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Shroomey Toons
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I wasn't wacking I swear! 3
#19053932 - 10/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My girlfriend came home and the door was locked. I guess it was habit. The firs thing she asked is, "Why did you lock the door? Were you wacking?" But I wasn't wacking guys. Please believe me.
I swear I wasn't wacking.
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Mescalean
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Thats the sane line i use when i get caught wacking
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Shroomey Toons
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Mescalean]
#19053964 - 10/29/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude shut up I wasn't pounding off alright!
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Would she be mad if u were or something
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It's okay. Don't be ashamed. Even if you weren't, stop worrying and just calm down with a nice fap.
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Shroomey Toons
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I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.
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Mescalean
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No body quits wacking
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now that she suspects, you have the benefit of jacking off without hurting her feelings
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Quote:
Shroomey Toons said: I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.
Is...is that even possible?
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Mescalean]
#19054019 - 10/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The only reason I lock the door is when I'm whacking
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Telumbe Maur
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Shroomey Toons said: I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.
Was this her idea?
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Poor Boy
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Shroomey Toons said: I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.

sure ya did guy... i get ass at least 3 times a week. fun ass. sexy ass. arousing ass. and i still find time to beat it, beat it, you know you got to beat it.
shit, im wacking of right now.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
#19054037 - 10/29/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I bet OP was to the naked chicks thread
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Shroomey Toons said: Dude shut up I wasn't pounding off alright!
You don't have to lie to kick it bro. Were all friends here.
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Shroomey Toons
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
#19054050 - 10/29/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whatever you guys are a bunch of creeps, I already said it I quit wacking. Like I don't know 2 years ago.
I WASN'T WACKING, AND IF SHE SAYS I WAS SHE'S FULL OF SHIT.
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Shroomopotamus said: I bet OP was to the supporters jail bait thread
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11907246/fpart/1
Fixed
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OP you seriously busted your nut pretty good, but did you really have to throw so much furniture around?
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
#19054061 - 10/29/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Poor Boy said: shit, im wacking of right now. 
OMG, me too!
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Shroomey Toons
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19054099 - 10/29/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Look, I used to pound off all the time, ok.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett] 2
#19054107 - 10/29/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you reminded me of j rock from trailer park boys
the lock to my room broke I should fix it
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