Home | Community | Message Board

MRCA Tyroler Gluckspilze
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Kraken Kratom Kratom Capsules for Sale   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
OfflineMushyMatt
LSD-25
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/13/11
Posts: 2,551
Loc: Under a Mushroom
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
Drug test for THC
    #19036368 - 10/26/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Herro there. So, I got a question that I am unsure about.

In the process of trying to get a job, have been for awhile now. Anyways, I stopped smoking herb for 37 days. Then I smoked a bowl because I was clean, I know it doesn't take long to get out of your system. Well four days later, I got drunk and smoked another bowl. This was two days ago.

How long do you think it will be until I am clean again?

I've been looking at erowid here
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

and I am assuming in about a week, what do y'all think?


--------------------
Reborn - 6/08/13


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMushyMatt
LSD-25
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/13/11
Posts: 2,551
Loc: Under a Mushroom
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: MushyMatt]
    #19038705 - 10/26/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Anyone?


--------------------
Reborn - 6/08/13


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePoor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown
Male


Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 7,473
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: MushyMatt]
    #19038712 - 10/26/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fake pee pee. ill sell the shit by the bag. lemme know.


--------------------


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10113692/fpart/1/vc/1

DAYS WITHOUT ALCOHOL:    I I I I


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19038737 - 10/26/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oil change. Only way op


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: Poor Boy] * 3
    #19038758 - 10/26/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Poor Boy said:
fake pee pee. ill sell the shit by the bag. lemme know.





this isnt a hookup site for bear grylls


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePoor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown
Male


Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 7,473
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19039582 - 10/27/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:okay:


--------------------


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10113692/fpart/1/vc/1

DAYS WITHOUT ALCOHOL:    I I I I


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblefee
Im he who is the
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: MushyMatt]
    #19039598 - 10/27/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You've been here how long yet still contributed to the vast number of threads identical to this one?

UTFSE and you'll come up with the answer you looking for.







Which happens to be 35.2 and 7/8


--------------------

blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletrampis
mad hatter
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 3,545
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: fee]
    #19039904 - 10/27/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)


Shopping list:


vitamin B-2/riboflavin: 50 mg does - do NOT buy time release.

creatine monohydrate
: Found in body building section of health stores. Don't need anything fancy, powder is cheapest.

Gatorade
: Need at least a gallon. Any flavor will do.

Coffee
(optional): This will help you pee more if you drink a cup or two.



The process:

48 hours before test: Mix 5 grams of creatine with a glass of water/juice and drink three times a day for two days. Do not start sooner than 48 hours.

3 hours before test: Drink 8 ounces of Gatorade with 5 grams of creatine. Every 15 minutes after that drink another 8 ounces of Gatorade until urine is clear and you are peeing frequently. Need to pee a minimum of 5 times before test.

2 hours before test: Mix 5 grams creatine with 8 ounces Gatorade.

1 hour before test: Mix 5 grams creatine with 8 ounces Gatorade.

1 hour before test: Take 100 mg of B-2/riboflavin

45 minutes before test
: Drink another glass of Gatorade.

Between now and the test replace any fluid lost by drinking water/Gatorade.

Only take pee from midstream, never the beginning or end.




I summarized this information found in Under the Radar by "Dee"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: trampis]
    #19039910 - 10/27/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trampis said:

Shopping list:


vitamin B-2/riboflavin: 50 mg does - do NOT buy time release.

creatine monohydrate
: Found in body building section of health stores. Don't need anything fancy, powder is cheapest.

Gatorade
: Need at least a gallon. Any flavor will do.

Coffee
(optional): This will help you pee more if you drink a cup or two.



The process:

48 hours before test: Mix 5 grams of creatine with a glass of water/juice and drink three times a day for two days. Do not start sooner than 48 hours.

3 hours before test: Drink 8 ounces of Gatorade with 5 grams of creatine. Every 15 minutes after that drink another 8 ounces of Gatorade until urine is clear and you are peeing frequently. Need to pee a minimum of 5 times before test.

2 hours before test: Mix 5 grams creatine with 8 ounces Gatorade.

1 hour before test: Mix 5 grams creatine with 8 ounces Gatorade.

1 hour before test: Take 100 mg of B-2/riboflavin

45 minutes before test
: Drink another glass of Gatorade.

