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OfflineShroomhunter510
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I can't reach the toilet paper
    #19038664 - 10/26/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19038685 - 10/26/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

use your roommates sock.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19038795 - 10/26/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I use to piss on all the tp in public bathrooms


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19038801 - 10/26/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19038834 - 10/27/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomhunter510 said:
After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.




you should check for the toilet paper BEFORE you start dumping, one day there will be no toillet paper at all....


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Synth Ethics] * 1
    #19038883 - 10/27/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I find it weird that you had a stick closer to you than a roll of toilet paper while you're shitting


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19038946 - 10/27/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:  I always notice my toilet paper on the toilet paper roll right next to the toilet.

You know, where it should be. :themoreyouknow:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee] * 2
    #19038956 - 10/27/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly when this happens to me I just get up and get it.


:shrug:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19038963 - 10/27/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've NEVER had this issue before. You people are weird.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19038968 - 10/27/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:okay:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19038969 - 10/27/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why do you have a stick in your bathroom?

is your bathroom an oldschool outhouse or something?


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19038970 - 10/27/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think it's to beat away the rats


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19038984 - 10/27/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomhunter510 said:
After dropping your kids off in the form of  a shit , do you ever notice the toilet paper being someplace distant and out of reach.

For instance in my bathroom as of right now the toilet paper is on the floor and I can't reach it. So I had to use a stick to pull it closer.




Dude...

If the tp is on the roll, it don't work...

Someone fucked up my house....




I mean look at that shit. Why is the holder of all that is holy over a yard away from me?

Never is is that shit spooled up on that.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: 4runner]
    #19038999 - 10/27/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm trying to figure out why there's a rubber band in your bathroom.  :strokebeard3:


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: DeeBee]
    #19039008 - 10/27/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dude what the fuck thats like the most outta whack insane fucking bathrooms like whats going and and stuff lol omg dude id shoot myself wtf


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19039011 - 10/27/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

shits outta control call a fuckin exterminator and an exercist and a maid with big tits


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19039019 - 10/27/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i want to rub my face all over those gorgeous looking washroom floor mats


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Hobozen]
    #19039023 - 10/27/13 01:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

has nobody noticed the dead body?


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19039029 - 10/27/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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has nobody noticed the dead body?



What? No, whatever bro, there's no dead body in the trunk of my car. IDK what you're talking about. quit accusing me. Srsly.


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Re: I can't reach the toilet paper [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19039032 - 10/27/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had a friend go Indian style and use leaves  when he took a shit in the woods.

There is a stick keeping the window from being opened. The rat killing idea is a good guess, luckily I haven't seen any rodents running around this house yet, I just moved in a few months ago. My house use to be a lawyers office.

Pissing on toilet paper was fun

I stood on top of and pissed on my friends dad new car

My moms dead boyfriend took a crap in a plastic bag and through it out a moving car window  , not hitting anybody. Would have been funny if he he did.

An elementry friend of mine  shit in a trash can infront of a house  & another crapped inside of a lunchbox on the side of the school

I usually stand up and grab the toilet paper though , I just wanted too make a story out of my ass


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