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OfflineImFukNCLUELESS
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neighbors wife
    #19047280 - 10/28/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Today i had walked down to the store and my neighbors wife was there she has always been pretty cool but he has always been a dick u can waive at hm and he wont waive back type

Well anyway. We started talking and she came over to my house to shoot the shit which i didnt think nothing of then she started flirting and being pretty up front long story short she wants to be fuck buddies and ended up giving me a bj

But now im thinking about it this could turn into a bunch of drama and im not a fan of drama or it could be awsome i mean she look good but is married i dont know

What would yall do


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047287 - 10/28/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

DSHSB
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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] * 5
    #19047290 - 10/28/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Stop sticking your penis inside married women.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe] * 2
    #19047302 - 10/28/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Stop sticking your penis inside married women.



this
What if you were married and your wife was doing this with some guy?


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] * 1
    #19047305 - 10/28/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would hit that shit like there's no tomorrow, then talk to her husband and say that she came on to me, but when I refused her advances she said she was gonna tell him that I did fuck her.

You get what you want, his angers gets pointed at her, and she gets what the fuck she deserves.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm] * 3
    #19047310 - 10/28/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm] * 2
    #19047341 - 10/28/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I would hit that shit like there's no tomorrow, then talk to her husband and say that she came on to me, but when I refused her advances she said she was gonna tell him that I did fuck her.

You get what you want, his angers gets pointed at her, and she gets what the fuck she deserves.



Yay, ruining two people's lives because you're horny.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: dontknow]
    #19047346 - 10/28/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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dontknow said:
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Synthe said:
Stop sticking your penis inside married women.



this
What if you were married and your wife was doing this with some guy?



Have an ex wife because of that she wasnt happy but then again neither was i


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe] * 2
    #19047358 - 10/28/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Stop sticking your penis inside married women.




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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] * 1
    #19047362 - 10/28/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You've had a marriage end because of this and you're still doing it? :facepalm:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: dontknow] * 1
    #19047365 - 10/28/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:failboat:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19047368 - 10/28/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dont mow another mans lawn  :megacrankey:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19047374 - 10/28/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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KremrBigSikter said:
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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I would hit that shit like there's no tomorrow, then talk to her husband and say that she came on to me, but when I refused her advances she said she was gonna tell him that I did fuck her.

You get what you want, his angers gets pointed at her, and she gets what the fuck she deserves.



Yay, ruining two people's lives because you're horny.



She's the one ruining it, she's gonna fuck around no matter what. The guy is probably a dick and deserves it


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047375 - 10/28/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



What brings you to that assumption? :thisfuckinguy:

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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I would hit that shit like there's no tomorrow, then talk to her husband and say that she came on to me, but when I refused her advances she said she was gonna tell him that I did fuck her.

You get what you want, his angers gets pointed at her, and she gets what the fuck she deserves.



That wouldn't make OP any better than her. Knowingly boning somebody in a committed relationship is nearly just as bad as if you were the person in the relationship.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: KremrBigSikter] * 1
    #19047377 - 10/28/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro




Throughout history, countless men have been murdered as an outcome of this exact thought process. Doesn't matter anyway how he treats her, unless she has permission to fuck other people she's breaking her vow and has it coming.

I would do the win-win. Get your dick wet, but don't be the one the angry shitty husband shoots in the head. Or the dick. Whatever.

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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I would hit that shit like there's no tomorrow, then talk to her husband and say that she came on to me, but when I refused her advances she said she was gonna tell him that I did fuck her.

You get what you want, his angers gets pointed at her, and she gets what the fuck she deserves.



Yay, ruining two people's lives because you're horny.




You could look at it that way, or you could see it as doing them both a favor. She gets what she wants, what she deserves, and her husband isn't stuck being a cuckold to the neighbor dude.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047382 - 10/28/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Likely to cause further problems with your neighbor. People will do crazy shit in such situations. Be careful.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe] * 2
    #19047384 - 10/28/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck her until it all blows up in your face


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047388 - 10/28/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I agree with Synthe


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19047396 - 10/28/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047399 - 10/28/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

get her to divorce her husband then fuck her.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: gulper2323]
    #19047403 - 10/28/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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gulper2323 said:
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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe]
    #19047409 - 10/28/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That wouldn't make OP any better than her. Knowingly boning somebody in a committed relationship is nearly just as bad as if you were the person in the relationship.




I disagree, if she doesn't fuck OP she's gonna fuck someone else. She sucked his dick the first day they met. Onus is entirely on her.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047416 - 10/28/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Today i had walked down to the store and my neighbors wife was there she has always been pretty cool but he has always been a dick u can waive at hm and he wont waive back type

Well anyway. We started talking and she came over to my house to shoot the shit which i didnt think nothing of then she started flirting and being pretty up front long story short she wants to be fuck buddies and ended up giving me a bj

But now im thinking about it this could turn into a bunch of drama and im not a fan of drama or it could be awsome i mean she look good but is married i dont know

What would yall do





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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19047419 - 10/28/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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gulper2323 said:
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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend



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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047422 - 10/28/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

just get a bunch of weights and a squat rack for your house and take steroids and get fucking huge.  then u can get blowjobs from any woman you want and if the guy fronts u just totally flex at him and watch him run.

just don't do anything illegal because cops have tazers and guns.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047428 - 10/28/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Aside from all the moralistic discussion about who should be fucking who (and who shouldn't), remember  this:  Married men can be fucking nuts.