Between now and the test replace any fluid lost by drinking water/Gatorade.

Only take pee from midstream, never the beginning or end.




I summarized this information found in Under the Radar by "Dee"




I prefer the smart/cheap method

just be clean when you take the test


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePoor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown
Male


Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 7,473
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19039928 - 10/27/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

pretty much.


--------------------


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10113692/fpart/1/vc/1

DAYS WITHOUT ALCOHOL:    I I I I


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePoor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown
Male


Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 7,473
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19039930 - 10/27/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

or stick to the drugs that stay in your system only for a few days.


--------------------


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10113692/fpart/1/vc/1

DAYS WITHOUT ALCOHOL:    I I I I


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletrampis
mad hatter
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 3,545
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19040064 - 10/27/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I prefer that method too, but if the info could help a nigga out. . .  :shrug:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineKingKnowledge
Around
Male


Registered: 03/30/13
Posts: 2,876
Loc: East Coast
Last seen: 4 years, 6 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: trampis]
    #19040096 - 10/27/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just wear sweatpants/sweatshirt and run outside for a few miles every day. You'll sweat it out. Also drink upwards of 4 liters/day, lots of vitamins (B especially).


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

Registered: 11/01/11
Posts: 4,737
Loc: PNW
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19040237 - 10/27/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Self control? :facepalm:


--------------------
https://youtu.be/np5Oi1dyO1k


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineweshroom
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 3,657
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19041140 - 10/27/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Id say a week maybe, but its hard to say for sure. Excercise starting now, do the things with creatine and alot of water. I know test kits are expensive but they can buy you peace of mind. Probably alot cheaper to buy online. You should be ok.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: weshroom]
    #19041172 - 10/27/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Creatine will make you retain water don't. Thc isn't even water solluble. It gets released by burning fat. If you run before your test of the day of your fucked. You'll release a bunch before the test giving you high numbers.

Step by step instructions on what to do below op. your welcome

http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xcvs4n_blue-mountain-state-oil-change-by-t_fun


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineweshroom
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 3,657
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: Mescalean]
    #19041354 - 10/27/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Creatine levels are part of what they test for diluted urine. So taking a creatine supplement a few days prior to test helps keep levels up if your drinking alot of liquids to flush. Electrolytes also help your urine appear undiluted so gatorade or coconut water can help with that. B vitamins help the appearence and make your urine appear a healthy dark yellow which does not raise the suspicion of diluted urine.

I agree to stop exercise atleast the day before your test.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDeadPhan
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 5,260
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: weshroom]
    #19041384 - 10/27/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There is a dollar store near me that sells dollar thc tests. I goins that if I wasn't smoking and smoked a few hits time to time it was out of my system in roughly 5 to 7 days. Couple that with drinking decent amount of fluids. Im not sure about a whole bowl though.  I would literally smoke 2 to three hits time to time.  Sometimes one.  As when I'm clean for. While that's all it takes to get me fucking zooted!


--------------------
 


Big Gulps!  Alright!  Well,  See ya later!
And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMushyMatt
LSD-25
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/13/11
Posts: 2,551
Loc: Under a Mushroom
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
Re: Drug test for THC [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19042053 - 10/27/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm in no hurry, I just was curious. I just sent out a shit ton of applications, so it would suck if one called wanting a drug test.


--------------------
Reborn - 6/08/13


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Shop: Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Kraken Kratom Kratom Capsules for Sale   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help andySENSE311 2,482 13 06/05/04 09:59 PM
by ink
* Drug Test Your Teen Dot Com carbonhoots 5,464 12 01/02/04 02:16 AM
by Anno
* Drug Testing.... DxShroomFactor 3,011 11 11/01/03 03:55 PM
by synthesis
* Drug Tests Circlesongs 1,452 2 04/19/04 07:45 PM
by Mykey
* drug test dysdic 578 2 05/08/04 04:25 PM
by dysdic
* tuesday night drug test
( 1 2 all )
daveball0420 3,108 21 05/13/04 10:37 AM
by Seuss
* Failed my drug test!!!!!! djd586 4,365 9 05/16/04 09:47 AM
by ToTheSummit
* Are you willing to submit to a drug test? *DELETED* oneducktwoducks 6,738 12 05/25/04 06:18 PM
by phi1618

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,024 topic views. 6 members, 63 guests and 29 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.