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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19030018 - 10/25/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im afraid to even try the actual exercises, because i have zero training, it looks like a good way to accidentally hurt yourself copying a video

and i have injured the fuck outa my legs trying to skateboard as a kid, even the doing the squats in the exercise i was getting pains in one leg above the knee


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19030024 - 10/25/13 08:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you mislinked your ultimate warrior video


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19030054 - 10/25/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had a good Aikido class last night.


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19030135 - 10/25/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

folks, i am a legit samurai and i can vouch for the veracity of these videos


source? i'm a muthafuggin' samurai--deadly combat master with mighty physique!


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #19030166 - 10/25/13 09:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i can verify im a samurai, terrify and pacify the opposing warlords with my swords, i came from the past, but they threw me in the ward fast, now im on psychiatric medication , and there keeping me here forever like geriatric damnation


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19030184 - 10/25/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19030248 - 10/25/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
i can verify im a samurai, terrify and pacify the opposing warlords with my swords, i came from the past, but they threw me in the ward fast, now im on psychiatric medication , and there keeping me here forever like geriatric damnation



a true samurai would commit seppuku before ever allowing oneself to be captured


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19030318 - 10/25/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
you mislinked your ultimate warrior video




Sorry I fixed it now. Its a great workout.


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Poor Boy] * 1
    #19030504 - 10/25/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Poor Boy said:
i was thinking about looking into some martial arts of some sort. not sure in what though. need some funds too.





you can train in one style in which people pay you to train

cat bathing

nothing prepares you more for combat than bathing a cat


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #19033265 - 10/25/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Do you have a workout plan for being a pirate?


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19033320 - 10/25/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

To be a pirate just abstain from vitamin c until your gums bleed from scurvry and drink dark run until you shit liquid alcohol.


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19033333 - 10/25/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Aren't you supposed to lose a limb or at least part of one too?


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19033339 - 10/25/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yes and get a venereal disease and fuck the unwashed bum hole of a cabin boy


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19033377 - 10/25/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds exhausting


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19033415 - 10/25/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So this white guy on youtube is teaching a canadian how to be a samurai?
Well i'm in.


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19033422 - 10/25/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
im afraid to even try the actual exercises, because i have zero training, it looks like a good way to accidentally hurt yourself copying a video

and i have injured the fuck outa my legs trying to skateboard as a kid, even the doing the squats in the exercise i was getting pains in one leg above the knee




Coach kozacs hasfit video workouts have options for all fitness levels!

Try the seniors workouts , the low impact workouts and the easy beginners workouts ! They are great and will help you get in shape enough to start samurai training.


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19033520 - 10/25/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Seems like a very practical training regime for someone going into martial arts. But Ninjas are better imo.


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19033522 - 10/25/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
im afraid to even try the actual exercises, because i have zero training, it looks like a good way to accidentally hurt yourself copying a video

and i have injured the fuck outa my legs trying to skateboard as a kid, even the doing the squats in the exercise i was getting pains in one leg above the knee




Coach kozacs hasfit video workouts have options for all fitness levels!

Try the seniors workouts , the low impact workouts and the easy beginners workouts ! They are great and will help you get in shape enough to start samurai training.




Until someone with bigger muscles comes along and chops op's head off


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Konyap]
    #19036183 - 10/26/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Try the videos. One of the MMA ones is only 15 minutes. Try to get through it !

15 minutes, you can do it!!


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Re: Become a deadly combat master with mighty physique, one day at a time Samurai training routine [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19036239 - 10/26/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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