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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: stimpson]
    #19043319 - 10/27/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Both of you eat LSD and fuck her psychically. Fer realz.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #19043356 - 10/27/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's easy, because until a girl is ready to settle down, she wants a badass, risk taking; story creatin' son of a gun!


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: thelanzii]
    #19044528 - 10/28/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
eat celery.  pheromones for daysss




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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #19044549 - 10/28/13 07:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Remember where we come from. It was only a 7 thousand years ago we were living in caves. Women were not shy about the fact that they wanted to see their men killing, dominating, plundering, and perhaps even raping women from other tribes. Civilization has only forced women to repress their natural urge to open their legs for the biggest, manliest, meanest dude in the pack IN THE OPEN. But I'd be willing to bet money there are not very many girls out there who haven't fantasized about being manhandled (read: raped) by some muscular, dark haired, blue eyed guy with blood running down his chest from his most recent kill.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: morrowasted] * 6
    #19044649 - 10/28/13 08:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"Ima nice guy" is always cover for "I have no idea what the fuck im doing"


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 2
    #19044706 - 10/28/13 08:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
"Ima nice guy" is always cover for "I have no idea what the fuck im doing"




I'm tired of this nice guy bullshit. Sorry bro, you're not a nice guy if you're just yrying to get into her pussy. You're just a loser.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #19045334 - 10/28/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice guys do get laid. Sometimes we just have to wait a little longer in between. The benefits of being nice far outweigh any negative aspects of it. Just be yourself. Don't try to force yourself to be something you are not. Sex is not the most important thing in the universe. Kindness is much more important and rewarding in the long run.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: morrowasted]
    #19046152 - 10/28/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Remember where we come from. It was only a 7 thousand years ago we were living in caves. Women were not shy about the fact that they wanted to see their men killing, dominating, plundering, and perhaps even raping women from other tribes. Civilization has only forced women to repress their natural urge to open their legs for the biggest, manliest, meanest dude in the pack IN THE OPEN. But I'd be willing to bet money there are not very many girls out there who haven't fantasized about being manhandled (read: raped) by some muscular, dark haired, blue eyed guy with blood running down his chest from his most recent kill.




This. They will call you an asshole out in public but behind closed doors let you fuck their brains out. Everywoman does seem to have some "gorilla fuck" fantasy.

Think about this too, back in the old days the biggest strongest mother fucker got the bitches why? He could protect them, and take whatever he wants. He could provide safety nourishment and gorilla fucks. People are animals. Take away all the bullshit "morality" thats been forced on people for centuries through religion and you have an extremely intelligent (some will argue the intelligence) monkey.

I was the firstborn child so I had no older brother to talk to me about girl. As soon as I hit the "friendzone" I looked at what I can do different. I looked at the guys who don't get pussy and observed, they never acted clingy or "omg ur so purty". They also worked out.

Out of all the things thats made a difference was putting on 40lbs of muscle. Even now my girlfriend of over a year says I'm the only guy she feels safe with and likes that I'm actually built like a man.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Mescalean]
    #19046198 - 10/28/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

These girls very well may think you are gay.

The reason, in my opinion, that girls don't usually fall for nice guys is because they seem boring to them. A guy taking risks and etc seems exciting and releases a natural attraction towards the guy as long as the consequences don't drown out the risk.

You don't treat the girl like an asshole but treat life like an asshole and that may be your ticket.

This being said, don't change who you are to get a girl, because that girl will be attracted to the changed you and you will have to fake that for a long time. Whether it be rare, wait it out.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Snotfish]
    #19046227 - 10/28/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Not giving a shit always worked for me.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Mescalean]
    #19046268 - 10/28/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
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morrowasted said:
Remember where we come from. It was only a 7 thousand years ago we were living in caves. Women were not shy about the fact that they wanted to see their men killing, dominating, plundering, and perhaps even raping women from other tribes. Civilization has only forced women to repress their natural urge to open their legs for the biggest, manliest, meanest dude in the pack IN THE OPEN. But I'd be willing to bet money there are not very many girls out there who haven't fantasized about being manhandled (read: raped) by some muscular, dark haired, blue eyed guy with blood running down his chest from his most recent kill.




