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OfflineShroomey Toons
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I wasn't wacking I swear! * 3
    #19053932 - 10/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My girlfriend came home and the door was locked. I guess it was habit. The firs thing she asked is, "Why did you lock the door? Were you wacking?" But I wasn't wacking guys. Please believe me.

I swear I wasn't wacking.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons] * 1
    #19053940 - 10/29/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Thats the sane line i use when i get caught wacking


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Mescalean]
    #19053964 - 10/29/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude shut up I wasn't pounding off alright!


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19053981 - 10/29/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Would she be mad if u were or something


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons] * 1
    #19053990 - 10/29/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's okay. Don't be ashamed.:ohyou:
Even if you weren't, stop worrying and just calm down with a nice fap.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Telumbe Maur]
    #19053997 - 10/29/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons] * 6
    #19054013 - 10/29/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No body quits wacking


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054015 - 10/29/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

now that she suspects, you have the benefit of jacking off without hurting her feelings


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054018 - 10/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.





Is...is that even possible?


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Mescalean]
    #19054019 - 10/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The only reason I lock the door is when I'm whacking  :youdidit:


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054025 - 10/29/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.



Was this her idea?


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054030 - 10/29/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.





:lolsy:

sure ya did guy... i get ass at least 3 times a week. fun ass. sexy ass. arousing ass. and i still find time to beat it, beat it, you know you got to beat it.

shit, im wacking of right now. :justcantwait:


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19054037 - 10/29/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I bet OP was :whacker: to the naked chicks thread


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons] * 1
    #19054044 - 10/29/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
Dude shut up I wasn't pounding off alright!





You don't have to lie to kick it bro. Were all friends here.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19054050 - 10/29/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Whatever you guys are a bunch of creeps, I already said it I quit wacking. Like I don't know 2 years ago.

I WASN'T WACKING, AND IF SHE SAYS I WAS SHE'S FULL OF SHIT.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19054055 - 10/29/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
I bet OP was :whacker: to the supporters jail bait thread

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11907246/fpart/1




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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19054057 - 10/29/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP you seriously busted your nut pretty good, but did you really have to throw so much furniture around?


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19054061 - 10/29/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Poor Boy said:
shit, im wacking of right now. :justcantwait:



OMG, me too!


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054099 - 10/29/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Look, I used to pound off all the time, ok.


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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett] * 2
    #19054107 - 10/29/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: you reminded me of j rock from trailer park boys

the lock to my room broke I should fix it


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