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I wasn't wacking I swear! 3
#19053932 - 10/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My girlfriend came home and the door was locked. I guess it was habit. The firs thing she asked is, "Why did you lock the door? Were you wacking?" But I wasn't wacking guys. Please believe me.
I swear I wasn't wacking.
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Thats the sane line i use when i get caught wacking
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Mescalean]
#19053964 - 10/29/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude shut up I wasn't pounding off alright!
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Would she be mad if u were or something
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It's okay. Don't be ashamed. Even if you weren't, stop worrying and just calm down with a nice fap.
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I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.
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No body quits wacking
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now that she suspects, you have the benefit of jacking off without hurting her feelings
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Shroomey Toons said: I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.
Is...is that even possible?
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Mescalean]
#19054019 - 10/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The only reason I lock the door is when I'm whacking
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Shroomey Toons said: I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.
Was this her idea?
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Shroomey Toons said: I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.

sure ya did guy... i get ass at least 3 times a week. fun ass. sexy ass. arousing ass. and i still find time to beat it, beat it, you know you got to beat it.
shit, im wacking of right now.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
#19054037 - 10/29/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I bet OP was to the naked chicks thread
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Shroomey Toons said: Dude shut up I wasn't pounding off alright!
You don't have to lie to kick it bro. Were all friends here.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
#19054050 - 10/29/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whatever you guys are a bunch of creeps, I already said it I quit wacking. Like I don't know 2 years ago.
I WASN'T WACKING, AND IF SHE SAYS I WAS SHE'S FULL OF SHIT.
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Shroomopotamus said: I bet OP was to the supporters jail bait thread
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11907246/fpart/1
Fixed
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OP you seriously busted your nut pretty good, but did you really have to throw so much furniture around?
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Poor Boy]
#19054061 - 10/29/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Poor Boy said: shit, im wacking of right now. 
OMG, me too!
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19054099 - 10/29/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Look, I used to pound off all the time, ok.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett] 2
#19054107 - 10/29/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you reminded me of j rock from trailer park boys
the lock to my room broke I should fix it
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It hasn't been said yet so ill do the honers
Rule #4 
Thread did give me a chuckle
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Haha.
I remember that episode
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st]
#19054128 - 10/29/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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dark3st said: It hasn't been said yet so ill do the honers
Rule #4 
Thread did give me a chuckle

