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Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories
    #19053709 - 10/29/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Post stories of cool things that you used to do when you were young

When i was really little I used to lick everything like walls, peoples arms, peoples pants, etc. cuz it was hilarious. Then my dad told me about germs so i spent a bunch of years of my life kinda afraid of germs afterwards lol

I might. Posted that one here a while ago somewhere tho idk

Ok so that's just one of mine but tell some of yours, i'm sure the shroomery community is chock full o' funny childhood adventure stories


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19053724 - 10/29/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Don't be afraid of germs, if you survive any sicknesses youll be more immune


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #19053725 - 10/29/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My uncle use to dress me up on poker night in a pink dress and let me sit on all his friends laps......


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Mescalean]
    #19053732 - 10/29/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My childhood friend, Nicky, raped me. She forced me to lick her cabbage smelling pussy and give her a rimjob all day and then threatened to tell her father if I refused to continue this. I was basically her sex slave. This thing went on for weeks until we stopped talking and went our separate ways. This happened upstairs in my house, when my mom was watching TV in living room and had no idea I was muffing. To be honest, it was actually quite fun. She is pretty hot nowadays. We never spoke of this to anyone...it was our little secret.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19053741 - 10/29/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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My childhood friend, Nicky, raped me. She forced me to lick her cabbage smelling pussy and give her a rimjob and then blackmailed me and we continued this for weeks then stopped talking. It was fun



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19053749 - 10/29/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ew i have never had a pussy smell like cabbage


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #19053764 - 10/29/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
My childhood friend, Nicky, raped me. She forced me to lick her cabbage smelling pussy and give her a rimjob all day and then threatened to tell her father if I refused to continue this. I was basically her sex slave. This thing went on for weeks until we stopped talking and went our separate ways. This happened upstairs in my house, when my mom was watching TV in living room and had no idea I was muffing. To be honest, it was actually quite fun. She is pretty hot nowadays. We never spoke of this to anyone...it was our little secret.



I said "COOL" stories not getting raped wtf eekson


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Mescalean]
    #19053770 - 10/29/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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My uncle use to dress me up on poker night in a pink dress and let me sit on all his friends laps......



This isn't cool either what the hell guys


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #19053781 - 10/29/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle you shouldnt judge other people, these stories are what is cool to them


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Mescalean]
    #19053786 - 10/29/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Damn really?



I am not proud, but I don't lose any sleep because of it. At least, it wasn't a horny old crusty man who likes boys :lol: so I am relatively happy that I got some pussy at such a young age :smirk:.

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Ew i have never had a pussy smell like cabbage



That's what I remember...it smelled like cabbage :shrug: or something like it

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I said "COOL" stories not getting raped wtf eekson



Well, it is kind of a 'cool' story...she was pretty cute :grin:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19053797 - 10/29/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Be proud Esekon, be proud


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 3
    #19053816 - 10/29/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My grandma used to rape me all the time, she used to say "rape to live, live to rape." while she was doing it.

At least I got milk & cookies afterwards.

EDIT: Not actually true, I wouldn't want to be banned for trolling. I stole this idea from the anon forum.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19053822 - 10/29/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Is that why you put kittens in barrels and shoot them?


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19053830 - 10/29/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nope I did that because of the reasons I already explained in the other thread.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19053839 - 10/29/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Be proud Esekon, be proud



:highfive:
I still like her...I think she lived in Sweden or something. Her father was Irish and divorced the mother. She was a very lonely and troubled kid. She was never happy. I don't know where the idea of 'sex' for her came into play. She was always a bit slutty and rebellious. I hope she is okay. I've been trying to find her on facebook for ages but can't :sad: I wonder what she looks like now...giddy giddy goo. She had a nice figure too and enjoyed playing in polluted rat infested rivers and loved swimming in it and getting all wet and dirty...omg she was so dirty :lol:. Now that I think back, this was a good memory. I will remember it.



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19053846 - 10/29/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Nope I did that because of the reasons I already explained in the other thread.



