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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
#19039033 - 10/27/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bottom left wtf aint no living ankle gonna bend like that wtf
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4runner


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee]
#19039035 - 10/27/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
DeeBee said: I'm trying to figure out why there's a rubber band in your bathroom. 
I guess we will never know.
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Legend
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
#19039037 - 10/27/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
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Shroomopotamus said: has nobody noticed the dead body?
What? No, whatever bro, there's no dead body in the trunk of my car. IDK what you're talking about. quit accusing me. Srsly.
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Hobozen]
#19039041 - 10/27/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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blankk said: i want to rub my face all over those gorgeous looking washroom floor mats
They don't look that bad in real life...
That said, my face and those mats... No Fucking Way
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: 4runner]
#19039066 - 10/27/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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we believe you
it's all good
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Scarab74
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Shroomhunter510 said: After dropping your kids off in the form of a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.
For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.
I think we have all lost sight of the fact OP was on the pooper when s/he first posted . . .
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Poor Boy
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Synth Ethics]
#19039609 - 10/27/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Synth Ethics said:
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Shroomhunter510 said: After dropping your kids off in the form of a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.
For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.
you should check for the toilet paper BEFORE you start dumping, one day there will be no toillet paper at all....
i actually started doing this years ago. luckily it was at my house that we had no nothing to wipe with so i ended up jumping in the shower right afterwards then spraying the shit down with bleach. no pun intended...
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fee
Im he who is the


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Poor Boy]
#19039661 - 10/27/13 08:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You know that the pub is rocking when a thread is made to express how incompetent someone is as to not make sure they can wipe their ass properly before soiling it and then tries to justify it by asking.
"do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach. "
As if this happens to everyone because indoor plumbing is so new that having something to clean up your touch hole with after is a mere inconvenience and literally an after thought.
I didn't proof read that at all but I'm thinking I just said the same thing twice in two different ways.
Does that mean I'm a cop?
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
#19039673 - 10/27/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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skippydude
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
#19039685 - 10/27/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You got it easy! I can reach the paper, but chronic back pain makes me not able to reach my ass!  Ain't that some shit?
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fee
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: skippydude]
#19039693 - 10/27/13 08:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok serious mode here.
If your for real I feel super bad. I have bad back pain but have always been able to wipe speckled star fish. The day the pain gets so bad that I can't and I'm no filthy rich is the day I ______________
Fill in the blanks boys and the day you see me say "I can't wipe my ass due to severe back pain" is the day I will deliver on this thread.
No murder or highly illegal things of course
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skippydude
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
#19039737 - 10/27/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I once complained that I had no TP. Then I met a man with no ass
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fee
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: skippydude]
#19039745 - 10/27/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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By no ass what do you mean? Like never shit? Or that you didn't fond is ass "attractive" there for that man had no ass?
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Poor Boy
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: fee]
#19039755 - 10/27/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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aint got not booty in them shorts, no booty in them shorts.
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