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how 2 fix car l0l
    #19046492 - 10/28/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So my vehicle was working just fine and dandy until the other night when I accidentally left it with two charger things in for a couple hours

Ever since then this has been how it is, despite the fact that I've driven several hours in it since. So you'd think if there was a battery problem it would be fixed by now from the engine running.

- The battery light is on, on my dashboard
- The gas constantly displays as being low as possible, despite the fact I've since filled it
- The little overhead electronic thing that normally can display temperature or gas mileage etc hasn't been working
- The 2/4 wheel drive buttons aren't lit up
- The highlighter thing for PDNR (park, drive, etc) isn't working. Those letters themselves are there but it doesn't show which one I'm on


Anybody got any ideas?


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046500 - 10/28/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hate to state the obvious but maybe a new battery?


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046503 - 10/28/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

blown fuse?


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046506 - 10/28/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like you need a new transmission


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046508 - 10/28/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sheek..

gotta tell us what kind of vehicle man. even if you call the dealership they are going to ask what kind of car/truck.. need that info first.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Magicman69]
    #19046518 - 10/28/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hate to state the obvious but maybe a new battery?



I got a new battery like a year ago


My car is a Chevy Blazer


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046521 - 10/28/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Magicman69 said:
Hate to state the obvious but maybe a new battery?



I got a new battery like a year ago


My car is a Chevy Blazer





You could have got a new battery yesterday and have it dead today.
Have you tried jumping your battery?

And I totally can envision you in a Chevy Blazer.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #19046526 - 10/28/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My car drives perfectly fine. I've driven for hours with it this way, so that makes me weary to believe it's entirely battery thing


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19046535 - 10/28/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I didn't think you were old enough to drive.
I have to admit I'm surprised by your post.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #19046548 - 10/28/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:burn:


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #19046556 - 10/28/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I didn't think you were old enough to drive.
I have to admit I'm surprised by your post.



You're far too kind.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046560 - 10/28/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:happyweed:


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: xanderofpella]
    #19046569 - 10/28/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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blown fuse?



This is what I'd check first.. Just start pulling them and see if any are blown.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sell Your Soul] * 2
    #19046580 - 10/28/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I didn't think you were old enough to drive.
I have to admit I'm surprised by your post.



:rolleyes: Good one


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19046593 - 10/28/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what year blazer?

based on what little info you have given it sounds like your alternator took a shit.

and depending on the year of your blazer they are also known to have fuel level sending unit failures.. so you could have 2 issues in total.

take that truck down to autozone and have them test your alternator.

you could do it yourself if you have a dvom


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: rackem]
    #19046816 - 10/28/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ban cars


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046829 - 10/28/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ban stupid drivers..

made a living off cars for a long time.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: rackem]
    #19046834 - 10/28/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

rock em sock em robots


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046858 - 10/28/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Robocop


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046862 - 10/28/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Bad battery cell ... maybe bad Rusty fuse.  I suggest install more ram into it.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: Sheekle]
    #19046894 - 10/28/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Check if your alternators bad by starting the car and removing the positive battery terminal from the battery, if the car shuts off your alternator is bad if it stays on your alternator is fine.

Have you gave your battery a good full charge since it died? If not I reccomend doing that.

Have you reset the computer and shit by removing the negative battery terminal from the battery and reconnecting it after a few minutes? If not do that.

Check the fuses.


I know what the main problem is though, you got a Chevy.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19046929 - 10/28/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Check if your alternators bad by starting the car and removing the positive battery terminal from the battery, if the car shuts off your alternator is bad if it stays on your alternator is fine.






that is horrible advice these days.. that voltage spike can kill computers in vehicles these days.. in the 60's that was acceptable practice.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: rackem]
    #19046951 - 10/28/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

your wiring is messed up, my car's kinda the same. Oil light,abs break lights, ect. on my dash are lit up all the time but it's not really a big issue.... Only thing that would make me worried about is your gas gauge, hard to tell if your low on gas....

Bring it into a shop and just tell them what you did in the OP, they'll check out your car and see if anything is really wrong with it... if you say the car drives fine its probably ok.


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Re: how 2 fix car l0l [Re: rackem]
    #19047001 - 10/28/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Check if your alternators bad by starting the car and removing the positive battery terminal from the battery, if the car shuts off your alternator is bad if it stays on your alternator is fine.






that is horrible advice these days.. that voltage spike can kill computers in vehicles these days.. in the 60's that was acceptable practice.




I've done it hundreds of times with no problem, I assure you you'll be fine if you do this sheekle.

Or you could test it with a voltmeter.


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