This. They will call you an asshole out in public but behind closed doors let you fuck their brains out. Everywoman does seem to have some "gorilla fuck" fantasy.

Think about this too, back in the old days the biggest strongest mother fucker got the bitches why? He could protect them, and take whatever he wants. He could provide safety nourishment and gorilla fucks. People are animals. Take away all the bullshit "morality" thats been forced on people for centuries through religion and you have an extremely intelligent (some will argue the intelligence) monkey.

I was the firstborn child so I had no older brother to talk to me about girl. As soon as I hit the "friendzone" I looked at what I can do different. I looked at the guys who don't get pussy and observed, they never acted clingy or "omg ur so purty". They also worked out.

Out of all the things thats made a difference was putting on 40lbs of muscle. Even now my girlfriend of over a year says I'm the only guy she feels safe with and likes that I'm actually built like a man.



this cannot be stressed enough. Women like providers, back in the day it was the biggest strongest cave mother fucker. Now that has changed a bit to include rich people, providers in a different way. But women instinctually like a man who can toss her around and manhandle her. Every single girl i've talked about sexuality with has expressed some desire for a rape 'gorilla fuck' fantasy. My girlfriend is no exception, her favorite position is when she lays on her stomach and i shove her face into the pillow/bed and fuck her hard. A vast majority of women instinctually are attracted to this.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19046275 - 10/28/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I really enjoy watching a bunch of guys psychoanalyze the entirety of the female population.


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: NWlight]
    #19046290 - 10/28/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm nice and I get laid all the time

theres a difference between being kind and being spineless




This! But, it takes a very long time for some people to learn, and some really never do. Essentially, you treat a woman with respect and all ... not with deference. People don't want to be worshiped.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19046293 - 10/28/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My girl digs the same shit. Same "fuck me raw and muffle my scream" mentallity.

This girl was a virgin when she met me too. Kindest person you could meet always sticks up for the little guy. But has the gorilla fuck fantasy. She asked me to choke her a little the other night for the first time. So happy. Much wow.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: jewunit]
    #19046296 - 10/28/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19046298 - 10/28/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Did I say anyone was wrong?


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19046489 - 10/28/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's all about human behavior. Nice guys don't get laid because they make themselves available to the woman they're after. Women, much like men, usually want what they cannot have, this is why they go after the player, alpha, whatever. If they could just get him tonight, maybe they could keep him, change him, and establish massive social value.

A study was done with a pidgeon.

The pidgeon would peck at a metal bar and receive a piece of food, but in different variations of the experiment the pidgeon would get the food at different rates.

When the pidgeon got the piece of food 100% of the time it pecked the bar, the pidgeon took the bar for granted and only returned to it when it needed food.

When the pidgeon never received food it gave up interest in the bar after only pressing it a few times.

When the pidgeon got the food 70% of the time and nothing 30%, it pecked the bar like it's life depended on it. It became a slave to the metal bar.

That is why your Friendzone Fiona sits there and bitches about her man but will never leave him. He makes her peck. You are the metal bar that is taken for granted.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #19046628 - 10/28/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ohcrapitsnico said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
"Ima nice guy" is always cover for "I have no idea what the fuck im doing"




I'm tired of this nice guy bullshit. Sorry bro, you're not a nice guy if you're just yrying to get into her pussy. You're just a loser.



how do you figure?  girls try to get dick often just like guys try to get pussy.  humans are inherently slutty


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: thelanzii]
    #19046731 - 10/28/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah and they shouldn't dress it up as something else. Be straight about what you want. No girl is obligated to like you or fuck you just because you are "nice." Everyone has their own tastes and if all you are looking for is sex expect the other person to be superficial.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #19047356 - 10/28/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im so happy happy a lot of you guys understand. I thought for sure I'd be the only one giving realistic advice. And the pidgeon study is pretty cool.


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