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I had a great time at church today! * 9
    #19040398 - 10/27/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had a great time at church today! The sermon was motivating and uplifting, the song service was endorphin-inducing, the conversations were positive, encouraging, and sometimes even interesting, the food was excellent and free, and the women were pretty, polite, ambitious, self-disciplined, and well-dressed.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #19040403 - 10/27/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I hate church:peyotezen:


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #19040407 - 10/27/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I went to church last night for a few hours. It was also awesome, so awesome in fact that I can feel the service still lingering in me today.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19040411 - 10/27/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I hate church:peyotezen:



you aren't attending the right church, methinks. or you have a bad attitude


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19040420 - 10/27/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I used to goto church. At first I liked the christian service, but after a few months I found it incredibly annoying and they spent more time talking about church funding and stupid events than actually speaking the word of God. So I stopped going to church


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19040430 - 10/27/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I used to goto church. At first I liked the christian service, but after a few months I found it incredibly annoying and they spent more time talking about church funding and stupid events than actually speaking the word of God. So I stopped going to church



Why not try a different church?

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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19040433 - 10/27/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I hate church:peyotezen:



you aren't attending the right church, methinks. or you have a bad attitude




I'll occasionally attend this big, new age, hip church with my Mom just to make her feel better. I'm not religious though so that's probably why:shrug:

I'm just messing around though, I'm glad you had a good time:thumbup:


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19040441 - 10/27/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't go to a New Age church, I go a Bible-centered church without all the gimmicks. No rock bands, no entertainers. Just serious discussion about the Bible. And when we sing, everyone participates. There are no instruments to distract you from the music.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19040448 - 10/27/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

FruitOFLife, find a different church.


morrowasted, i'm glad you enjoyed this morning's service.
are you planning in going back next week?
what kind of church was it?

i've been thinking of going to church again, i haven't been to a service since early this summer.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19040462 - 10/27/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I don't go to a New Age church, I go a Bible-centered church without all the gimmicks. No rock bands, no entertainers. Just serious discussion about the Bible. And when we sing, everyone participates. There are no instruments to distract you from the music.




Interesting...yeah I really don't like all the gimmicks, the whole "appealing to the kids" aspect kinda grosses me out...but my Mom likes it so I tolerate it from time to time.

I went to a more conventional church as a kid; I found it rather boring at the time. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself though, I think that sense of community is pretty cool:thumbup:


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: broken]
    #19040474 - 10/27/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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FruitOFLife, find a different church.


morrowasted, i'm glad you enjoyed this morning's service.
are you planning in going back next week?
what kind of church was it?

i've been thinking of going to church again, i haven't been to a service since early this summer.



Yeah I actually go basically every week and have been for several months now, I just particularly enjoyed it today. The denomination is "Church of Christ" even though they will claim they are not a denomination but simply the one true christian church :rolleyes: It's whatever, I prefer it because they take their examination of the Bible seriously and most of them are well-educated so the class discussions get deep and interesting, involving historical and linguistic perspectives that you rarely find in other Bible classes


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19040760 - 10/27/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Does anyone else go to church regularly?


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #19040813 - 10/27/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Other Christians on the Shroomery!?!  :feelsgoodman:

I've not attended church in a couple months, and I really need to change that


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19040833 - 10/27/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Other Christians on the Shroomery!?!  :feelsgoodman:

I've not attended church in a couple months, and I really need to change that



Surprised me too

I don't really like the church my family goes to because there are a lot of families there from my high school and they always feel the need to start up the 'so what's your major' conversation


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19040905 - 10/27/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Other Christians on the Shroomery!?!  :feelsgoodman:

I've not attended church in a couple months, and I really need to change that





same here, im not baptized but the GF is catholic, i enjoy listening to the dude talk

its like any priest dude has his own stories to go along with the scriptures

i find it artistic almost taking a passage from the bible and and finding your own way to describe it/relating it to your own life


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19040960 - 10/27/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i am not against church but Idk how people can sit around and listen to one dude tell them how to live their life.

he's a guy in a funny robe not special.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: NWlight]
    #19041004 - 10/27/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i have never had a single experience at at service the way you described it.
other then a guy in a robe.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: broken]
    #19041020 - 10/27/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

a guy at the front of a room reading a book followed by his opinion about the reading, a bunch of archaic ceremonies, doesn't sound familiar?


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19041030 - 10/27/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Never mind I need to hide this thread or I'm just going to get angry :lol:

pretend I didnt say anything


save yourself while you can it's a ridiculous pastime based on a centuries old model of control founded in books that have been edited and translated many times.


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Re: I had a great time at church today! [Re: NWlight]
    #19041031 - 10/27/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i am not against church but Idk how people can sit around and listen to one dude tell them how to live their life.

he's a guy in a funny robe not special.




Doesn't sound like any church service I've ever attended.


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