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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041727 - 10/27/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
if you realize nice guys cant get laid, the pussy was made long ago



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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19041733 - 10/27/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you want a variety of pussy dont be a white knight fgt. this reminds her of her brother. Most girls dont fuck their brother. Most..


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: NWlight]
    #19041735 - 10/27/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: HermitCrabsOnE]
    #19041990 - 10/27/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

All you have to do is distance yourself and then she'll show interest. Just don't overdue it. Don't be a dick just tell her you have shit on your mind. Easy lay, bro.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19042121 - 10/27/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I am a nice guy, and I don't get laid, I don't think that's the main reason I don't get laid though.

I don't get laid because I'm a bitch when it comes to interacting with members of the opposite sex, because I'm like a 2.5/10, and because I don't get out often enough.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19042128 - 10/27/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it takes a balance between being assertive and compassionate.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19042142 - 10/27/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Buy the ladies some beer goggles, ladies love beer goggles


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: dontknow]
    #19042153 - 10/27/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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dontknow said:
Buy the ladies some beer goggles, ladies love beer goggles



i prefer tequila goggles


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19042212 - 10/27/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

eat celery.  pheromones for daysss


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: King Klick]
    #19042225 - 10/27/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Anyway, why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid?




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Mescalean said:
Women go for the alpha male. You'll see this in every animal species. Denying this trait is denying the very thing that makes us animal. Its all pre programmed instinct to seek out the strongest and bread making super babys you won't take shit and keep the gene pool going.

You can be an alpha male without being a dick. Just don't take anyones shit.




^^ This
The problem with nice guys is they're too nice. When a 'nice guy' meets an attractive girl for the first time; they'll treat her like a princess, buy her drinks and ask her about what she does for a living ect. This is all very needy behavior.
You've identified that you're not getting sex, so stop being like it and try something else and see if you get better results that way.
The reason all that behaviour is needy is because when you first meet a person, in this case an attractive woman you shouldn't be buying her stuff. Let me put it this way, if you're buying things for strangers, i'll come meet you, and you cn buy me a car. People don't buy things for strangers unless they're trying to get something. It's sneaky and in this case the 'nice guy' is bribing her for her time. Woman are repelled by this behavior, but won't deny the offer because it gives her something for free, plus an ego boost.
'Nice guys' also usually jump straight into talking about meaningful things; such as "so what do you do for a living?". When two people are strangers they don't give a damn what the other person does unless it can affect them in some way. Same goes for other meaningful subjects, like how many siblings they have ect. Strangers don't care! The correct way to talk to a stranger, especially if she's a beautiful woman, is to talk about shit that doesn't matter. Tease them, or play dumb games like 'fuck, marry, kill' (I play that one, it's good).

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Acting sleazy or like a player will get you down a girls pants. But being genuine and caring will get you into their heart. Just the way it is.




^^ What this guy has said actually is quite true. You don't want to get into the heart of a stranger, because that's how you get friend zoned. The key is to do what i told you above, and then only once you've talked shit for a while, move onto talking about meaningful things. This is because she's no longer a stranger. You'll know when the time is right to move onto talking about meaningful things, by her saying something that actually means something.

And that's the main reasons 'nice guys' can't get a woman to sleep with them.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Magenta]
    #19042245 - 10/27/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

its possible to get in a girls heart without being genuine.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Magenta]
    #19042560 - 10/27/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

knightron said:
Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Anyway, why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid?




Quote:

Mescalean said:
Women go for the alpha male. You'll see this in every animal species. Denying this trait is denying the very thing that makes us animal. Its all pre programmed instinct to seek out the strongest and bread making super babys you won't take shit and keep the gene pool going.

You can be an alpha male without being a dick. Just don't take anyones shit.




^^ This
The problem with nice guys is they're too nice. When a 'nice guy' meets an attractive girl for the first time; they'll treat her like a princess, buy her drinks and ask her about what she does for a living ect. This is all very needy behavior.
You've identified that you're not getting sex, so stop being like it and try something else and see if you get better results that way.
The reason all that behaviour is needy is because when you first meet a person, in this case an attractive woman you shouldn't be buying her stuff. Let me put it this way, if you're buying things for strangers, i'll come meet you, and you cn buy me a car. People don't buy things for strangers unless they're trying to get something. It's sneaky and in this case the 'nice guy' is bribing her for her time. Woman are repelled by this behavior, but won't deny the offer because it gives her something for free, plus an ego boost.
'Nice guys' also usually jump straight into talking about meaningful things; such as "so what do you do for a living?". When two people are strangers they don't give a damn what the other person does unless it can affect them in some way. Same goes for other meaningful subjects, like how many siblings they have ect. Strangers don't care! The correct way to talk to a stranger, especially if she's a beautiful woman, is to talk about shit that doesn't matter. Tease them, or play dumb games like 'fuck, marry, kill' (I play that one, it's good).

