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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: neighbors wife [Re: gulper2323]
    #19047403 - 10/28/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe]
    #19047409 - 10/28/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That wouldn't make OP any better than her. Knowingly boning somebody in a committed relationship is nearly just as bad as if you were the person in the relationship.




I disagree, if she doesn't fuck OP she's gonna fuck someone else. She sucked his dick the first day they met. Onus is entirely on her.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047416 - 10/28/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Today i had walked down to the store and my neighbors wife was there she has always been pretty cool but he has always been a dick u can waive at hm and he wont waive back type

Well anyway. We started talking and she came over to my house to shoot the shit which i didnt think nothing of then she started flirting and being pretty up front long story short she wants to be fuck buddies and ended up giving me a bj

But now im thinking about it this could turn into a bunch of drama and im not a fan of drama or it could be awsome i mean she look good but is married i dont know

What would yall do





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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19047419 - 10/28/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
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gulper2323 said:
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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend



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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047422 - 10/28/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

just get a bunch of weights and a squat rack for your house and take steroids and get fucking huge.  then u can get blowjobs from any woman you want and if the guy fronts u just totally flex at him and watch him run.

just don't do anything illegal because cops have tazers and guns.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047428 - 10/28/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Aside from all the moralistic discussion about who should be fucking who (and who shouldn't), remember  this:  Married men can be fucking nuts.

Once this guy finds out you're banging his wife (and its likely that he will at some point), he may come loss completely.  And, he knows where you live.  Pissing off a psychotic NRA nutjob by banging his wife is not a good idea IMO; especially when he knows you and your address.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047435 - 10/28/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Synthe said:
That wouldn't make OP any better than her. Knowingly boning somebody in a committed relationship is nearly just as bad as if you were the person in the relationship.




I disagree, if she doesn't fuck OP she's gonna fuck someone else. She sucked his dick the first day they met. Onus is entirely on her.



Yeah, and OP let it go down knowing she was married. OP's just as bad.


Husband should kick OP in the balls.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe]
    #19047444 - 10/28/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I hope you busted in her mouth and she kissed him shortly after


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047463 - 10/28/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Carry heat at all times


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: dontknow]
    #19047477 - 10/28/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You've had a marriage end because of this and you're still doing it? :facepalm:



I didnt cheat she cheated on me but i was glad to find out i wasnt even pissed i was pleased made the split easier


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19047485 - 10/28/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Carry heat at all times



And i do i live n AL we all carry guns


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047493 - 10/28/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Carry heat at all times



And i do i live n AL we all carry guns



placing 10:1 bets that her husband shoots OP if he finds out


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19047495 - 10/28/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
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gulper2323 said:
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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend



:highfive:

If you didn't how will they ever learn?!? Sometimes there is no better way to teach people manners than to bang their girlfriends


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19047508 - 10/28/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

First off dont listen to people when they say you ruined their marriage or lives. You did nothing but enable the situation. If this stupid train of thought worked in everday life then people could justifiably blame forks for getting fat.


That said, in my opinion your doomed.

Husband is a dick
Most likely this carries over too his marriage
She is female so needs attention, affection, and the need to be wanted by a man

I'm guessing this couple is exactly stand up citizens and obviously at least the wife enjoys drama in her life.
So my conclusion is this will end very badly in one of two ways unless you never do it again but do not be rude to her in any way. I would make up some story about recently falling in  love blah blah blah but be super nice and make her side with you. Explain the deep and passionate love you two have and after key points always ask a confirmation question.

Example: I loved here for years and she just got back in my life. Im walking on air its so wonderful. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about right.

What that does is it makes her relate the situation with a happy memory and she will be happy and proud for you and not bitter. As im sure your aware, there's no furry like a woman scorned.

Also continuing might make her grow feelings and want to leave her husband for you and do you want that?

You ddon't want her mad at you so if they fight she doesn't do the fuck you for hurting me well I Fucked that kid how does it make you feel bullshit that people are known to do.

Make it easier and find someone of equivalence to you to take your spot and tell her about it after you break her heart.


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And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19047517 - 10/28/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Stop sticking your penis inside married women.




You don't fuck a man's wife. If I was married and this happened to me I'd take the angry route. Beat you're ass while she watches. I will be ecstatic if he finds out. Which he will, they always do.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047545 - 10/28/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Synthe said:
That wouldn't make OP any better than her. Knowingly boning somebody in a committed relationship is nearly just as bad as if you were the person in the relationship.




I disagree, if she doesn't fuck OP she's gonna fuck someone else. She sucked his dick the first day they met. Onus is entirely on her.



Well it wasnt the first day we meet we have lived across the street from each other for over a year i always thought she had a crush on me but she had never been so foward about it in fact it never has even been discussed

Im not trying to justifify it just clearing up the confusion


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047554 - 10/28/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047560 - 10/28/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation



Have her unsuck your dick  :shrug:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19047575 - 10/28/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
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And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation



Have her unsuck your dick  :shrug:



Lol I was about to put 'your dick cannot be unsucked'


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047576 - 10/28/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Don't kiss and tell.  Not on this board.  Too many people don't want to think about the consequences to THEIR OWN relationships.


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