Once this guy finds out you're banging his wife (and its likely that he will at some point), he may come loss completely.  And, he knows where you live.  Pissing off a psychotic NRA nutjob by banging his wife is not a good idea IMO; especially when he knows you and your address.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047435 - 10/28/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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RiderOnTheStorm said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
That wouldn't make OP any better than her. Knowingly boning somebody in a committed relationship is nearly just as bad as if you were the person in the relationship.




I disagree, if she doesn't fuck OP she's gonna fuck someone else. She sucked his dick the first day they met. Onus is entirely on her.



Yeah, and OP let it go down knowing she was married. OP's just as bad.


Husband should kick OP in the balls.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe]
    #19047444 - 10/28/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I hope you busted in her mouth and she kissed him shortly after


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047463 - 10/28/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Carry heat at all times


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: dontknow]
    #19047477 - 10/28/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You've had a marriage end because of this and you're still doing it? :facepalm:



I didnt cheat she cheated on me but i was glad to find out i wasnt even pissed i was pleased made the split easier


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19047485 - 10/28/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Carry heat at all times



And i do i live n AL we all carry guns


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047493 - 10/28/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Carry heat at all times



And i do i live n AL we all carry guns



placing 10:1 bets that her husband shoots OP if he finds out


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19047495 - 10/28/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
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gulper2323 said:
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volcomstoner said:
Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend



:highfive:

If you didn't how will they ever learn?!? Sometimes there is no better way to teach people manners than to bang their girlfriends


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19047508 - 10/28/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

First off dont listen to people when they say you ruined their marriage or lives. You did nothing but enable the situation. If this stupid train of thought worked in everday life then people could justifiably blame forks for getting fat.


That said, in my opinion your doomed.

Husband is a dick
Most likely this carries over too his marriage
She is female so needs attention, affection, and the need to be wanted by a man

I'm guessing this couple is exactly stand up citizens and obviously at least the wife enjoys drama in her life.
So my conclusion is this will end very badly in one of two ways unless you never do it again but do not be rude to her in any way. I would make up some story about recently falling in  love blah blah blah but be super nice and make her side with you. Explain the deep and passionate love you two have and after key points always ask a confirmation question.

Example: I loved here for years and she just got back in my life. Im walking on air its so wonderful. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about right.

What that does is it makes her relate the situation with a happy memory and she will be happy and proud for you and not bitter. As im sure your aware, there's no furry like a woman scorned.

Also continuing might make her grow feelings and want to leave her husband for you and do you want that?

You ddon't want her mad at you so if they fight she doesn't do the fuck you for hurting me well I Fucked that kid how does it make you feel bullshit that people are known to do.

Make it easier and find someone of equivalence to you to take your spot and tell her about it after you break her heart.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19047517 - 10/28/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Stop sticking your penis inside married women.




You don't fuck a man's wife. If I was married and this happened to me I'd take the angry route. Beat you're ass while she watches. I will be ecstatic if he finds out. Which he will, they always do.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19047545 - 10/28/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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RiderOnTheStorm said:
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Synthe said:
That wouldn't make OP any better than her. Knowingly boning somebody in a committed relationship is nearly just as bad as if you were the person in the relationship.




I disagree, if she doesn't fuck OP she's gonna fuck someone else. She sucked his dick the first day they met. Onus is entirely on her.



Well it wasnt the first day we meet we have lived across the street from each other for over a year i always thought she had a crush on me but she had never been so foward about it in fact it never has even been discussed

Im not trying to justifify it just clearing up the confusion


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047554 - 10/28/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047560 - 10/28/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation



Have her unsuck your dick  :shrug:


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    #19047575 - 10/28/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation



Have her unsuck your dick  :shrug:



Lol I was about to put 'your dick cannot be unsucked'


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047576 - 10/28/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Don't kiss and tell.  Not on this board.  Too many people don't want to think about the consequences to THEIR OWN relationships.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047580 - 10/28/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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And im not really into the idea of keeping it going on but really more interested in how to di fuse the situation




Tell the husband.

Better you than her, in her version you will have relentlessly seduced her, and broke her will, and then he will shoot you in the dick.