Just jokin :heart:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19053865 - 10/29/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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My grandma used to rape me all the time, she used to say "rape to live, live to rape." while she was doing it.

At least I got milk & cookies afterwards.

EDIT: Not actually true, I wouldn't want to be banned for trolling. I stole this idea from the anon forum.



I remembered that story :lmafo:. I couldn't stop laughing...lmfao. It was so random and fucked up. Imagine if it was true and OP wasn't trolling :shocked:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19053879 - 10/29/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



This happened back when I was in elementary school. It was Summer vacation and I was up late watching X-Files with my older brother and my dad. It was probably about 3 AM.

Suddenly, the power went out, and we could see strange colored lights coming from outside. We went outside to investigate and the whole sky was changing colors, red, green, blue, etc. Needless to say, my brother and I were scared shitless.

My dad, bro, and I got in the car and drove down the street. We found a power line utility worker who was standing outside his truck on the side of the street. My dad asked what was going on, and the guy said that "someone called them about a fireball in the sky." We didn't find out what had actually happened until the next day. It turns out it was the Northern Lights. At that age, I had never even heard of the aurora borealis, so seeing them for the first time was pretty scary, especially after watching X-Files.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19053905 - 10/29/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

My grandma used to rape me all the time, she used to say "rape to live, live to rape." while she was doing it.

At least I got milk & cookies afterwards.

EDIT: Not actually true, I wouldn't want to be banned for trolling. I stole this idea from the anon forum.



I remembered that story :lmafo:. I couldn't stop laughing...lmfao. It was so random and fucked up. Imagine if it was true and OP wasn't trolling :shocked:




That would be fucked up, but the story was pretty unbelievable.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Space Elf]
    #19053920 - 10/29/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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This happened back when I was in elementary school. It was Summer vacation and I was up late watching X-Files with my older brother and my dad. It was probably about 3 AM.

Suddenly, the power went out, and we could see strange colored lights coming from outside. We went outside to investigate and the whole sky was changing colors, red, green, blue, etc. Needless to say, my brother and I were scared shitless.

My dad, bro, and I got in the car and drove down the street. We found a power line utility worker who was standing outside his truck on the side of the street. My dad asked what was going on, and the guy said that "someone called them about a fireball in the sky." We didn't find out what had actually happened until the next day. It turns out it was the Northern Lights. At that age, I had never even heard of the aurora borealis, so seeing them for the first time was pretty scary, especially after watching X-Files.



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19053928 - 10/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

One time when I was little I was sleeping on the couch because I was afraid of the dark in my room and I started rubbing my weiner with the cool side of the sleeping bag and it felt pretty good but I didn't really know what was happening.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19053930 - 10/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My dad use to call me a little faggot and would drag me to sports bars so he could gamble on the ponys. Mom loooooooved when he would bring me home smelling of stale cigs


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19053950 - 10/29/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That would be fucked up, but the story was pretty unbelievable.



But it was funny and it wrought a smile on your ugly ass face so be fucking grateful, nigguh :shakingfist:. I knew it was bullshit from the start, but it was so funny...who comes up with that shit. "Live to rape, rape to live"? :lolsy: :huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19053974 - 10/29/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh gawd I remember my soph year english teacher. Would have burried my face in that big ol bubble butt. I still love you Ms D


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Mescalean]
    #19053986 - 10/29/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh gawd I remember my soph year english teacher. Would have burried my face in that big ol bubble butt. I still love you Ms D



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19053988 - 10/29/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That would be fucked up, but the story was pretty unbelievable.



But it was funny and it wrought a smile on your ugly ass face so be fucking grateful, nigguh :shakingfist:. I knew it was bullshit from the start, but it was so funny...who comes up with that shit. "Live to rape, rape to live"? :lolsy: :huxleyfacepalm:




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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054007 - 10/29/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You called me ugly? I'm hurt, hey Cervantes can we get a ban for flaming over here?



