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OfflineShroomhunter510
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I can't reach the toilet paper
    #19038664 - 10/26/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19038685 - 10/26/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

use your roommates sock.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19038795 - 10/26/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I use to piss on all the tp in public bathrooms


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19038801 - 10/26/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19038834 - 10/27/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomhunter510 said:
After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.




you should check for the toilet paper BEFORE you start dumping, one day there will be no toillet paper at all....


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Synth Ethics] * 1
    #19038883 - 10/27/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I find it weird that you had a stick closer to you than a roll of toilet paper while you're shitting


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19038946 - 10/27/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:  I always notice my toilet paper on the toilet paper roll right next to the toilet.

You know, where it should be. :themoreyouknow:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee] * 2
    #19038956 - 10/27/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly when this happens to me I just get up and get it.


:shrug:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19038963 - 10/27/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've NEVER had this issue before. You people are weird.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19038968 - 10/27/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:okay:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19038969 - 10/27/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why do you have a stick in your bathroom?

is your bathroom an oldschool outhouse or something?


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19038970 - 10/27/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think it's to beat away the rats


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19038984 - 10/27/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomhunter510 said:
After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.




Dude...

If the tp is on the roll, it don't work...

Someone fucked up my house....




I mean look at that shit. Why is the holder of all that is holy over a yard away from me?

Never is is that shit spooled up on that.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: 4runner]
    #19038999 - 10/27/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm trying to figure out why there's a rubber band in your bathroom.  :strokebeard3:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee]
    #19039008 - 10/27/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dude what the fuck thats like the most outta whack insane fucking bathrooms like whats going and and stuff lol omg dude id shoot myself wtf


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19039011 - 10/27/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

shits outta control call a fuckin exterminator and an exercist and a maid with big tits


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19039019 - 10/27/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i want to rub my face all over those gorgeous looking washroom floor mats


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Hobozen]
    #19039023 - 10/27/13 01:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

has nobody noticed the dead body?


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19039029 - 10/27/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
has nobody noticed the dead body?



What? No, whatever bro, there's no dead body in the trunk of my car. IDK what you're talking about. quit accusing me. Srsly.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19039032 - 10/27/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had a friend go Indian style and use leaves  when he took a shit in the woods.

There is a stick keeping the window from being opened. The rat killing idea is a good guess, luckily I haven't seen any rodents running around this house yet, I just moved in a few months ago. My house use to be a lawyers office.

Pissing on toilet paper was fun

I stood on top of and pissed on my friends dad new car

My moms dead boyfriend took a crap in a plastic bag and through it out a moving car window  , not hitting anybody. Would have been funny if he he did.

An elementry friend of mine  shit in a trash can infront of a house  & another crapped inside of a lunchbox on the side of the school

I usually stand up and grab the toilet paper though , I just wanted too make a story out of my ass


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19039033 - 10/27/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

bottom left
wtf
aint no living ankle gonna bend like that
wtf


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee]
    #19039035 - 10/27/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DeeBee said:
I'm trying to figure out why there's a rubber band in your bathroom.  :strokebeard3:





I guess we will never know. :tinfoil:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19039037 - 10/27/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
has nobody noticed the dead body?



What? No, whatever bro, there's no dead body in the trunk of my car. IDK what you're talking about. quit accusing me. Srsly.



:lol:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Hobozen]
    #19039041 - 10/27/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
i want to rub my face all over those gorgeous looking washroom floor mats




:lolsy: They don't look that bad in real life...


That said, my face and those mats... No Fucking Way


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: 4runner]
    #19039066 - 10/27/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

we believe you

it's all good :thumbup:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19039109 - 10/27/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomhunter510 said:
After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.




I think we have all lost sight of the fact OP was on the pooper when s/he first posted . . .


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Synth Ethics]
    #19039609 - 10/27/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Synth Ethics said:
Quote:

Shroomhunter510 said:
After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.




you should check for the toilet paper BEFORE you start dumping, one day there will be no toillet paper at all....




i actually started doing this years ago. luckily it was at my house that we had no nothing to wipe with so i ended up jumping in the shower right afterwards then spraying the shit down with bleach. no pun intended...


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19039661 - 10/27/13 08:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You know that the pub is rocking when a thread is made to express how incompetent someone is as to not make sure they can wipe their ass properly before soiling it and then tries to justify it by asking.

"do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach. "

As if this happens to everyone because indoor plumbing is so new that having something to clean up your touch hole with after is a mere inconvenience and literally an after thought.



I didn't proof read that at all but I'm thinking I just said the same thing twice in two different ways.



Does that mean I'm a cop?

:paranoid:


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
    #19039673 - 10/27/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:yeahthatsfunny:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
    #19039685 - 10/27/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:cuteshit:You got it easy!:facepalm3: I can reach the paper, but chronic back pain makes me not able to reach my ass! :laugh2::cuteshit: Ain't that some shit? :cuteshit:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: skippydude]
    #19039693 - 10/27/13 08:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ok serious mode here.

If your for real I feel super bad. I have bad back pain but have always been able to wipe speckled star fish. The day the pain gets so bad that I can't and I'm no filthy rich is the day I ______________





Fill in the blanks boys and the day you see me say "I can't wipe my ass due to severe back pain" is the day I will deliver on this thread.



No murder or highly illegal things of course


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
    #19039737 - 10/27/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I once complained that I had no TP.
Then I met a man with no ass
:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: skippydude]
    #19039745 - 10/27/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

By no ass what do you mean? Like never shit? Or that you didn't fond is ass "attractive" there for that man had no ass?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
    #19039755 - 10/27/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

aint got not booty in them shorts, no booty in them shorts.


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