Quote:

Global_Roaming said:
Acting sleazy or like a player will get you down a girls pants. But being genuine and caring will get you into their heart. Just the way it is.




^^ What this guy has said actually is quite true. You don't want to get into the heart of a stranger, because that's how you get friend zoned. The key is to do what i told you above, and then only once you've talked shit for a while, move onto talking about meaningful things. This is because she's no longer a stranger. You'll know when the time is right to move onto talking about meaningful things, by her saying something that actually means something.

And that's the main reasons 'nice guys' can't get a woman to sleep with them.




^ dude this, this right here. I could not have put in any better. Im rating you man nice explenation.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Mescalean] * 2
    #19042604 - 10/27/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck this topic. fuck nice guys. fuck bitches and sluts. fuck assholes. fuck everyone and our need to consume each other like some commodity. angling and gaming, scheming little shits.

corporeal impulses, fucking like dirt and blood clay. self esteem derived from the validation of strangers. just drop the fucking nukes already

:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Mescalean]
    #19042614 - 10/27/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

man i thought it was all about who was either going to give them the most money, or who was gonna make they cum the hardest.

distancing yourself isnt going to do either of those things!!!!!!

buying her stuff could creep her out and keep you in the friend zone if you dun play it right, but...

if you treat her like a goddess and get all "oh god ur my angel, ur like the cutest girl i've ever seen in my life" she will AT LEAST remember you and tell all her friends about you.  and if u fill all awkward silences with "u look so sexy right now" and "god i wonder what u look like when u wake up" and blah blah blah, u could get in there easy unless she's a bitch!!!  jus dun overdo it, and make sure u have a spine so other guys dun wipe their ass with you.

iono about gettn in her heart.  jus make sure u both have the same goals or something so ur helpn each other instead of running in opposite directions.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: stimpson]
    #19042621 - 10/27/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice guys need better drugs to release their inner animal


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19042625 - 10/27/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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JesusIsLord said:
fuck this topic. fuck nice guys. fuck bitches and sluts. fuck assholes. fuck everyone and our need to consume each other like some commodity. angling and gaming, scheming little shits.

corporeal impulses, fucking like dirt and blood clay. self esteem derived from the validation of strangers. just drop the fucking nukes already

:goodluckwiththat:




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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: stimpson]
    #19042627 - 10/27/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Women want things they can't have usually. So distancing and not acting like her "bff" will do more than befriending her.

Another thing women dig, drive. Get up and go type of attitude.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: stimpson]
    #19042636 - 10/27/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

stimpson said:
man i thought it was all about who was either going to give them the most money, or who was gonna make they cum the hardest.

distancing yourself isnt going to do either of those things!!!!!!

buying her stuff could creep her out and keep you in the friend zone if you dun play it right, but...

if you treat her like a goddess and get all "oh god ur my angel, ur like the cutest girl i've ever seen in my life" she will AT LEAST remember you and tell all her friends about you.  and if u fill all awkward silences with "u look so sexy right now" and "god i wonder what u look like when u wake up" and blah blah blah, u could get in there easy unless she's a bitch!!!  jus dun overdo it, and make sure u have a spine so other guys dun wipe their ass with you.

iono about gettn in her heart.  jus make sure u both have the same goals or something so ur helpn each other instead of running in opposite directions.




No, I know that comes off as ultra creepy, I have heard many females complaining about this exact thing.


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: Hobozen]
    #19042640 - 10/27/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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blankk said:
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JesusIsLord said:
fuck this topic. fuck nice guys. fuck bitches and sluts. fuck assholes. fuck everyone and our need to consume each other like some commodity. angling and gaming, scheming little shits.

corporeal impulses, fucking like dirt and blood clay. self esteem derived from the validation of strangers. just drop the fucking nukes already

:goodluckwiththat:




:dumbass:



:douchewink:


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19042699 - 10/27/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Quote:

stimpson said:
man i thought it was all about who was either going to give them the most money, or who was gonna make they cum the hardest.

distancing yourself isnt going to do either of those things!!!!!!

buying her stuff could creep her out and keep you in the friend zone if you dun play it right, but...

if you treat her like a goddess and get all "oh god ur my angel, ur like the cutest girl i've ever seen in my life" she will AT LEAST remember you and tell all her friends about you.  and if u fill all awkward silences with "u look so sexy right now" and "god i wonder what u look like when u wake up" and blah blah blah, u could get in there easy unless she's a bitch!!!  jus dun overdo it, and make sure u have a spine so other guys dun wipe their ass with you.

iono about gettn in her heart.  jus make sure u both have the same goals or something so ur helpn each other instead of running in opposite directions.




No, I know that comes off as ultra creepy, I have heard many females complaining about this exact thing.




fuckn whore!


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