, rape to live"? :lolsy: :huxleyfacepalm:


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19053974 - 10/29/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh gawd I remember my soph year english teacher. Would have burried my face in that big ol bubble butt. I still love you Ms D


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Mescalean]
    #19053986 - 10/29/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
Oh gawd I remember my soph year english teacher. Would have burried my face in that big ol bubble butt. I still love you Ms D



Pics?


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19053988 - 10/29/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

That would be fucked up, but the story was pretty unbelievable.



But it was funny and it wrought a smile on your ugly ass face so be fucking grateful, nigguh :shakingfist:. I knew it was bullshit from the start, but it was so funny...who comes up with that shit. "Live to rape, rape to live"? :lolsy: :huxleyfacepalm:




You called me ugly? I'm hurt, hey Cervantes can we get a ban for flaming over here?


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054007 - 10/29/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You called me ugly? I'm hurt, hey Cervantes can we get a ban for flaming over here?



I'm sorry...I am just a little butthurt here, dude. My childhood is over
Anyway, are we still amigos? :hug: :heart:


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OfflineScarab74
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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19054021 - 10/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Going to try to turn this thread's frown upside down . . .

One xmas break when I was a kid, I was lounging/dozing in a really uncomfortable chair we had in the TV room when the phone rang.  I heard my mom answer in another room then call to me to pick up the phone.  On the other end was a male voice asking if this were [Scarab] and had I been a good girl and what did I want for xmas, etc.  I was half asleep in that dreamy, kid kind of way and had this awesome conversation with Santa during my xmas vacay.  My parents went to their graves never having admitted that my dad had called the house from work and pretended to be Santa.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19054028 - 10/29/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

You called me ugly? I'm hurt, hey Cervantes can we get a ban for flaming over here?



I'm sorry...I am just a little butthurt here, dude. My childhood is over
Anyway, are we still amigos? :hug: :heart:




Ahh... I guess.


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OfflineShroomey Toons
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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19054033 - 10/29/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was seven and was suppose to be going to sleep I was spinning in circles making myself dizzy. I did it so good one time I thought a pile of clothes was something alive. I was really scared but also kind of excited. I used to love getting dizzy.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Scarab74]
    #19054042 - 10/29/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Scarab74 said:
Going to try to turn this thread's frown upside down . . .

One xmas break when I was a kid, I was lounging/dozing in a really uncomfortable chair we had in the TV room when the phone rang.  I heard my mom answer in another room then call to me to pick up the phone.  On the other end was a male voice asking if this were [Scarab] and had I been a good girl and what did I want for xmas, etc.  I was half asleep in that dreamy, kid kind of way and had this awesome conversation with Santa during my xmas vacay.  My parents went to their graves never having admitted that my dad had called the house from work and pretended to be Santa.




:thumbup:
That's a nice memory to have.


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054062 - 10/29/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

when I was a little kid like 5 years old I would eat colored pages out of the phone book and stuff
maybe that is what's wrong with me
I remember my mom found me one time and yelled at me
:lol:

I remember hanging out with my older sisters friends and i always had so much fun I though they were so cool


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19054082 - 10/29/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:
I remember hanging out with my older sisters friends and i always had so much fun I though they were so cool




I did this too, then I got older(like 14-15) and drunk and tried to fuck one, that was not a good day.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19054131 - 10/29/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: fapjack]
    #19054134 - 10/29/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hahahahahahahaha


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19054150 - 10/29/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Hahahahahahahaha




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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19054164 - 10/29/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I used to give my dealer blowjobs for cocaine.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: fapjack]
    #19054192 - 10/29/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fapjack said:
When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.




Bhahaha, it's so true


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop]
    #19054222 - 10/29/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

One time I had really bad anxiety. And woke up in a night terror, pumped with adrenaline, and I hallucinated satin on my ceiling


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19056372 - 10/30/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A satin ceiling? Very nice. Good vibe when you're tripping. A little impractical though..


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