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InvisibleNWlight
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Most Christians are lying to themselves * 2
    #19041061 - 10/27/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think most people who say they're Christians are actually just full of shit, and they wish they believed but deep down they really don't.

Here's why:




If I TRULY BELIEVED that Jesus came to earth and was the son of GOD and he told me to do something, I'd DO IT.

I wouldn't make pussy arguments about how "oh, I'm only human blah blah" then do whatever I wanted anyway and pray about it at church.



I'd be fucking perfect and I'd be a religious fundamentalist.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight]
    #19041072 - 10/27/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight] * 3
    #19041074 - 10/27/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Most religions are built on lie foundations and built up with more lies mixed a little supernatural and physical impossibility.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight]
    #19041076 - 10/27/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

its just like any other club/group, you join because you like the values of the fellow members, and its a form of networking


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041087 - 10/27/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Trololololol


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight]
    #19041091 - 10/27/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Checking in for potential lulzies :popcorn:


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041104 - 10/27/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
its just like any other club/group, you join because you like the values of the fellow members, and its a form of networking



other clubs and groups don't require you to believe outlandish things to be a member.

There are better ways to network than pretending to believe Jesus is God's only Son and he died on the cross to atone for our sins and was resurrected


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19041111 - 10/27/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

jesus was the son of god

but im sure hed be pretty confused if he came back today, hed be like whats this catholic thing, why is it centered around me, i was a jew:confused:


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041115 - 10/27/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
jesus was the son of god




This is what I'm talking about.
A son of god, maybe.  Not the son of god.


I am also a son of god.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19041122 - 10/27/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Most people cannot accept death so religion provides comfort and structure. A simple concept really.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041131 - 10/27/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What I dont understand is how can a loving all knowing god who doesn't make mistakes would be okay with letting people burn in hell for all of eternity for not being certain of his existance.

Or how if a baby isn't baptized they baby goes to hell because of original sin.

Or if god doesn't make mistakes then how is being gay an offense punishable by hell. If god doesn't make mistakes how are homos a mistake????


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19041134 - 10/27/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Anyone that believes in a story book saying the world was created 6,000 years ago should be smacked numerous times and labeled a retard


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: Brakepad]
    #19041136 - 10/27/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Brakepad said:
Anyone that believes in a story book saying the world was created 6,000 years ago should be smacked numerous times and labeled a retard



Yes but even most Christians don't believe that.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: Mescalean]
    #19041149 - 10/27/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sometimes you gotta not think so literal about this stuff, or look up original meanings

im pretty sure hell just means underground, as in buried


here a god on a eight legged horse visiting hel



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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight] * 2
    #19041157 - 10/27/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If Christians weren't lying to themselves, they would have to admit that the god they worship - you know, the one from the Bible - is a vain, jealous and vindictive psychopath. "Hey, Abe: kill your son to prove how much you love me... Ha.. Psych! But, seriously, if you ever think about another god I will punish you for eternity."


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: koods]
    #19041166 - 10/27/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i think not believingfollowing  false idols is actually the strongest point in the book

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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041181 - 10/27/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I worship me and only me. I'm not a fan of this "god" character or his wacky antics


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1] * 1
    #19041184 - 10/27/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well, it certainly is god's biggest concern apparently. Number one commandment. The first four are "me me me me" then he threw in "oh, yeah, don't lie or cheat on your wife, or kill anybody - unless your wife lies and cheats - then you can kill her."


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19041195 - 10/27/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Most religions are built on lie foundations and built up with more lies mixed a little supernatural and physical impossibility.



QFT

But I do believe Jesus was real, I'm not a Christian

I like to call him Big J, 12 strand DNA fully activated


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: koods]
    #19041226 - 10/27/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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koods said:
Well, it certainly is god's biggest concern apparently. Number one commandment. The first four are "me me me me" then he threw in "oh, yeah, don't lie or cheat on your wife, or kill anybody - unless your wife lies and cheats - then you can kill her."




if your god is true, you dont need commandments because you would naturally follow the path of Right(eous)ness

(not saying it has to be specifically a Abrahamic god, but it could be)


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19041228 - 10/27/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im waiting on certain over zealous bible bouncing members join in to defend their lord


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1] * 1
    #19041230 - 10/27/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"Right(eous)ness"

I like that


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19041232 - 10/27/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

religion is false hope man. just let it be. dont hate. :shrug:


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19041244 - 10/27/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
"Right(eous)ness"

I like that




:smile:

i couldnt figure out how to spell righteousness and the spell check gave me rightness, so i looked up the spelling and added brackets


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight]
    #19041250 - 10/27/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said:
I think most people who say they're Christians are actually just full of shit, and they wish they believed but deep down they really don't.

Here's why:




If I TRULY BELIEVED that Jesus came to earth and was the son of GOD and he told me to do something, I'd DO IT.

I wouldn't make pussy arguments about how "oh, I'm only human blah blah" then do whatever I wanted anyway and pray about it at church.



I'd be fucking perfect and I'd be a religious fundamentalist.



If you can believe that tall tale about a virgin and dead man rising from the dead they got you. Its like this, give them the most rediculous bullshit to swallow and if they do then they are totally controlled and drones that will do anything for their superior power. Its like the army, they shave their head and make them do all that crap then they're owned. If someone will shave their head and train to die for their superior then they are pwned their their superior power. Religion makes drones easier to manage as such.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
    #19041343 - 10/27/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I put my faith in humans and technology.

I doubt that god is real, but honestly I just don't even worry about it.

If I die and there really is a god and he damns me to hell for not worshipping him even though I lived a good life and tried to not to do too many bad things then fuck him, I wouldn't want to kick it with him for eternity anyways.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19041461 - 10/27/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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If you can believe that tall tale about a virgin and dead man rising from the dead they got you




oh come on, it's obvious that God did it. I mean, what kind of lady would lie to her husband about how she got pregnant even though they've never had sex? Some people are so cynical.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: koods]
    #19041492 - 10/27/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

*embarrassed when the baby comes out christian

honey , you got some splaing to do


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041570 - 10/27/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if you realize that you god is different, the path was laid out long ago


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19041655 - 10/27/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dude christianity is a frickin can of worms of interpretations.

i think the take home point is, like you said, even the son of god couldn't inspire people to do anything.  people just want to get drunk.

you have to put people in debt and threaten their comfort to get them to do anything unselfish.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: stimpson] * 3
    #19041799 - 10/27/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19041854 - 10/27/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: NWlight]
    #19041872 - 10/27/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
its just like any other club/group, you join because you like the values of the fellow members, and its a form of networking



other clubs and groups don't require you to believe outlandish things to be a member.

There are better ways to network than pretending to believe Jesus is God's only Son and he died on the cross to atone for our sins and was resurrected




I will admit, the benefits of belonging to any church/group are pretty effing sweet. For starters, if you work in any kind of business, they will buy from you, simply because they know you. If you need help moving, they are there for you. If you call somebody up in the middle of the night with a crisis, they will console you.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: Crystal G]
    #19041879 - 10/27/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, but still I don't think it's worth it.


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19041898 - 10/27/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There was this family at my old church and the husband got caught by the wife sucking some BBC. Guess thats a no no because I never saw that man again


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Re: Most Christians are lying to themselves [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19042075 - 10/27/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Yeah, but still I don't think it's worth it.




Because you have to sell your soul, and since there is no such thing as a soul, that would be fraud!


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