|
Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Becoming a police officer.
#19026140 - 10/24/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Like all of you, I like drugs way to much at this point. Only part I don't like about the job description is being a soldier for the war on drugs.
Fast car. A gun. You get paid to just patrol and when you get a call respond.
I would love if the job just dealt with actually protecting the public instead busting teenagers.
If it weren't for the war on drugs would you consider police work? If not why?
-------------------- FREE BURKE
|
Epigallo
Stranger
Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 8,155
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Mescalean] 2
#19026166 - 10/24/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Nah, not my idea of a good time.
|
rackem



Registered: 11/27/09
Posts: 14,024
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Epigallo] 5
#19026171 - 10/24/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
i have a gun and a fast car already..
dont need a badge to do that.
|
Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 3 hours, 38 seconds
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Mescalean]
#19026199 - 10/24/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
As a kid, I wanted to be a cop, didn't have any particular reason why, just did. Up until 13 I believed in the "all drugs are all bad" philosophy. I pretty much believed every word of Reefer Madness and bought every thing they sold me in the DARE program.
Literally my 13th birthday I decided to find out for myself what weed really did to you, and after smoking it I realized all the lies and bullshit I had been buying into, then started wondering how much more was total BS. My desire to ever become a cop pretty much died on my 13th birthday.
No I would never become a cop, even if it was no longer their duty to harass people involved in drug activity, it's still their job to harass everyone else.
Edited by Shroomslip (10/24/13 02:56 PM)
|
rulesq
Bad Mogambo



Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Epigallo]
#19026213 - 10/24/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I could see myself working in a crime lab, but that's about it.
Patrolling&shit like that? No fucking way. Ever.
--------------------
Edited by rulesq (10/24/13 02:58 PM)
|
Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 682
Loc: HagsCrag, TLU
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: rulesq]
#19026233 - 10/24/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
would you consider police work?
Who's to say I'm not a cop already? The flight glasses fit my face so perfectly.
Edited by Schmendrick (10/24/13 03:01 PM)
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19026239 - 10/24/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
im fully supportive of any shroomery member willing to be a cop
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1] 2
#19026248 - 10/24/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
hidenseek1 said: im fully supportive of any shroomery member willing to be a cop
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
being a city cop is probably better then being a state/provincial cop, at least involving drugs
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19026257 - 10/24/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
hidenseek1 said: being a city cop is probably better then being a state/provincial cop, at least involving drugs
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
Telumbe Maur
Stranger

Registered: 10/14/13
Posts: 102
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19026261 - 10/24/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
No. Just not my line of work.
Also, not all cops are onto the war on drugs. My friend once got caught smoking in a park and the cop just told him to put it out and smoke it somewhere else.
--------------------
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
ive thought about being a cop, but im too lazy
i think i might end up taking a course that would give me the credentials to make food for hospital/nursing home type settings
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Epigallo
Stranger
Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 8,155
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
Is a cop legally required to arrest you if he sees you committing a crime?
|
rulesq
Bad Mogambo



Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19026276 - 10/24/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I'd be a
--------------------
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
Quote:
Telumbe Maur said: .
Also, not all cops are onto the war on drugs. My friend once got caught smoking in a park and the cop just told him to put it out and smoke it somewhere else.
ya, thats why i like city cops
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19026283 - 10/24/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Your love for cops is so attractive.
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
i dont love cops, i just think working from the inside isnt a bad idea
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19026293 - 10/24/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
hidenseek1 said: i dont love cops, i just think working from the inside isnt a bad idea
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
its like if you dont vote, but bitch about who got elected
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19026310 - 10/24/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
hidenseek1 said: its like if you dont vote, but bitch about who got elected
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
Shroomey Toons
Shh I farted



Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 616
Loc: Planet Earf
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
|
|
Yea cops are total douchebags except the time they tackled some thug who had stolen my camcorder at a party I threw, complete assholes I say
--------------------
|
Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 682
Loc: HagsCrag, TLU
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months
|
|
Quote:
camcorder
You're dating yourself.
|
Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19026365 - 10/24/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Im curious if a cop has to arrest someone now. Only thing i'd feel bad about is busting someone for pot or any drug really.
-------------------- FREE BURKE
|
NetDiver
Wandering Mindfuck


Registered: 08/24/09
Posts: 6,024
Loc: Everywhere and Nowhere
Last seen: 1 year, 6 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19026369 - 10/24/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I could see myself as a detective, maybe. But more likely a hard-drinking, chain-smoking, bend-the-rules private eye than a cop.
|
Shroomey Toons
Shh I farted



Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 616
Loc: Planet Earf
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19026834 - 10/24/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Schmendrick said:
Quote:
camcorder
You're dating yourself.
I am so terribly confused
--------------------
|
Demonic_Chronic
The Plague Doctress



Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 4,199
Loc: PNW
|
|
My loathing for police and other LEO's is only partially due to the war on drugs, there are many other reasons I do not care for those egotistical assholes. I've come across a truly good cop only a few times in my life. Theyre out there but not easy to come by.
DC
-------------------- The Real violence, the violence that I realized was unforgiveable Is the violence that we do to ourselves When we are too afraid to be, who we really are.
 
|
Epigallo
Stranger
Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 8,155
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
A cop is someone who wants to police people. What kind of personality is that? Easy going, fun loving? Ha.
|
4HO-DMT


