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Shroomhunter510
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I can't reach the toilet paper
#19038664 - 10/26/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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After dropping your kids off in the form of a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.
For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.
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Poor Boy
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use your roommates sock.
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ImFukNCLUELESS
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Poor Boy]
#19038795 - 10/26/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I use to piss on all the tp in public bathrooms
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Synth Ethics
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Quote:
Shroomhunter510 said: After dropping your kids off in the form of a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.
For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.
you should check for the toilet paper BEFORE you start dumping, one day there will be no toillet paper at all....
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volcomstoner
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Synth Ethics] 1
#19038883 - 10/27/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I find it weird that you had a stick closer to you than a roll of toilet paper while you're shitting
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DeeBee
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
#19038946 - 10/27/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I always notice my toilet paper on the toilet paper roll right next to the toilet.
You know, where it should be.
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee] 2
#19038956 - 10/27/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly when this happens to me I just get up and get it.
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volcomstoner
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Legend] 1
#19038963 - 10/27/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've NEVER had this issue before. You people are weird.
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
#19038968 - 10/27/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MilkdudTitties
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
#19038969 - 10/27/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why do you have a stick in your bathroom?
is your bathroom an oldschool outhouse or something?
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volcomstoner
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I think it's to beat away the rats
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Quote:
Shroomhunter510 said: After dropping your kids off in the form of a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.
For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.
Dude...
If the tp is on the roll, it don't work...
Someone fucked up my house....

I mean look at that shit. Why is the holder of all that is holy over a yard away from me?
Never is is that shit spooled up on that.
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DeeBee
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: 4runner]
#19038999 - 10/27/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm trying to figure out why there's a rubber band in your bathroom.
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee]
#19039008 - 10/27/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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dude what the fuck thats like the most outta whack insane fucking bathrooms like whats going and and stuff lol omg dude id shoot myself wtf
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Shroomopotamus
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shits outta control call a fuckin exterminator and an exercist and a maid with big tits
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Hobozen


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i want to rub my face all over those gorgeous looking washroom floor mats
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Hobozen]
#19039023 - 10/27/13 01:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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has nobody noticed the dead body?
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volcomstoner
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Shroomopotamus said: has nobody noticed the dead body?
What? No, whatever bro, there's no dead body in the trunk of my car. IDK what you're talking about. quit accusing me. Srsly.
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Shroomhunter510
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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
#19039032 - 10/27/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had a friend go Indian style and use leaves when he took a shit in the woods.
There is a stick keeping the window from being opened. The rat killing idea is a good guess, luckily I haven't seen any rodents running around this house yet, I just moved in a few months ago. My house use to be a lawyers office.
Pissing on toilet paper was fun
I stood on top of and pissed on my friends dad new car
My moms dead boyfriend took a crap in a plastic bag and through it out a moving car window , not hitting anybody. Would have been funny if he he did.
An elementry friend of mine shit in a trash can infront of a house & another crapped inside of a lunchbox on the side of the school
I usually stand up and grab the toilet paper though , I just wanted too make a story out of my ass
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