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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
#19022479 - 10/23/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: What should I dress up as?

that's exactly what I'd be dressing up like for halloween
I got a girl too, crazy huh?
I think I may go as that guy in the pic
you couldnt pull that off
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
#19022490 - 10/23/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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it'd be funny if both of you dressed as cats
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: zZZz]
#19022559 - 10/23/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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maerigan said: insanity. why do I not have a girl yet?
because you havent walked up to one, clubbed her in the head ad dragged her into your basement like I did... she's a cutie, I hope she regains consciousness soon because I have so much to tell her about what we're going to do
maybe I should start by asking her name
good luck with that! sounds like a lucky girl.
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zZZz said: it'd be funny if both of you dressed as cats
this. pleeeeeeaaaase dress up as a sexy cat too. and post pics.
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: maerigan]
#19044770 - 10/28/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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DIDISCLAIMER I WROTE THIS BY SPEAKING INTO MY PHONE SO GRAMMER AND SHIT NOT MAKING SENSE I'M SURE HAPENED
I got way too busy with work and fix my car so I didn't get a costume picture of late do to me having trouble and taking longer fixing my car.
finally I Drive pick her up at her place and take the 30 minute ride to Oakland to the party. Well she only knew one person at the party the host and she hadn't seen a girl for 3 years and we didn't know anybody else. Absolutely everyone else had a costume on I was the only one that didn't hand a random lesbian came up to me said what are you supposed to babe can I go out what really and she goes no way I can get it The Big Lebowski exactly I know you're just an asshole that fucking dress up as a douche but no you actually dress up as Big Lebowski in all reality I didn't have a costume on hahahaha.
I was very responsible and only had 2 drinks over the course of five hours since I was driving but she got pretty drunk does a lease. So I start to drive her home we stop in food coconut water and a six pack of beer go back to her place hang out friggin watch a movie roll around in the sheets for hours on end only to find out she's on her period.
of course my response to that was your two other holes are bleeding lol. She's a good sport. we do everything sort of sucks she falls asleep I'm wide awake I slept 20 hours a day before. She wakes up 4 hours later got me cuddling with me and of course we get heavy.
well this girl has a huge big old nice ass and I keep commenting on grabbing it Exedra she's a little spooning me and my dick is pretty much rubbing it in her ass crack after a while of the natural frosting is pushing against her touch hole.
so I do what any good Christian would and spread those cheeks, Remer ass spending a few times and start to try to lightly push it in. But I dont want to offend her and she didn't ok this so I tell her that she needs to spit on my cock for it to work. This way she is kind of okaying it.
She does and after a fight I get it all the way in thrusting very slowly and gentle for about a minute and the look on her face was a total discomfort so I stopped because I am a gentleman even when I am DSHSB.
it all went really really well we're going to keep seeing each other and a breakfast hours later I informed her that what we did is what a group of my closest peers calls DSHSB. She inquired what it meant so I told her and her response was that since we use that we are fine scholars of exquisite poetry.
Ill update later on with a pic of her glorious big ass.
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Edited by fee (10/28/13 09:15 AM)
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
#19044787 - 10/28/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Absolutely everyone else had a costume on I was the only one that didn't hand a random lesbian came up to me said what are you supposed to babe can I go out what really and she goes no way I can get it The Big Lebowski exactly I know you're just an asshole that fucking dress up as a douche but no you actually dress up as Big Lebowski in all reality I didn't have a costume on hahahaha.
wait.... what?
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fee
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Hahahaha talk to type fail
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee] 1
#19044817 - 10/28/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fee said: Hahahaha talk to type fail
i figured out the jist of it.
Fee got up with girl drove to party he new nobody, she knew only the host and hadnt seen her in 3 years fee wasn't dressed up some chick thougth he came as The Dude Fee stayed generally sober, since he drove his girl got drunk they left, got grub, went to her house to find out she was raggin' she passed out he wkoe up and DSHSB but stopped because she looked uncomfortable
tl;dr --- Fee = DSHSB =
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: memes]
#19044837 - 10/28/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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for ass pic
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
#19044843 - 10/28/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint
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claraclairvoyant said: the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint
guarenteed not to get her pregnant!
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: dark3st]
#19045472 - 10/28/13 10:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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for ass pic
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Dude you'll put a cactus up a girls hole but you won't fuck a girl on her period?
son, I am disappoint.
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
#19045485 - 10/28/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well Fee, the whole Shroomery is disappoint. See what you did? How will you ever achieve ultimate popularity now? Seppuku seems like the only logical solution. You have dishonored your ancestors.
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: memes]
#19045524 - 10/28/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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claraclairvoyant said: the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint
guarenteed not to get her pregnant!
that's definitely not a guarantee yo
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Uzziel]
#19045606 - 10/28/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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claraclairvoyant said: the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint
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Uzziel said: Dude you'll put a cactus up a girls hole but you won't fuck a girl on her period?
son, I am disappoint. 
Back the fuck off dawg/s
Who said this was my choice? Trust me I put forth a valiant effort but I wasn't pushy or rude as I rather enjoyed her company and wanted be to continue to see her.
You guys make me out to be a sexual deviant.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
#19045719 - 10/28/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fee Dshsb then says oh fuck I'm a gentleman and stops.
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: trekie]
#19045738 - 10/28/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol she lets you put it in her butt on the first date and then you tell her that is what your friends refer to as drysmash her shit box? And she just laughed that off? Man this is a good woman to put up with that kind of humor, keep dating.
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Re: so I met a girl [Re: V1rusH0st]
#19045749 - 10/28/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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trekie said: Fee Dshsb then says oh fuck I'm a gentleman and stops. 
She was ok at first then in complete discomfort and pain.
You may be cool with it but I'm not into hurting woman.
If I had a smaller Dick I'm sure it wouldn't matter but I know if anything as big as my Dick went in my ass especially not lubbed would rip it into a faucet of Shitty blood.
Call me compassionate 
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V1rusH0st said: lol she lets you put it in her butt on the first date and then you tell her that is what your friends refer to as drysmash her shit box? And she just laughed that off? Man this is a good woman to put up with that kind of humor, keep dating.
Yup. I wouldn't have told her that if I didn't think she would find it funny.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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