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My Days Of Smokin' Sherm
    #19027571 - 10/24/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So back in the day a friend of mine Schmidty and I use to go over to his dads funeral home/morgue, and we'd go in the basement where he kept the bodies and shit. We were only like 16 but we were smoking pot 24/7 and tripped on shrooms  a couple of times, any way Schmidty somehow found out from one of the burnouts we use to buy pot from that if you dipped your weed in formaldehyde you got a hell of a trip, they calld it sherm or some shit. So luckily/not so lucky of us Schmidty's dad happened to run a funeral home and had shit tons of that stuff. Any ways one time when we were smoking some of the sherm down there in the morg Schmidty pulled out one of the dead bodies, and naturally I turned away and started tellin him to put that shit away, but he was obsessed we wanted to put a tag in it like in the movies, so he was ruffling around and found all the shit to do it and he put a tag right in that mother fucker. Now this guy had two tags in him, and I knew Schmidty's dad would flip a fuckin switch so I wanted to get the fuck out of there before his dad showed up. Then as i was running up the steps tripping total sack who else but schmidtys dad is walking right down the stairs. I froze right in my tracks cause I knew he was gonna go down there and see his sone with eyes redder than a devils trippign balls on the shit they embalm dead bodies with and puttin tags in fucking bodies and that I was gonna get in some deep shit. So I just darted right past that mother fucker, he tried to grab me but I just kept running. I ran out of that place like a bat out of hell and then I ran into the woods near by and caught my breath. As I was sitting there I realized how damn high i was again, and I started to see shit, I started seein those dead bodies. I sat there just fuckin crying, I wasnt sad or anything I just cried, then about 3 hours after just sitting there when I sobered up I walked home and I didnt talk to schmidty for about two weeks. He told me his dad beat his ass reaal hard, but then this mother fucker schmdity pulls out a joint full a sherm and asks if I wanna smoke it. I was like "Damn man, your one fucked up mother fucker"


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027581 - 10/24/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You smoked actual formaldehyde? Formaldehyde is only supposed to be slang for PCP lol


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027586 - 10/24/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's not sherm bro


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027589 - 10/24/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol, your friend is gnarly.


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: Sheekle]
    #19027591 - 10/24/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's quite the story though


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027594 - 10/24/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so did ya smoke it with him or not?


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027599 - 10/24/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the pcp is slang formaldehyde used to spike weed, as not to raise suspicion of dissociative disorders drugs


messing with bodies is pretty disrespectful and assbeatings a appropriate at times, even if you are smoking poison


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19027626 - 10/24/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Man I dont remember any of those terms I was locked up back in the day too and I havent done any of that shit sicne, but Ill tell u what, we werent smokin no angel dust we were smoking straight joints and bud dipped in formaldehyde


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027632 - 10/24/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That'sfucking disgusting man :rofl:


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027655 - 10/24/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

squidson said:
Man I dont remember any of those terms I was locked up back in the day too and I havent done any of that shit sicne, but Ill tell u what, we werent smokin no angel dust we were smoking straight joints and bud dipped in formaldehyde





I've heard about wicky sticks many times, but I never heard a first hand experience until now.  So, what the fuck is that shit like? :stoner: or :failboat: ?


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19027668 - 10/24/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You are exactly right. Embalming fluid (as used by a mortician) is generally dilute (watered down) formaldehyde. PCP is not embalming fluid. There is no PCP in embalming fluid. PCP cannot be derived from embalming fluid. Formaldehyde and PCP are not chemically related. There is little reason to believe that formaldehyde would produce any pleasant or desireable effects when smoked.



Formaldehyde is a suspected carcinogen linked to nasal and lung cancer, and with possible links to brain cancer and leukemia and should not be smoked.



The confusion comes simply because somewhere along the line PCP picked up the slang name "embalming fluid". Since the confusion began, it is entirely possible, even likely, that some people have smoked formaldehyde soaked cannabis or tobacco, thinking they were getting the same "Embalming Fluid" (PCP) that they had smoked before.






also

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info7.shtml


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #19027680 - 10/24/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

To be honest I dont remember much, hell I thought that shit was called sherm never heard the term wicky sticks. anyways I just remember feeling schitzo and not knowin were I was, escpeially the first time. Never did it after that time schmidtys dad showed up tho.


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19027700 - 10/24/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fail


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: Salnugs]
    #19027720 - 10/24/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Damn man is that picture from that show squidbillies? my nephew showed me that show, that shit had me laughing the whole damn time. I hate that damn fat chick tho i just wanna put her through a fucking wall


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Re: My Days Of Smokin' Sherm [Re: squidson]
    #19027735 - 10/24/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

its a mushroom with some photoshop done :tongue2:


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