Home | Community | Message Board

MushroomMan Mycology
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract, Kratom Powder For Sale   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay.
    #19032633 - 10/25/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Not to sure how to start this off bud my group of friend has this one guy in it. M. M is extremely homophobic, from texas, and a gun nut. Theres a list of things he's done that make us draw this conclusion.

1). He lost his virginity in a 3 way. Ifle tower.
2). Guys wrestle around. Wrestle this kid and he either grabs your dick or trys tickling your asshole.
3). He gets really touchy feely when he smokes and drinks. Thing long hugs and his face in your personal space
4). His only time on acid. He said this. "Jesus is taunting me with his dick guys" with a gay ass grin on his face.
5). Extremely unsuccessful with women.
6). You can not call him "queer" "gay" "homo" or "fag" without him flipping out.
7). Gf's gaydar went off the second she met him.

How do we get him to come out, you know like before he's 40 with a family living a lie visiting gay bathhouses. We don't care if he likes being bukkaked just be honest about and quit grabbing peoples balls.


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible404
error
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/20/10
Posts: 14,539
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 2
    #19032639 - 10/25/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

K


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePatlal
You ask too many questions
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa Flag
Last seen: 1 hour, 52 minutes
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #19032640 - 10/25/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

how about you ask him directly: Are you a gay man?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineUzziel
O_o


Registered: 12/30/10
Posts: 11,689
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Patlal] * 6
    #19032654 - 10/25/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just fuck him dude


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 30 days
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #19032673 - 10/25/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why is this any of you or your friends business?

want some cum dribble on your chin, too?
nah. i'm sure it's not that. it's probably just some asinine gossip that you're pandering some anonymous unknowns on an internet forum.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinebloodsheen
ChemChaplin
Male User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/08
Posts: 7,659
Last seen: 4 years, 13 days
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Uzziel]
    #19032678 - 10/25/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You pretty much answered your own question with number 6. There is no way to suggest to him he is homosexual without offending him, there is no good way around it. Other than giving off a vibe of acceptance of gay people, theres nothing you can do. Its his own personal struggle.

Cousin of mine (we are not very close) is very obviously gay but nobody in the family knows it. I mean, I'm talking like fucking flaming gay, like two seconds with him and you would just talk to him under the assumption he was gay without even meaning to. But I would never dare say anything to him or his family.

Just let it go man


--------------------


A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineKonyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19032679 - 10/25/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dont' call him gay unless he does something gay dude


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Uzziel]
    #19032682 - 10/25/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

We've tried bringing it up. He gets defensive as fuck. I think he's tried turning me gay... Can gay people turn other people gay?


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinebloodsheen
ChemChaplin
Male User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/08
Posts: 7,659
Last seen: 4 years, 13 days
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 3
    #19032685 - 10/25/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
We've tried bringing it up. He gets defensive as fuck. I think he's tried turning me gay... Can gay people turn other people gay?



Lol, sounds like you kinda do care if hes gay...







Wait, are you the friend?!


--------------------


A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 30 days
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #19032687 - 10/25/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rolleyes: you're such a whiner. stop bugging your "friend".


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible404
error
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/20/10
Posts: 14,539
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 3
    #19032700 - 10/25/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
We've tried bringing it up. He gets defensive as fuck. I think he's tried turning me gay... Can gay people turn other people gay?





obvious troll is obvious


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedark3st
Stranger


Registered: 08/02/13
Posts: 3,332
Last seen: 8 years, 3 months
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 2
    #19032711 - 10/25/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
We've tried bringing it up. He gets defensive as fuck. I think he's tried turning me gay... Can gay people turn other people gay?




:lol: its not a virus...unless you did.... did mushrooms with him? :randy:


--------------------
Back.. I'm going to do it...I'm getting sober from opiates ... I got weed, gabapentin, propranolol, and GHB, I have 100mg tramadol left. I can do this. I can do this.

OFINTQWGVGAKGCYKBUBX
free dark P. Tampanensis prints to ODD members.

no stamps atm

FREE SEEDS for ODD WCA  members ONLY

I have these seeds:
Orange, red, and yellow sweet peppers, Purple poppies, White Habanero, Yellow Thai, Bolivian rainbow peppers, milk thistle, red chilly pepper, HBWR.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19032714 - 10/25/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It wouldn't bug me if he's gay. What bugs me is him living a lie and I think a lot of the gay he does fucked up is just a bunch of held back gay urges.

His father is one of those types that would disown him if he was gay.


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinebloodsheen
ChemChaplin
Male User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/08
Posts: 7,659
Last seen: 4 years, 13 days
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: dark3st]
    #19032718 - 10/25/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It would kinda be cool if gay people could turn other people gay. It would be like a zombie apocalypse, except when you turn you just like to have sex with men instead of eating brains :lolsy:


--------------------


A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineqman
Stranger

Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 34,927
Last seen: 1 day, 23 hours
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean]
    #19032723 - 10/25/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
We've tried bringing it up. He gets defensive as fuck. I think he's tried turning me gay... Can gay people turn other people gay?




The only thing that can turn a straight man into a homosexual is  :mushroom2:.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 30 days
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean]
    #19032727 - 10/25/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so, is his urges effecting you in any way? if so, then fuck off away from him. you're not gonna come at someone about their sexuality, and get a warm welcome.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineKonyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: 404]
    #19032729 - 10/25/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Have you seen pictures of this on his computer ?

A lot of gay dudes congregate around those websites.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleindica
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean]
    #19032731 - 10/25/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

obviously you want to make love to his butthole


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean]
    #19032734 - 10/25/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not a troll I really think he's gay. A straight guy doesn't grab others guys balls or tickle their ass. And I get shit for asking if my friends gay yet some gets to project their homo erotic fantasies about cunning on my chin? Lot of gay in this thread.


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinebloodsheen
ChemChaplin
Male User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/08
Posts: 7,659
Last seen: 4 years, 13 days
Re: I think my friend is gay. We all think he's gay. [Re: Mescalean] * 2
    #19032744 - 10/25/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
I'm not a troll I really think he's gay. A straight guy doesn't grab others guys balls or tickle their ass. And I get shit for asking if my friends gay yet some gets to project their homo erotic fantasies about cunning on my chin? Lot of gay in this thread.



:woooaaahhh:


--------------------


A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract, Kratom Powder For Sale   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Outgrowing Your Friends? Delyrium 2,226 17 05/10/04 08:39 PM
by abhi
* Losing friends sucks...
( 1 2 all )
Killjoy 5,593 22 03/16/03 11:43 AM
by Killjoy
* Friends and drugs
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Phishgrrl 9,329 85 03/04/09 10:05 PM
by Infinite Mind
* The "THUMBPRINT"
( 1 2 3 4 ... 61 62 )
LearyfanS 623,865 1,221 07/20/23 03:36 AM
by Arimaia
* Would you give up having sex with a wonderful woman, to not leave a friend abandoned ?? Fiery 838 13 03/03/18 10:46 AM
by LogicaL Chaos
* Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends.
( 1 2 all )
splifftoter 4,439 36 07/15/04 10:39 AM
by ShroomFan
* Homosexuals see more colors when tripping? I2ancid 1,030 6 09/20/04 09:02 PM
by felix
* Almost lost a friend today.. iloveraving 2,192 10 04/12/04 07:58 AM
by neuro

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,569 topic views. 6 members, 35 guests and 28 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.033 seconds spending 0.011 seconds on 16 queries.