I'm sorry...I am just a little butthurt here, dude. My childhood is over
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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19054021 - 10/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Going to try to turn this thread's frown upside down . . .

One xmas break when I was a kid, I was lounging/dozing in a really uncomfortable chair we had in the TV room when the phone rang.  I heard my mom answer in another room then call to me to pick up the phone.  On the other end was a male voice asking if this were [Scarab] and had I been a good girl and what did I want for xmas, etc.  I was half asleep in that dreamy, kid kind of way and had this awesome conversation with Santa during my xmas vacay.  My parents went to their graves never having admitted that my dad had called the house from work and pretended to be Santa.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19054028 - 10/29/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You called me ugly? I'm hurt, hey Cervantes can we get a ban for flaming over here?



I'm sorry...I am just a little butthurt here, dude. My childhood is over
Anyway, are we still amigos? :hug: :heart:




Ahh... I guess.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: 245willow19]
    #19054033 - 10/29/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was seven and was suppose to be going to sleep I was spinning in circles making myself dizzy. I did it so good one time I thought a pile of clothes was something alive. I was really scared but also kind of excited. I used to love getting dizzy.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Scarab74]
    #19054042 - 10/29/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Going to try to turn this thread's frown upside down . . .

One xmas break when I was a kid, I was lounging/dozing in a really uncomfortable chair we had in the TV room when the phone rang.  I heard my mom answer in another room then call to me to pick up the phone.  On the other end was a male voice asking if this were [Scarab] and had I been a good girl and what did I want for xmas, etc.  I was half asleep in that dreamy, kid kind of way and had this awesome conversation with Santa during my xmas vacay.  My parents went to their graves never having admitted that my dad had called the house from work and pretended to be Santa.




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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19054062 - 10/29/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

when I was a little kid like 5 years old I would eat colored pages out of the phone book and stuff
maybe that is what's wrong with me
I remember my mom found me one time and yelled at me
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I remember hanging out with my older sisters friends and i always had so much fun I though they were so cool


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19054082 - 10/29/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I remember hanging out with my older sisters friends and i always had so much fun I though they were so cool




I did this too, then I got older(like 14-15) and drunk and tried to fuck one, that was not a good day.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19054131 - 10/29/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: fapjack]
    #19054134 - 10/29/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hahahahahahahaha


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19054150 - 10/29/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hahahahahahahaha




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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19054164 - 10/29/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I used to give my dealer blowjobs for cocaine.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: fapjack]
    #19054192 - 10/29/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.




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    #19054222 - 10/29/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

One time I had really bad anxiety. And woke up in a night terror, pumped with adrenaline, and I hallucinated satin on my ceiling


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    #19056372 - 10/30/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A satin ceiling? Very nice. Good vibe when you're tripping. A little impractical though..


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    #19056380 - 10/30/13 06:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #19056385 - 10/30/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Once, when I was about 10, the whole block would go all out for Halloween. Our parents would just let us run wild for Halloween and it was a total blast. This one well meaning older couple even served up hot dogs for us kids one year. It worked out well until a few kids started a food fight. Needless to say it quickly got out of hand and there must have been 15 or so  kids participating in the melee. A fun time was had by all, except for the older couple.


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    #19056418 - 10/30/13 06:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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One time when I was little I was sleeping on the couch because I was afraid of the dark in my room and I started rubbing my weiner with the cool side of the sleeping bag and it felt pretty good but I didn't really know what was happening.



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    #19056763 - 10/30/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oops i mean satan:rofl:


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    #19056817 - 10/30/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

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    #19056837 - 10/30/13 10:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was like 3 I thought it would be totally awesome to summersault down the stairs like donkey kong. I had to go to the hospital


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Whitewater]
    #19057827 - 10/30/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I once cut a lamp cord with a pair of scissors back when I was little, it was pretty cool.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19057875 - 10/30/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

Overall, it was a great night



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I once cut a lamp cord with a pair of scissors back when I was little, it was pretty cool.