Quoting just because he can't see me!
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19054187 - 10/29/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm being serious if I was wacking I'd say I was, I'm not a pussy or something. But I quit like 8 months ago. It was tough to quit, but I've stayed focus and maintained that vow. Who really even wacks anymore, 12 year olds? Grow up guys, some people just don't wack. You guys are so immature.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19054195 - 10/29/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL that TPB episode was the shit. So OP how long has it een since you jerked it? 4 years? oh wait you changed it to 2 years, did you at least get to finish? Or fuck your girl when she got home?
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I'M BEING SERIOUS!
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I Haven't wacked it since last night when I was looking up jailbait memes...
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Shroomey Toons said: I'M BEING SERIOUSLY SELF-RIGHTEOUS
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st]
#19054312 - 10/29/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't get why you feel so guilty beating off op. unless its like chicks with dicks or something weird
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st] 3
#19054332 - 10/29/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.
It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.
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Shroomey Toons said: Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.
It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.
WTF!? LOL
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4 years... 2 years.... 8 months....
How long have you really been clean for???
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Shroomey Toons said: Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.
It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.
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This thread seem to be in violation of rule #1(and #4)...
Cervantes get in here and lock this and hand out the appropiate bans ASAP!
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19054397 - 10/29/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: This thread seem to be in violation of rule #1(and #4)...
Cervantes get in here and lock this and hand out the appropiate bans ASAP!
This
Then OP can vent his frustration here http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19048536
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: LSDreams]
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luvdemboomers said:
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Shroomey Toons said: Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown. She really chaps my hide you know? Thinking she's such a big shot going around everywhere, up and down the street, telling every stranger she sees that I wack. Such pretenious bullshit.
It's called a lock. Not a teleporter that takes you to some magical wack world, where everyone is pounding off! Whatever though atleast you guys believe me.
WTF!? LOL
Well I agree with wtf but it's not funny asshole.
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LSDreams said: 4 years... 2 years.... 8 months....
How long have you really been clean for??? 
You know how they say you never forget how to ride a bike? Well you can forget how to smack the midget in the face if you quit long enough. I don't even know how to do it anymore dude. I'm serious
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: dark3st]
#19054518 - 10/29/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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dark3st said:
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Shroomey Toons said: I mean I don't think she'd be mad, but I quit wacking like 4 and half years ago or something.
Is...is that even possible?
This post shows your age clearly youve never had a girlfriend that you had sexual relations with for more than a week.
You don't need to wack it when youve got a girl
Someone quote me so this dude can see it, alter my name in quote
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Every girl ive been with i wackes it. Something about anal hurting or some shit like that
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Salomon]
#19054607 - 10/29/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hey guys here some good pics if your feeling horny
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Lol
Edited by MystiqueMushroom (10/29/13 10:51 PM)
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Salomon]
#19054631 - 10/29/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I believe you weren't doing it just made me laugh
eew is that herpes
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Lick it and see
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2nd thread clicked on and I see two penises covered in herpes
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That's a Rule #1 violation...
Cervantes get in here and handle this...
But seriously that is against the rules, I would delete them before you get warned/banned.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: gzuf]
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19054678 - 10/29/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: That's a Rule #1 violation...
Cervantes get in here and handle this...
But seriously that is against the rules, I would delete befor you get warned/banned.
What if I said they were mine penises would that change anything?
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No because both picks areof my cawk
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you're girlfriend would be mad if you were wacking it?
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MystiqueMushroom said:
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mjmihalov said: That's a Rule #1 violation...
Cervantes get in here and handle this...
But seriously that is against the rules, I would delete befor you get warned/banned.
What if I said they were mine penises would that change anything?
No.
"No illegal pictures, bestiality, scat, scat type porn, offensive porn, mutilated corpses or otherwise offensive pictures."
them can possibly fall into multiple categories.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: deadwk] 1
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thedeadwalkk said: you're girlfriend would be mad if you were wacking it?

Thats what I call a good girlfriend
Why would you be wacking it if your in a relationship anyways, you must be an old married person
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
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mjmihalov said: No.
"No illegal pictures, bestiality, scat, scat type porn, offensive porn, mutilated corpses or otherwise offensive pictures."
them can possibly fall into multiple categories.
Well its too fucking late now thanks for warning me, I made the last post on the last page
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19054701 - 10/29/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Man those guys must of had a day long marathon of smacking the midget in the face. See what happens when you're addicted bros? Be like me and quit before it gets worse.
Also huge violation of the rules brosimcity sam.
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You know I'm gonna leave them up but promise to not post any nasty std pics anymore and hope I dont get an infraction, Ive learned my lesson Im sorry !
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gzuf said: 2nd thread clicked on and I see two penises covered in herpes 

No but seriously fuck you.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said:
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MystiqueMushroom said:
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gzuf said: 2nd thread clicked on and I see two penises covered in herpes 

No but seriously fuck you.
Your gonna lecture me about rules then go say a thing like that?
Ban this bonch licker
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MystiqueMushroom said:
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gzuf said:
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MystiqueMushroom said:
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gzuf said: 2nd thread clicked on and I see two penises covered in herpes 

