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Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB
    #19042631 - 10/27/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Excited and nervous at the same time.

ASVAB on day one, hotel paid for by the gov't I'm guessing then physical the next day

Anyone else been through this on here?


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19042648 - 10/27/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
Excited and nervous at the same time.

ASVAB on day one, hotel paid for by the gov't I'm guessing then physical the next day

Anyone else been through this on here?



Take the hotel and fail the physical on purpose. To fail all you need to do is tell them you have taken LSD a few times and you'll automatically fail with no waiver qualification available. That will ensure you can never be successully drafted or force pressed into service as well. Take the hotel, try to get your dick wet with some female recruit, then bail with the physical by means of the drug questionaire.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19042672 - 10/27/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Ellis Dee said:
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unknown1123 said:
Excited and nervous at the same time.

ASVAB on day one, hotel paid for by the gov't I'm guessing then physical the next day

Anyone else been through this on here?



Take the hotel and fail the physical on purpose. To fail all you need to do is tell them you have taken LSD a few times and you'll automatically fail with no waiver qualification available. That will ensure you can never be successully drafted or force pressed into service as well. Take the hotel, try to get your dick wet with some female recruit, then bail with the physical by means of the drug questionaire.




Lol, as much as I want to support our government and military, I agree with this, lol.

Military sucks balls.

But yes, ive been through it, best and worst years of my life


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19042679 - 10/27/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Ellis Dee said:
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unknown1123 said:
Excited and nervous at the same time.

ASVAB on day one, hotel paid for by the gov't I'm guessing then physical the next day

Anyone else been through this on here?



Take the hotel, try to get your dick wet with some female recruit, then bail with the physical by means of the drug questionaire.



I can't argue with this :shrug:


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Synthe]
    #19043147 - 10/27/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've done it. Super nice hotel.
Good luck with the getting your dick wet idea that was suggested. If you get caught around the females rooms you can be arrested.
Nothing about the MEPS process is difficult. Good luck to you.
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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: TopPmz]
    #19045510 - 10/28/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You can get arrested? Da fuck? Can you drink in the hotel bar if you're over 21?


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19045682 - 10/28/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You can get arrested? Da fuck? Can you drink in the hotel bar if you're over 21?



You can't get arrested or courtmarshalled or anything. You are under civilian law until you're sworn in. They just don't like recruits fucking on their dime and try to scare you off from it. You have to realize that these female recruits will generally be in prime physical condition and disease free as well because peeple don't show up for a MEPS physical expecting to fail it. It could be the best sex of your life. Go for it.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19045697 - 10/28/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've done it, I got a 80 on the test then failed the physical for drugs. :jah:


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19045705 - 10/28/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You can get arrested? Da fuck? Can you drink in the hotel bar if you're over 21?



You can't get arrested or courtmarshalled or anything. You are under civilian law until you're sworn in. They just don't like recruits fucking on their dime and try to scare you off from it. You have to realize that these female recruits will generally be in prime physical condition and disease free as well because peeple don't show up for a MEPS physical expecting to fail it. It could be the best sex of your life. Go for it.



Noted, bag and tag time :wink:


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Magicman69]
    #19045707 - 10/28/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I've done it, I got a 80 on the test then failed the physical for drugs. :jah:



Did you fail the drug test?


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19045724 - 10/28/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yup, it was a monitored test. I had been using fake piss the whole time at the recruiting office. I'm glad though, only reason I was joining was for the 20,000 signing bonus. A couple of my friends lost limbs and one died :sad:


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Magicman69]
    #19045730 - 10/28/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you want to get ripped, tell your DI to go fuck himself everyday. You'll either get supper ripped or die of overexertion. If you die you didn't belong in the first place.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Magicman69]
    #19045735 - 10/28/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Yup, it was a monitored test. I had been using fake piss the whole time at the recruiting office. I'm glad though, only reason I was joining was for the 20,000 signing bonus. A couple of my friends lost limbs and one died :sad:



My pal from high school was on a mortar squad and blown up in a training accident. He didn't even make it overseas. My dad was in the Navy and he hated it. I don't think anything good ever generally hapens to people who join any service because they join the service, unless its one of those jar heads that join the marines in lieu of going to prison, for them it might be worth it to take their chances with combat instead of rot in the can. For anyone else its just a waste of time or a horrific expeiecne that messes you up mentally if not physically as well.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: 4nik8]
    #19045739 - 10/28/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
Yup, it was a monitored test. I had been using fake piss the whole time at the recruiting office. I'm glad though, only reason I was joining was for the 20,000 signing bonus. A couple of my friends lost limbs and one died :sad:



Shit man, what job was it for? I'm guessing infantry?

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If you want to get ripped, tell your DI to go fuck himself everyday. You'll either get supper ripped or die of overexertion. If you die you didn't belong in the first place.



Haha, I'm sure that will work but doesn't sound like something I'd do. Eating well with whatever exercise regimen they enforce/give will have me cut enough


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19045744 - 10/28/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
Yup, it was a monitored test. I had been using fake piss the whole time at the recruiting office. I'm glad though, only reason I was joining was for the 20,000 signing bonus. A couple of my friends lost limbs and one died :sad:



My pal from high school was on a mortar squad and blown up in a training accident. He didn't even make it overseas. My dad was in the Navy and he hated it. I don't think anything good ever generally hapens to people who join any service because they join the service, unless its one of those jar heads that join the marines in lieu of going to prison, for them it might be worth it to take their chances with combat instead of rot in the can. For anyone else its just a waste of time or a horrific expeiecne that messes you up mentally if not physically as well.



You know like only 30% of the jobs are combat related?