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    #19057889 - 10/30/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

Overall, it was a great night




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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19057896 - 10/30/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I once cut a lamp cord with a pair of scissors back when I was little, it was pretty cool.



Probably wasnt even plugged in



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    #19057916 - 10/30/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

Overall, it was a great night




I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this bullshit story.



Why would I lie on the internet? about something that happened when i was 13


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19057920 - 10/30/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I thought it sounded plausible, I've done some crazy stupid shit like that when I was younger


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    #19057921 - 10/30/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

To seem cool? Idk. It wasn't me that lied it was you, I don't know your motives


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    #19057926 - 10/30/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I thought it sounded plausible, I've done some crazy stupid shit like that when I was younger




Plausible at best.

Still... pics or it didn't happen.


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    #19058490 - 10/30/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

TBH I dont think it was that crazy, i was just a hormone enraged teenager lmao.


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To seem cool? Idk. It wasn't me that lied it was you, I don't know your motives



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    #19058591 - 10/30/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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    #19058705 - 10/30/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.



ha I threw a dead bird behind the counter one time at burger king when I was like 14 just ran up in there (i think I even yelled dead bird mutherfyckers or something like that) and ran out


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    #19058712 - 10/30/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.



ha I threw a dead bird behind the counter one time at burger king when I was like 14 just ran up in there (i think I even yelled dead bird mutherfyckers or something like that) and ran out


sweet thread sheekle



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    #19058786 - 10/30/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.



ha I threw a dead bird behind the counter one time at burger king when I was like 14 just ran up in there (i think I even yelled dead bird mutherfyckers or something like that) and ran out


sweet thread sheekle



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19058796 - 10/30/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

One time I ordered 17 BK single Stackers at the drive thru...


We wanted to take advantage of the dollar menu


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    #19058797 - 10/30/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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One time I ordered 17 BK single Stackers at the drive thru...


We wanted to take advantage of the dollar menu



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    #19058804 - 10/30/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It was 'we'.

I just thought it was funny ordering that many hamburgers..blech


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19058812 - 10/30/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not if there was like more than 8 of you, then that would not be very weird, like 2 burgers a piece


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    #19058815 - 10/30/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

But it would be kind of weird because usually you dont get that many people together who ALL like burgers


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    #19058824 - 10/30/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Only communists dont like burgers!  I think it was 4 of us...  I dont really recall.

I lost my virginity while going through a McDicks drive thru i can tell the story if interested


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19059167 - 10/30/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Only communists dont like burgers!  I think it was 4 of us...  I dont really recall.

I lost my virginity while going through a McDicks drive thru i can tell the story if interested




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    #19059181 - 10/30/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I chased my cat into the cornfield beside my house when I was three. 

After an hour or so of looking for me, my parents called the search team or squad or whatever they were called.  and as soon as the helicopter came, my mom found me.

I was out of water in my sippy cup and never did catch my cat.  :feelsbadman:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: tito123]
    #19059316 - 10/30/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When I was a little kid I threw a rock at this guy I didn't like and hit him right above the eye on the temple. It was during recess and after I hit the guy with the rock he cried like girl and ran and told on me.

I ended up going to the principal's office and had to wait in his office while he took care of something else. I found a thumb tack and put it on his seat so that when he came back he would sit on it and, well you know the rest.

But, when he came back, he SAW the fucking tack and picked it up and confronted me about it. I played it off like, I didn't know how it got there, but he knew. He told me if I wanted to hurt him, I could just press the tack into him. Freaked me out.

Anyhow, later on when I was older, on of my friends GF's told me she dated the guy I hit with the rock in the temple, and that he was a premature ejaculator and would just cum in his pants when they were making out. I wonder if that was from the rock that I threw at him?

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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19059352 - 10/30/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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When I was a little kid I threw a rock at this guy I didn't like and hit him right above the eye on the temple. It was during recess and after I hit the guy with the rock he cried like girl and ran and told on me.

I ended up going to the principles office and had to wait in his office while he took care of something else. I found a thumb tack and put it on his seat so that when he came back he would sit on it and, well you know the rest.