You are doing him a favor by telling him, even if you lie about the bj. If he doesn't believe you and sticks with her, so be it, y'all weren't cool anyway.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19047600 - 10/28/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Dont mow another mans lawn  :megacrankey:



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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047643 - 10/28/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: neighbors wife [Re: unknown1123]
    #19047655 - 10/28/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I dont know why but this thread reminds me of this song



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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19047673 - 10/28/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Now that I think of it, the only logical thing for OP to do is suck the husbands dick and then kick his ass


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: gulper2323]
    #19047688 - 10/28/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Her husband obviously treats her like shit, so fuck him if he wants to keep his girl he could treat her better. Fuck the shit outta that girl bro



:whathesaid:

The guys been acting like a dick so fuck him (…and his wife). If he ever finds out, confronts you, and asks why you did it you can tell him this; "Well maybe next time you'll fucking waive back!" :crankey:



Yeah seriously whenever someone doesn't wave back I fuck their girlfriend



:highfive:

If you didn't how will they ever learn?!? Sometimes there is no better way to teach people manners than to bang their girlfriends



Goddamn right bro!! I'll fuck her doggy style and write a message on her back saying "shoulda waved back asshole" And text him the video of us fucking. That'll teach him manners


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #19047708 - 10/28/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Your not living in a porn. In real life there are consequences.
Don't fuck your neighbor.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047753 - 10/28/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hit it and quit it op.

if you let it go on.. she WILL def develop feelings.. and there is no wrath like a scorn woman.

good luck..


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: rackem]
    #19047787 - 10/28/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've heard that before somewhere


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: rackem]
    #19047804 - 10/28/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hit it and quit it op.

if you let it go on.. she WILL def develop feelings.. and there is no wrath like a scorn woman.

good luck..



This, I def wouldn't make it a regular thing but I'd at least fuck her. If you keep it going your just asking for trouble


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: fee]
    #19047813 - 10/28/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19047824 - 10/28/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19047843 - 10/28/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What if he just rapes op infront of his woman and takes ops shoes. Thats what I'd do if I were the married guy. Make her watch as you cry getting plowed in the ass.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19047844 - 10/28/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
:datass:



HAHAHAHAHAHA You and stealing shoes  :rofl:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19047849 - 10/28/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe you could fuck his wife while he watches and jerks it in the corner? Some guys are into that kinda thang.


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    #19047864 - 10/28/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That I never understand. Weirdest fetish imo


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    #19047871 - 10/28/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
:datass:



HAHAHAHAHAHA You and stealing shoes  :rofl:





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    #19047887 - 10/28/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Smokaaayyyy


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    #19047928 - 10/28/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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alarm bells would probably be going off in my head if i were in your position. The dude doesn't even wave, how do you know that he won't come and try and kill you or something if and when he finds out?



Then you fuck him in the ass to show your domination
And don't forget to steal his shoes
:datass:



HAHAHAHAHAHA You and stealing shoes  :rofl:



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Re: neighbors wife [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19048531 - 10/28/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wrath of a scorn woman is what im afraid of i dont want it to turn into "i raped her. Or some shit likethat


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    #19048592 - 10/28/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Wrath of a scorn woman is what im afraid of i dont want it to turn into "i raped her. Or some shit likethat



spycam bro, videotape it. Its both fun and anti-rape-allegation insurance. :strokebeard:


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    #19048622 - 10/28/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:peyotezen:

that's scummy as fuck.


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    #19048639 - 10/28/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey OP, don't get shot in the back of the head.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19048642 - 10/28/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Be a man about the situation and go and tell the husband, you don't know what this woman has done in the past.

A man with a bit of integrity would go and confront him...

Unless you want some guy flipping out once he finds out and possibly blowing your head off with a shotgun :crazy2:


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19048653 - 10/28/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Today i had walked down to the store and my neighbors wife was there she has always been pretty cool but he has always been a dick u can waive at hm and he wont waive back type

Well anyway. We started talking and she came over to my house to shoot the shit which i didnt think nothing of then she started flirting and being pretty up front long story short she wants to be fuck buddies and ended up giving me a bj

But now im thinking about it this could turn into a bunch of drama and im not a fan of drama or it could be awsome i mean she look good but is married i dont know

What would yall do





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Re: neighbors wife [Re: Sanpedrox]
    #19048699 - 10/28/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Be a man about the situation and go and tell the husband, you don't know what this woman has done in the past.

A man with a bit of integrity would go and confront him...

Unless you want some guy flipping out once he finds out and possibly blowing your head off with a shotgun :crazy2:




Sure, guys that fuck married women go and tell the husband about it, what planet do you live on?

Maybe she will never even tell her husband, and the OP can always deny it as well. 

The wife was a slut in the first place, her husband should be pissed off at her, not the OP.


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Re: neighbors wife [Re: qman]
    #19048923 - 10/28/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's a good way to get yourself shot.  But you already are fucked so...


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    #19048930 - 10/28/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The wife was a slut in the first place, her husband should be pissed off at her, not the OP.




Yeah, but in reality, usually the husband will get pissed at the other guy first.


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    #19048957 - 10/28/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

See if I was the husband in this situation and I found out from someone other than OP I would go ballistic and beat the fuck outta him (most likely anyway, and I know the stupidity of this but Im pretty sure thats how id react). If some random guy came up to me and said hey look your wife/gf did this, this and this I'd freak out but god damn I would be thankful to that man for telling me!


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