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Joined online dateing site need help rewriting about me
    #19027844 - 10/24/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ex GF cheated on me. Joined an online dating site.
was wondering if someone could help me retype my about me so i dont
sound like such a tool douche bag.

I'm 20 years old. I'm an leo,
I like to think of myself as an optimistic individual, If life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. I like adventurers, I'll never shy away from an exciting journey, want to go for a 3 hour drive to a random spot on the map LETS DO IT!!! I love intense sports like Mixed martial art & rugby, I love the physical competition and challenge of it all. I love to push myself to the limits when ever doing anything physical. Also LOVE Gardening! And computers! And Games!


I think of myself as very responsible person, i own a house & two cars, one which ive built from the ground up, im pushing a comfortable  420 Hp enough to put a smile on your face.
I'm Very romantic, so don't be surprised if you get a dozen roses from me. Ill' never lacked confidence, especially in a social situation such as a night club or rave, some how i find myself always being the center of attention, I guess that's one thing which has contributed to my success.

Anyways let me knows whats up. on on here trying something new.


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: Joined online dateing site need help rewriting about me [Re: Sterben]
    #19027880 - 10/24/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

If life gives me lemons, I make lemonade.




thats like saying, fugly girls, hit my profile up :trollmove:


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Re: Joined online dateing site need help rewriting about me [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19027895 - 10/24/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LMAo that made me laugh


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: Sterben]
    #19027898 - 10/24/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Eh, the only thing that I find that I can ever get from a dating site is A) shit tons of boredom. B) annoyance C) a crazy bitch D) dirty chats E) sex. The girls on there are typically boring, crazy and the occasional kinky slut that you have to fight to get her to give ya attention cause she's got plenty of guys talking to her. I've had a few awesome girls msg me but that's over a long, long time (years) of not even getting online then signing back on to notice thy said girl had deleted her account or is no longer single blah.

Anywho, good luck.


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19027916 - 10/24/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I like Slunts:pokerawe:


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: Sterben]
    #19029107 - 10/25/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dating sites... eh

Only advice I can give is that going out for coffee is better than dinner, and condoms are better than kids.


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19033135 - 10/25/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd post dick picks if I had an online profile, not present pics though because I have a huge bush that needs wacking :superbanana:


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: Sterben]
    #19033807 - 10/26/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry, I assumed you were looking for a whore to replace the last. I didn't know you were looking for pussy. In that case, the Internet is good but you shouldn't really make your about me about you. It should be totally faked, never even tell a hoe your real name. That's what I do, I'm also very careful about letting them know where I live. I met a slut once and I walked a few miles just so she didn't know where I lived or what vehicle I drove. I had her pick me up...

Bitches be crazy.


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19033844 - 10/26/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

GreyMorph said:
Sorry, I assumed you were looking for a whore to replace the last. I didn't know you were looking for pussy. In that case, the Internet is good but you shouldn't really make your about me about you. It should be totally faked, never even tell a hoe your real name. That's what I do, I'm also very careful about letting them know where I live. I met a slut once and I walked a few miles just so she didn't know where I lived or what vehicle I drove. I had her pick me up...

Bitches be crazy.




N you crazy :lol:


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19034549 - 10/26/13 08:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't really have any experience with online dating websites… but if it was me I would delete the crap about being a Leo and move the part about owning a house and 2 cars to the first line  :hehehe:.


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: gulper2323]
    #19034781 - 10/26/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

We should just start a classified thread here . Save you the money of a dating site . I would not add that you own 2 cars and your own house as that will attract gold diggers and repel decent women as no one likes a gloater


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: mandrax360]
    #19034931 - 10/26/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mandrax360 said:
We should just start a classified thread here .



The population here is even more skewed in terms of representation of the sexes than on dating sites.


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: koraks]
    #19035326 - 10/26/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, major sausage fest


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19035766 - 10/26/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm more than a little paranoid, I've been that way ever since I got into the counterculture and got high.


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Re: Joined an on line dating site... [Re: Sterben]
    #19036524 - 10/26/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I guess just do what you feel. I think good pictures are the most important. I've been on a couple online dating sites for a few months now and only met one girl that rejected me pretty quick. I hear of people getting girls often from online dating, but that hasn't been the case for me.


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