But, when he came back, he SAW the fucking tack and picked it up and confronted me about it. I played it off like, I didn't know how it got there, but he knew. He told me if I wanted to hurt him, I could just press the tack into him. Freaked me out.

Anyhow, later on when I was older, on of my friends GF's told me she dated the guy I hit with the rock in the temple, and that he was a premature ejaculator and would just cum in his pants when they were making out. I wonder if that was from the rock that I threw at him?

Moral of the story: don't throw rocks unless you are prepared to push pins into people, or maybe make them have sexual problems?




*principal

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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19059424 - 10/30/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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When I was a little kid I threw a rock at this guy I didn't like and hit him right above the eye on the temple. It was during recess and after I hit the guy with the rock he cried like girl and ran and told on me.

I ended up going to the principles office and had to wait in his office while he took care of something else. I found a thumb tack and put it on his seat so that when he came back he would sit on it and, well you know the rest.

But, when he came back, he SAW the fucking tack and picked it up and confronted me about it. I played it off like, I didn't know how it got there, but he knew. He told me if I wanted to hurt him, I could just press the tack into him. Freaked me out.

Anyhow, later on when I was older, on of my friends GF's told me she dated the guy I hit with the rock in the temple, and that he was a premature ejaculator and would just cum in his pants when they were making out. I wonder if that was from the rock that I threw at him?

Moral of the story: don't throw rocks unless you are prepared to push pins into people, or maybe make them have sexual problems?



He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19059606 - 10/30/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

when I was a kid went out with a few friends for Halloween and we were walking by some parked cars
a light came on from one not far away there was two people getting down in that car some
hot looking blond chick was riding a guy in the back seat we didn't look long but lol
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    #19059627 - 10/30/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day




But I took the tack and stuck it in his forehead, then I took two more an stuck one in each of his eyes, then two more in each earlobe. It took 4 tacks to do his whole neck (it was very long).

Once I was done, I played connect the dots with a sharpie while he massaged my big toe.

(the second story isn't true)


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19059658 - 10/30/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Moorning Due said:
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MystiqueMushroom said:
He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day




But I took the tack and stuck it in his forehead, then I took two more an stuck one in each of his eyes, then two more in each earlobe. It took 4 tacks to do his whole neck (it was very long).

Once I was done, I played connect the dots with a sharpie while he massaged my big toe.

(the second story isn't true)



Then he sexually assaulted you and thats why you got away with it


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19059842 - 10/30/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
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Moorning Due said:
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MystiqueMushroom said:
He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day




But I took the tack and stuck it in his forehead, then I took two more an stuck one in each of his eyes, then two more in each earlobe. It took 4 tacks to do his whole neck (it was very long).

Once I was done, I played connect the dots with a sharpie while he massaged my big toe.

(the second story isn't true)



Then he sexually assaulted you and thats why you got away with it




I'm stuck in his closet right now still, typing in the dark. He makes me do bad things.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19060729 - 10/30/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I am sure when we all were just little kids, we played house. Well this was true for me too. My first cousin, who is one year younger than I was more than eager to play along. My younger sister and her younger sister would play along like they were our kids. My parents used to have a camper shell propped up in the side yard that we would play in and pretend was our home.

We would play for hours, pretending to make pancakes, or steak for dinner. Playing cards, or other things that our parents did...

That was until this one day, we were playing, and we sent the our make believe kids (the younger sisters) out to play. She took me up to our "bedroom" which in the camper was the space up above where the cab of the truck.

Remember we were only about 10-12 years old at the time.

Well, SHE pulled me close and started kissing me really aggressively, open mouth kissing. She told me to stick my tongue in hers (I had no clue wtf I was doing). To me it kinda felt gross, but I did notice something growing in between my legs and a feeling in my stomach like what it feels like when you free fall from a tall drop. She told me, "if we are married, we have to make love like REAL married people"......

Should I stop here?


