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InvisibleRiderOnTheStorm
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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047580 - 10/28/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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1slow2v said:
And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation




Tell the husband.

Better you than her, in her version you will have relentlessly seduced her, and broke her will, and then he will shoot you in the dick.

You are doing him a favor by telling him, even if you lie about the bj. If he doesn't believe you and sticks with her, so be it, y'all weren't cool anyway.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19047600 - 10/28/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
Dont mow another mans lawn  :megacrankey:



:hank:

Don't you dare mow my lawn or I'll kick your ass!!!


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047643 - 10/28/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Post pics!


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: unknown1123]
    #19047655 - 10/28/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I dont know why but this thread reminds me of this song



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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19047673 - 10/28/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Now that I think of it, the only logical thing for OP to do is suck the husbands dick and then kick his ass


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: gulper2323]
    #19047688 - 10/28/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend



:highfive:

If you didn't how will they ever learn?!? Sometimes there is no better way to teach people manners than to bang their girlfriends



Goddamn right bro!! I'll fuck her doggy style and write a message on her back saying "shoulda waved back asshole" And text him the video of us fucking. That'll teach him manners


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #19047708 - 10/28/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Your not living in a porn. In real life there are consequences.
Don't fuck your neighbor.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047753 - 10/28/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hit it and quit it op.

if you let it go on.. she WILL def develop feelings.. and there is no wrath like a scorn woman.

good luck..


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: rackem]
    #19047787 - 10/28/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've heard that before somewhere


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: rackem]
    #19047804 - 10/28/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rackem said:
hit it and quit it op.

if you let it go on.. she WILL def develop feelings.. and there is no wrath like a scorn woman.

good luck..



This, I def wouldn't make it a regular thing but I'd at least fuck her. If you keep it going your just asking for trouble


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: fee]
    #19047813 - 10/28/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19047824 - 10/28/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
:datass:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19047843 - 10/28/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What if he just rapes op infront of his woman and takes ops shoes. Thats what I'd do if I were the married guy. Make her watch as you cry getting plowed in the ass.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19047844 - 10/28/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
:datass:



HAHAHAHAHAHA You and stealing shoes  :rofl:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047849 - 10/28/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe you could fuck his wife while he watches and jerks it in the corner? Some guys are into that kinda thang.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19047864 - 10/28/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That I never understand. Weirdest fetish imo


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19047871 - 10/28/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
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pirate-blues said:
alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
:datass:



HAHAHAHAHAHA You and stealing shoes  :rofl:





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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe]
    #19047887 - 10/28/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Smokaaayyyy


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19047928 - 10/28/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
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volcomstoner said:
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pirate-blues said:
alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
:datass:



HAHAHAHAHAHA You and stealing shoes  :rofl:



:awelol:
I like shoes bruh




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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19048531 - 10/28/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wrath of a scorn woman is what im afraid of i dont want it to turn into "i raped her. Or some shit likethat


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