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19045758 - 10/28/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
Yup, it was a monitored test. I had been using fake piss the whole time at the recruiting office. I'm glad though, only reason I was joining was for the 20,000 signing bonus. A couple of my friends lost limbs and one died :sad:



My pal from high school was on a mortar squad and blown up in a training accident. He didn't even make it overseas. My dad was in the Navy and he hated it. I don't think anything good ever generally hapens to people who join any service because they join the service, unless its one of those jar heads that join the marines in lieu of going to prison, for them it might be worth it to take their chances with combat instead of rot in the can. For anyone else its just a waste of time or a horrific expeiecne that messes you up mentally if not physically as well.



You know like only 30% of the jobs are combat related?



My dad was a radar operator on his ship. I think the most action he saw was some refugees he helped rescue off a little dingy boat or something. It was still a shit job and no matter your official job they made him swab the poop deck his share of the time. Military is a life where you better like getting yelled at in your face and doing what you're told.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19045783 - 10/28/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

To each their own. Seriously, good luck. you will learn alot about yourself before you're done. A piece of advice; it's better to pass out trying than to give up. Also, just because you can't feel your limbs doesn't mean they won't move.

I was in communications and ended out in an infantry unit. They put you where you are needed.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: 4nik8]
    #19045787 - 10/28/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds good, thanks man! :cheers:


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19069350 - 11/01/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well, fuckin' beasted it. 93 AFQT, line scores all above 130.

All the chicks were ugly so that was a bummer.

Passed the physical with 111111.

Just deciding whether to go 15w or 35q

15w = Unmanned aerial vehicle operator
35q = Cryptologic Network Warfare Specialist

Leaning towards 15w

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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19069456 - 11/01/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Go for it!  The military will give you a great education and allow you to see the world as it really is.  Thank you for your commitment to be a patriot and protect our freedoms!


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19069557 - 11/01/13 11:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
Well, fuckin' beasted it. 93 AFQT, line scores all above 130.

All the chicks were ugly so that was a bummer.

Passed the physical with 111111.

Just deciding whether to go 15w or 35q

15w = Unmanned aerial vehicle operator
35q = Cryptologic Network Warfare Specialist

Leaning towards 15w

:cheers:




You want to be a drone operator?

The kind that kills people?

Just know that 98% of the people killed by drones are innocent civilians, so dont take that job if you have a soul.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19069713 - 11/01/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
Well, fuckin' beasted it. 93 AFQT, line scores all above 130.

All the chicks were ugly so that was a bummer.

Passed the physical with 111111.

Just deciding whether to go 15w or 35q

15w = Unmanned aerial vehicle operator
35q = Cryptologic Network Warfare Specialist

Leaning towards 15w

:cheers:




You want to be a drone operator?

The kind that kills people?

Just know that 98% of the people killed by drones are innocent civilians, so dont take that job if you have a soul.



Of all drone operations, maybe 1% are attack ones, if that. I really do wish I had the ignorance you have when it comes to life.

Thanks MPD, haven't signed yet :cheers:


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19069777 - 11/01/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

in my early 20's I was only a couple signatures away from joining the Marines! The ASVAB test was pretty easy... Im not the smartest person, no where close to it, ha! But I got almost the entire test correct. The recruiter said that I could have joined in any field of the marines... but I just wanted to be a grunt :facepalm:

In the end, my 2 marine friends talked me out of it, which I am ever so glad about... But I have a high respect for ANYONE who joins the military.


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19069870 - 11/01/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
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Moonshoe said:
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unknown1123 said:
Well, fuckin' beasted it. 93 AFQT, line scores all above 130.

All the chicks were ugly so that was a bummer.

Passed the physical with 111111.

Just deciding whether to go 15w or 35q

15w = Unmanned aerial vehicle operator
35q = Cryptologic Network Warfare Specialist

Leaning towards 15w

:cheers:




You want to be a drone operator?

The kind that kills people?

Just know that 98% of the people killed by drones are innocent civilians, so dont take that job if you have a soul.



Of all drone operations, maybe 1% are attack ones, if that. I really do wish I had the ignorance you have when it comes to life.

Thanks MPD, haven't signed yet :cheers:




How am I ignorant? I asked you if you would be operating attack drones. They do exist, some people do pilot them, and you do not want that job.

Thats all I am saying. Whats wrong with that?


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19080694 - 11/03/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I do it if asked


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19080807 - 11/03/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

got a 98 on my ASVAB, I'm so glad I never followed through. :lol:

:goodluck: with killing Uncle Sam's undesirables. My buddy just got back from stan took 4 rounds to the chest, and has crazy PTSD, Night Terrors, and Almost no will to live.

God bless America!


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Re: Going up to MEPS wednesday to take the ASVAB [Re: unknown1123]
    #19080847 - 11/03/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You guys got to stay in a hotel??? My recruiter picked me up at 4 in the goddamn morning to drive me to the MEPS. Went USMC because I was a stupid ass kid and wanted free school, got a 99 on the ASVAB, was all set to start out as an infantry officer, free tuition at the university of my choice and the whole 9 yards, but the fucking detox drink didn't work. Actually, what happened is I had to do the whole detox thing before the recruiter picked me up, around 3 AM. I think they know how those work because they keep you doing all sorts of bullshit until you're about 6 hours in, then they finally have you piss in a cup (and have the doctor grab your nuts). So they pretty much made me wait and hold my piss in until the detox drink was no longer effective, so uncomfortable to take one of those things and not piss. They said I could try again a month later, but after thinking about it for a month I changed my mind (they were rushing me in there at first, I didn't have a lot of time to think about it), and I decided to put myself through school without killing people :shrug:


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