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Offline245willow19

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Why nice guys can't get girls/laid?
    #19041485 - 10/27/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've been called a nice guy and some girls don't dig that and the ones who do dig it, form a weird obessession with me and continously call/text me and I just play along, lest I break their heart or offend them somehow :sad:. It frustrating, I feel like a 15 year old kid. I hate being nice, I say racist jokes now and then to break the ice, but generally, I give hugs and become more of a brother than a friend. What do you think I am doing wrong? Any advice? I've gotten laid...but was it out of pity or obessession?

I am reassuring and make people comfort and feel good about themselves. I guess I know how to be that 'brother' or special friend.

I want to marry this foreign girl over in a third world country, but because of the language barrier and cultural issues and my dry humour and also my family won't be too happy with it for obvious reasons.

Anyway, why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid? The nice guys I know never get laid/girls and end up depressed and/or attempt suicide. It's sad.


Edited by 245willow19 (10/27/13 04:07 PM)


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #19041494 - 10/27/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice guys should get laid because they finish last
don't girls like it when you last the longest?


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: dontknow]
    #19041505 - 10/27/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dontknow said:
Nice guys should get laid because they finish last
don't girls like it when you last the longest?



I do last longer than most. I actually thought that was a bad thang :grin:


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: 245willow19] * 7
    #19041509 - 10/27/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm nice and I get laid all the time

theres a difference between being kind and being spineless


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: NWlight]
    #19041516 - 10/27/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

I'm nice and I get laid all the time

theres a difference between being kind and being spineless



Go on...

I can get laid, no doubt about that, it's just I hate being forceful, though, girls like that. They want lads to make the first move...I guess I am too much of a skinny ass pathetic gentleman


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: 245willow19] * 5
    #19041523 - 10/27/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Treat em like a princess

fuck em like a slut


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: 245willow19] * 3
    #19041524 - 10/27/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Women go for the alpha male. You'll see this in every animal species. Denying this trait is denying the very thing that makes us animal. Its all pre programmed instinct to seek out the strongest and bread making super babys you won't take shit and keep the gene pool going.

You can be an alpha male without being a dick. Just don't take anyones shit.

If you act spineless women will sense this and pay no attention because well, a spineless guy might as well have a pussy.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: Mescalean] * 5
    #19041527 - 10/27/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Confidence + not taking shit + taking pride in your appearance. Dress well and work out.


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: Mescalean] * 4
    #19041541 - 10/27/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:gombypls:

Didnt OP scream out random shroomery members names when banging some junkie cop in the WC?


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: NWlight]
    #19041544 - 10/27/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Treat em like a princess

fuck em like a slut



qft


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: psyconaught]
    #19041551 - 10/27/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
:gombypls:

Didnt OP scream out random shroomery members names when banging some junkie cop in the WC?




Lol what?


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: Mescalean]
    #19041557 - 10/27/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if you realize nice guys cant get laid, the pussy was made long ago


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: trekie]
    #19041560 - 10/27/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
:gombypls:

Didnt OP scream out random shroomery members names when banging some junkie cop in the WC?




That was a foreign student...she fucking awesome...still friends with her and said she will return next year for round 2 but made me promised not to shout out random shit like 'sheekle' and 'shlong' :lol:. It was very funny


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19041565 - 10/27/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice guys don't finish last, lame guys finish last. A lot of times "nice guys" get this mixed up.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19041584 - 10/27/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What I don't get is if you notive nice guys get laid less often then change and quit white knighting.

Hear this though, coming from a "dick", its easy to get random tail. But it is much harder to act right when you do find the right girl. I'm figuring this out now. Now I'm trying to be nice.


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: Mescalean]
    #19041600 - 10/27/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im figuring out all this shit now. I think being assertive is important. Sometimes nice guys like myself can be too passive.

This guy makes some points on this


Edited by brokentv (10/27/13 04:36 PM)


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: jewunit]
    #19041606 - 10/27/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

chicks always seek some guy that "can't" to be their confident/best friend.

reduce your ego that you need to be treated like the chick's best friend, or father, or even respected friend.

lay it on thick with tact; get it in there and make her scream.  don't downplay your abilities, be like a massive storm - rage when it is time and quiet when it is not.

and dun get heartbroken if/when it doesn't happen again.  GIVE GIVE GIVE like it's your job, or a chance to gain experience having an athletic sexual experience.  don't expect to be pampered or taken care of like a baby.

u know, like a really hot prostitute who needs a job.


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: brokentv] * 1
    #19041614 - 10/27/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Acting sleazy or like a player will get you down a girls pants. But being genuine and caring will get you into their heart. Just the way it is.


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Re: Why do you think nice guys can't get girls/laid [Re: Global_Roaming]
    #19041619 - 10/27/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Global_Roaming said:
Acting sleazy or like a player will get you down a girls pants. But being genuine and caring will get you into their heart. Just the way it is.




This


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Re: Why nice guys can't get girls/laid? [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19041713 - 10/27/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

theres a code...

when you first meet a chick you must follow this.

ass hole... nice... ass hole... ass hole... ass hole... nice... nice... ass hole... nice...

from then on its your choice.


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