No but seriously fuck you.
Your gonna lecture me about rules then go say a thing like that?
Ban this bonch licker
I agree, gzuf you're violating #2 big time brosef, they should ban you 2) Respect your fellow posters at all times while posting in the Pub. We all have opinions and we can share them respectfully. Intentionally "derailing" or post whoring/drawing a thread off-topic is considered bad form and is not permitted. Hitting the newbies with posts stating "tits or GTFO" and calling new posters narc, cop and pig is far from respectful. Do not post in someone else's thread or start a thread to say something malicious or harmful.
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Shroomey Toons said: Just cause a door is locked doesn't mean someone is punching the clown.
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Shroomey Toons said: Well you can forget how to smack the midget in the face if you quit long enough.
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Shroomey Toons said: Man those guys must of had a day long marathon of smacking the midget in the face.
-the fuck is going on?
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gzuf said: 2nd thread clicked on and I see two penises covered in herpes 
This thread is hilarious ...Not those pictures though. For real
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: LSDreams] 1
#19054826 - 10/29/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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gzuf I narced on you
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Nobody likes a Narc.
Seriously though, this should be a nice thread about weather OP was whackin' it.
Knock the flames off. This thread is important!
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I got a warning for saying fuck yoou to someone who couldn't even see that I said it, this fool definitely needs banned.
Where is Cervantes when you need him?
EDIT: there you are, did you atleast give this guy a warning? or is it okay for him to do it, but not me?
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Rose]
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
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None of your business.
I don't reach for the ban button for people with fairly clean records though, not without warning them first... unless they do something REALLY bad... like post clips of Adam Levine.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Rose]
#19054879 - 10/29/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you know that about that song though?
Bet you didn't, see at least you learned something from my post!
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
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Hes got a good point Cervantes
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
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True.
But now all I want to know is if the OP wasn't whacking it, why does he protest so much?
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Rose]
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You also have a good point
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Whatever, fuck this guy for posting pictures of herpes penis. I don't wanna see that shit. Warn me all you want.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said: Whatever, fuck this guy for posting pictures of herpes penis. I don't wanna see that shit. Warn me all you want.
I suggest you go go here
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mjmihalov said:
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gzuf said: Whatever, fuck this guy for posting pictures of herpes penis. I don't wanna see that shit. Warn me all you want.
I suggest you go go here
and gzuf what guy was posting pics of herpes penis? I dont see any you must just be daydreaming about dicks bro
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Ima go wack it
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! *DELETED* [Re: Shroomey Toons]
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Post deleted by EnemaOfStateReason for deletion: I reposted a better version
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: gzuf]
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That is NOT a dick
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Punching the clown Chapping my hide ...what the actual fuck!? 
I literally spent 10 minutes laughing at that...fuck im high...
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I literally spent 10 minutes laughing at that...fuck im high...
You sound high
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When I got my septum pierced I had a bunch of used crumpled tissues from wiping my nose strewn about my computer desk and a bottle of store brand Cetaphil that looked like a bottle of hand lotion next to the tissue box. My roommate came down into my room and was just like "What the fuck man..."
I wasn't whacking, I swear!
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said: When I got my septum pierced I had a bunch of used crumpled tissues from wiping my nose strewn about my computer desk and a bottle of store brand Cetaphil that looked like a bottle of hand lotion next to the tissue box. My roommate came down into my room and was just like "What the fuck man..."
I wasn't whacking, I swear!
Then you guys jacked off together and everything was cool
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Well yeah, why do you think he went down in the first place? He was just salty b/c he thought I started without him.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: jewunit]
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Thats what I figured
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Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her. I told her I wasn't boxing my gremlin, but she said I was full of shit. She then verbally berates the size of my penis for about 13 minutes straight. 'Well your baby dick looks like a vienna sausage sitting on top of two raisins' you know cruel stuff like that. I swore I wasn't wacking over and over so she asked to see my phone. I thought she was going to check my internet history or something. Instead she calls my mama and tells her she caught me smacking the midget in the face last night. Which we all know is a lie. So know I have to convince my mom and girlfriend I wasn't slapping around my baby sasquatch. Terrible way to start the morning guys.
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Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her. I told her I wasn't boxing my gremlin, but she said I was full of shit. She then verbally berates the size of my penis for about 13 minutes straight. 'Well your baby dick looks like a vienna sausage sitting on top of two raisins' you know cruel stuff like that. I swore I wasn't wacking over and over so she asked to see my phone. I thought she was going to check my internet history or something. Instead she calls my mama and tells her she caught me smacking the midget in the face last night. Which we all know is a lie. So know I have to convince my mom and girlfriend I wasn't slapping around my baby sasquatch. Terrible way to start the morning guys.
I think instead of slappin your midget you should slap the fuck outta your girl and keep that bitch in line.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Patlal]
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Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her.
Alright I get that you're like trolling and lying nd all (I hope), but why you would you have to hide the fact you were beating off in the first place. that concept as a whole just doesn't make much sense to me
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volcomstoner said: I think instead of slappin your midget you should slap the fuck outta your girl and keep that bitch in line.
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Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her. I told her I wasn't boxing my gremlin, but she said I was full of shit. She then verbally berates the size of my penis for about 13 minutes straight. 'Well your baby dick looks like a vienna sausage sitting on top of two raisins' you know cruel stuff like that. I swore I wasn't wacking over and over so she asked to see my phone. I thought she was going to check my internet history or something. Instead she calls my mama and tells her she caught me smacking the midget in the face last night. Which we all know is a lie. So know I have to convince my mom and girlfriend I wasn't slapping around my baby sasquatch. Terrible way to start the morning guys.
The only way to get out of this on a clean slate is to get your mom and gf in the same room and whip it out and show them that there is no dry skin from wacking yesterday, because you DONT use lotion, that has to be key point you make, no lotion ever when you wack it
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: gzuf]
#19057800 - 10/30/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP obviously still jerks it.
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gzuf said:

Ima go wack it

I watched that last night.
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
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Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her.
Alright I get that you're like trolling and lying nd all (I hope), but why you would you have to hide the fact you were beating off in the first place. that concept as a whole just doesn't make much sense to me
Right I don't understand, who cares if you jack off? It reminds me of that movie Don Jon, I wanted to hit that dudes girlfriend, I mean let the man jack off if he wants.
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I can understand though from the girls perspective, like what if we the men found our girls jackin it and we werent getting enough pussy in the first place, see ?
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I'd probably just ask to join in with the festivities
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: I'd probably just ask to join in with the festivities
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19057929 - 10/30/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldnt even ask, Id be like
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MystiqueMushroom said: I can understand though from the girls perspective, like what if we the men found our girls jackin it and we werent getting enough pussy in the first place, see ?
That wouldn't happen to me though, I eat the pussy, I make my girl throw her legs over my shoulders so I can wear her like a feed bag. Whenever I have a steady girl I go down on her every day.
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Oh and just because a guy is jacking it doesn't mean he isn't going to give her the D as much as possible, so your comparison doesn't make sense.
Idc if I'm getting laid every day, I'll still find time to fap every now and then
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Well your a slut so I also understand your perspective
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MystiqueMushroom said: Well your a slut so I also understand your perspective
this is true, I am kind of slutty but now that I found my true love there's only 1 girl for me
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MystiqueMushroom said: Well your a slut so I also understand your perspective
this is true, I am kind of slutty but now that I found my true love there's only 1 girl for me
maerigan
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volcomstoner said:
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MystiqueMushroom said: Well your a slut so I also understand your perspective
this is true, I am kind of slutty but now that I found my true love there's only 1 girl for me
maerigan
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
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Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her.
Alright I get that you're like trolling and lying nd all (I hope), but why you would you have to hide the fact you were beating off in the first place. that concept as a whole just doesn't make much sense to me
I know right! It's my house if I wanted to I'd be pounding off like a spider monkey, going through puberty, given half a viagra pill. IN MY LIVING ROOM! COMPLETELY NAKED! But see the thing was I wasn't. I swear it!
Also anyone calling me names is clearly violating rule #2 and should be banned. I'm just trying to talk to my bros and some of y'all are trolling this thread. Freakin' geeks.
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Also anyone calling me names is clearly violating rule #2 and should be banned. I'm just trying to talk to my bros and some of y'all are trolling this thread. Freakin' geeks.
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next time she starts giving ya hell bout wanking it..
tie her up and have your way with here till she passes out..
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19059220 - 10/30/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shit I'm wacking it right now...
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: rackem]
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tie her up and have your way with here till she passes out..
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rackem said: next time she starts giving ya hell bout wanking it..
tie her up and have your way with here till she passes out..
Thats called rape
Not necessarily.
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