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19072778 - 11/01/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Moorning Due said:
I am sure when we all were just little kids, we played house. Well this was true for me too. My first cousin, who is one year younger than I was more than eager to play along. My younger sister and her younger sister would play along like they were our kids. My parents used to have a camper shell propped up in the side yard that we would play in and pretend was our home.

We would play for hours, pretending to make pancakes, or steak for dinner. Playing cards, or other things that our parents did...

That was until this one day, we were playing, and we sent the our make believe kids (the younger sisters) out to play. She took me up to our "bedroom" which in the camper was the space up above where the cab of the truck.

Remember we were only about 10-12 years old at the time.

Well, SHE pulled me close and started kissing me really aggressively, open mouth kissing. She told me to stick my tongue in hers (I had no clue wtf I was doing). To me it kinda felt gross, but I did notice something growing in between my legs and a feeling in my stomach like what it feels like when you free fall from a tall drop. She told me, "if we are married, we have to make love like REAL married people"......

Should I stop here?



Well that shut this place down FAST.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due] * 1
    #19072805 - 11/01/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Moorning Due said:
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Moorning Due said:
I am sure when we all were just little kids, we played house. Well this was true for me too. My first cousin, who is one year younger than I was more than eager to play along. My younger sister and her younger sister would play along like they were our kids. My parents used to have a camper shell propped up in the side yard that we would play in and pretend was our home.

We would play for hours, pretending to make pancakes, or steak for dinner. Playing cards, or other things that our parents did...

That was until this one day, we were playing, and we sent the our make believe kids (the younger sisters) out to play. She took me up to our "bedroom" which in the camper was the space up above where the cab of the truck.

Remember we were only about 10-12 years old at the time.

Well, SHE pulled me close and started kissing me really aggressively, open mouth kissing. She told me to stick my tongue in hers (I had no clue wtf I was doing). To me it kinda felt gross, but I did notice something growing in between my legs and a feeling in my stomach like what it feels like when you free fall from a tall drop. She told me, "if we are married, we have to make love like REAL married people"......

Should I stop here?



Well that shut this place down FAST.



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19072977 - 11/02/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i remember this one time when i was like 9 when i first learned about #411. i got a piece of paper and started calling 411 to get the phone numbers of a bunch of places for no particular reason. i just liked when you would call and the answering machine would be like "for what listing please", then you would name the listing and an operator would answer and say "ok thank you" and put you through another answering machine that would tell you the number, but i didn't take the answering machine seriously and just waited for the operator to answer so i can personally tell them my listing. well i was gullible back then and didn't know there was an actual person behind the answering machine  listening to your listing. the answering machine wasn't automatic and in fact controlled by an operator who would listen to your listing and look up the number on a computer. anyway i didn't know and everytime i would call and the answering machine would say "for what listing please", i would say "MY ASS" out loud, and i would wait for the operator so i can tell them my listing. i must have called at least more than 50 times, 50+ numbers. i should have known earlier because one time i called and gave my usual listing "MY ASS", and the operator answered and i could here her laughing in the background, she's like "hahahaha thank you wait for ur number hahaha". i was like wtf.. i soon found out later when another lady operator answered and was like "ok sir that is very rude! blah blah blah" gave me a whole speech and i was pretty much speechless after that. im like "wooops..". good times.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: zZZz]
    #19072991 - 11/02/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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...and gave my usual listing "MY ASS", and the operator answered and i could here her laughing in the background, she's like "hahahaha thank you wait for ur number hahaha".




No she just thought you were Evil Betty!


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19072998 - 11/02/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha that's EXACTLY how i said it. thanks for reminding me.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #19073174 - 11/02/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

when i was about 13 or so my buddy came over with these 1-900 numbers that played a recorded message of some chick saying slutty stuff.  he said he called them all the time and they were totally free.  over the course of a month i called them about 20 times then my parents get the phone bill and there are 350 of the calls at 50 cents each.  my little brother, who knew about the numbers, was pretty busy making calls apparently.  we got in major shit but don't remember anything too drastic happening.


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