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OfflineThe Vapor
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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #19041338 - 10/27/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I hate church:peyotezen:



you aren't attending the right church, methinks. or you have a bad attitude




Or he didn't get that nonsense jammed through his soft spot when he was young.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19041847 - 10/27/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I had a great time at church today! The sermon was motivating and uplifting, the song service was endorphin-inducing, the conversations were positive, encouraging, and sometimes even interesting, the food was excellent and free, and the women were pretty, polite, ambitious, self-disciplined, and well-dressed.



I prefer the public mass the OTO puts on, naked priestess on the alter and the simulated sex acts with the priest's staff make it worth going once a year for baphomet's birthday.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #19041878 - 10/27/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Does anyone else go to church regularly?




Yep, I go to a Catholic church. There's a new priest from Africa who seems pretty cool. The guy before him was from Vietnam and he was a dick, so we started going to other churches more.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: psi]
    #19041913 - 10/27/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The last time I went to church I was 9 and the Priest told me that God watches me when I sleep. I never went again


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: Can-i-bus]
    #19041928 - 10/27/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041950 - 10/27/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Church?

:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19042054 - 10/27/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i am not against church but Idk how people can sit around and listen to one dude tell them how to live their life.

he's a guy in a funny robe not special.




Doesn't sound like any church service I've ever attended.



That's because it's too lae for you!!! You're brainwashed!!!!

Nah actually I haven't been to church since I think 4th grade, me and a buddy from highschool were gonna go to our old catholic church (both huge atheists) but we could never wake up early enough to go. But I do wanna check one out one of these days again.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19042107 - 10/27/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
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MisterSandman said:
I hate church:peyotezen:



you aren't attending the right church, methinks. or you have a bad attitude




How  do you know its the right church. I don't go to church cause I don't want to piss God off. I mean what if its the wrong church isn't that going to piss God off? If I don't go to church then there is no fear in that. And really does God want to be worshiped? If God is the ultimate LOVE I find wanting to be worship a bit narcissistic.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: Eddeee]
    #19042267 - 10/27/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

In middle school me and my friends used to sneak into the church to smoke pot
It was a real "fuck you" to god


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: volcomstoner] * 4
    #19042275 - 10/27/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And God didn't even give a fuck.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: jewunit]
    #19042299 - 10/27/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nope, but I did when I fucked that chick in the church elevator


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19042332 - 10/27/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

haha church, what a laugh

"God is good people, let the lord in and he will save you."

So....what happened? why did he create evil? oops....


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: Uzziel]
    #19042367 - 10/27/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think the one & only Bill Burr said it best...



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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: Uzziel]
    #19042369 - 10/27/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
haha church, what a laugh

"God is good people, let the lord in and he will save you."

So....what happened? why did he create evil? oops....




YOU actually make a good point here. If God is pure Perfection then why did he make the world so imperfect. If God created Man and if God Knows all things Then he new man would fail him. Why creat someting that is sure to fail when your perfect?
So maybe God is limted?  Maybe GODS AN ALIAN


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: Eddeee]
    #19042388 - 10/27/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I asked that question when I was like 12 and my pastor just looked at me dumbfounded and couldn't really answer. I stopped going to church around that time too even though my parents bitched about it nonstop.

I mean really, I'm not gonna listen to dude going on and on about this fictional bullshit from a bible and how jesus is the son of god, how god is good and great and all that is holy

so what, what happened along the lines of his creation? Just oops, we can throw in lots of pain and unnecessary suffering for lulz...yeah that sounds good

pfft...god is good my ass

god is all that is good, but god damn he is all that is bad. My friends parents were catholics and I asked them that question... they stopped letting me hang out with him and they actually moved away from us, not sure if that was related or not but damn.

I stopped believing in the christian god pretty early on


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: Uzziel]
    #19042494 - 10/27/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

But wait on the other hand  maybe we are missing the big picture. I mean maybe mankind has to go through the shit the imperfection the pain the hate the sadness the suffering so when its all said and done we as humans will be at a leval where we will know peace, I do not dismiss god.  Life and its builiding blockes seem very ordered which is preplexing to me because every thing else has no order. I study life around me and it all fits in to this planet, I have notice with mankind we humans don't seem to fit in. At this very moment we are trying to leave this planet.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: NWlight]
    #19043019 - 10/27/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said: it's a ridiculous pastime based on a centuries old model of control founded in books that have been edited and translated many times.





you say this like i don't already know?
i'm not some brainwashed bible-thumber.
i attended church as a child, was a cynical, angry atheist in my teens a early twenties.
then i had a very spiritual experience after a rather large dose of cubes.

my understanding of God is not that of any organized religion, but that doesn't mean i can't got to a service (which i don't feel i do often enough, only a few times a year) and enjoy it for what it's worth: stories of basic morality, and a community of people who share at least some or most of the same values.

i say i was thinking of going to church again and you say to me "save yourself well you can."
LOL, only on the shroomery.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: broken]
    #19043081 - 10/27/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I mean I honestly hope you get something out of it.  I just dont know if I'd throw money at it.  IMHO God is a much broader concept then alot of people prescribe to, but on the whole I seriously doubt God cares whether or not you go to sunday school or throw money in the offering plate.  I've seen alot of crooked motherfuckers call themselves "men of God" all in all just take it with a grain of sand.
Honestly I thought about going to going to an OTO service, I may have to check that out now that Ellis Dee mentioned.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: broken]
    #19043093 - 10/27/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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closed veil said:
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NWlight said: it's a ridiculous pastime based on a centuries old model of control founded in books that have been edited and translated many times.





you say this like i don't already know?
i'm not some brainwashed bible-thumber.
i attended church as a child, was a cynical, angry atheist in my teens a early twenties.
then i had a very spiritual experience after a rather large dose of cubes.

my understanding of God is not that of any organized religion, but that doesn't mean i can't got to a service (which i don't feel i do often enough, only a few times a year) and enjoy it for what it's worth: stories of basic morality, and a community of people who share at least some or most of the same values.

i say i was thinking of going to church again and you say to me "save yourself well you can."
LOL, only on the shroomery.




Have you spoken to your fellow value holders about your religious experience with mushrooms?

No?

Oh......


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: Uzziel]
    #19043101 - 10/27/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

some of them, yes.


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