Registered: 01/11/11
Posts: 5,073
Loc: County Line Road
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Mescalean]
#19027369 - 10/24/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Mescalean said:
I would love if the job just dealt with actually protecting the public instead busting teenagers.
Military?
|
Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 682
Loc: HagsCrag, TLU
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Epigallo]
#19027379 - 10/24/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Ever wonder where all the jock assholes from high school went? That's right. Cops.
Or military, if they actually had any balls. Bullies with balls go to war. Bullies who are chickens at heart become cops.
|
4HO-DMT


Registered: 01/11/11
Posts: 5,073
Loc: County Line Road
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19027393 - 10/24/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Schmendrick said: Ever wonder where all the jock assholes from high school went? That's right. Cops.
Or military, if they actually had any balls. Bullies with balls go to war. Bullies who are chickens at heart become cops.
Yep. Many cops were bullies in school. That is why these ones become cops, so they can bully from behind a badge.
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#19027400 - 10/24/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
maybe some people become cops because they want to serve and protect?
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
4HO-DMT


Registered: 01/11/11
Posts: 5,073
Loc: County Line Road
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1] 1
#19027419 - 10/24/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
They do. Just not all of them.
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 4 hours, 11 minutes
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#19027428 - 10/24/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Being a police officer is a very reputable job, lots of perks, lots of respect.
As for the drugs, you have to remember that you can make a judgment call before arresting somebody.
--------------------
|
Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 682
Loc: HagsCrag, TLU
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#19027430 - 10/24/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
There are good cops out there, but by and large people become cops because they like the power trip.
Interestingly, most likable police I know reside in the Sheriffs office. Sheriffs seem pretty cool in generally actually; I have cracked a beer open with more than one.
The 'cops' I have known though... every last one was a hothead on an ego trip. Honestly, most of them could probably benefit from a good dose of psylocin... give them a REAL 'ego trip'
Edited by Schmendrick (10/24/13 06:49 PM)
|
villui
Banger


Registered: 07/21/07
Posts: 181
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19027502 - 10/24/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
FUCK THE POLICE
|
ThatKidWithTheFace
R.I.P. ZIG R.I.P. Sloth


Registered: 09/30/12
Posts: 11,904
Loc: All Good in Allgood
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19027503 - 10/24/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
-------------------- Check Out My Beats SoundCloud
[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
|
Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19027517 - 10/24/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I guess part of the reason I would want to is to kinda change it up. Not be one of the asshole cops. Kids joint so what. Tell him to go home if he needs a ride provide one, make sure he gets home safe.
I have 5 family members are cops. Only one, my second cousin is an asshole. One of the chill family cops actually knocked his ass out one night because of that.
-------------------- FREE BURKE
|
Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 682
Loc: HagsCrag, TLU
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Mescalean]
#19027555 - 10/24/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Mescalean said: I guess part of the reason I would want to is to kinda change it up. Not be one of the asshole cops. Kids joint so what. Tell him to go home if he needs a ride provide one, make sure he gets home safe.
I have 5 family members are cops. Only one, my second cousin is an asshole. One of the chill family cops actually knocked his ass out one night because of that.
The problem is this: whether they admit it or not, cops have pressures put on them from their superiors to make arrests. The chiefs and commissioners are under pressure to bring in revenue for the city, and tickets/arrests = revenue.
If you want raises and promotions, you better make those arrests. It's the numbers that count, just like any other job. You would find yourself dragging in potheads left and right before you knew it.
Instead of "To serve and protect", it should read "To make a profit" on the side of the car. It is a business like any other.
Edited by Schmendrick (10/24/13 07:07 PM)
|
Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19027660 - 10/24/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I wouldnt have to drag in stoners in say colorado
-------------------- FREE BURKE
|
4HO-DMT


Registered: 01/11/11
Posts: 5,073
Loc: County Line Road
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Mescalean]
#19027674 - 10/24/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Nah, but you would start with traffic tickets, and you would be expected to dole out those tickets, and you would feel like a douche for doing it. IMO
|
Smokey420



Registered: 10/29/10
Posts: 1,057
Last seen: 8 years, 7 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Mescalean]
#19027705 - 10/24/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Fuck the police.
-------------------- Workers of Shroomery Unite!
Warning: Everything I say is possibly a work of fiction. Fuck you NSA
|
CidneyIndole
www.shroomery.OG



Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 4,761
Loc: Love's Secret Domain
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Schmendrick]
#19027820 - 10/24/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
When I was younger I pretty briefly entertained the idea of trying for the FBI or something like that. Mostly because I liked the idea of helping lock up really bad motherfuckers. Particularly people like serial rapists, serial killers, terrorists, etc. Then I realized I don't qualify for FBI employment on several counts. Including but not limited to past drug use. 
Though they have loosened the rules regarding marijuana use, specifically, over the years. I think now you can have smoked pot a handful of times, as long as you've never used any other drugs, or ever sold any drugs for profit. At least that's the official policy... to the best of my memory. Which is kind of funny, because I thin the CIA is pretty much the exact opposite. Where taking LSD is almost a pre-requisite for becoming an agent, and they make a lot of side cash importing drugs. "Cocaine Importation Agency" never fails to amuse me. (Despite being kinda sad and fucked up, for its potential truth.)
As for a "regular" cop? No. Probably not so much. Especially, of course, (though not only) because of the war on drugs. Even if you do have some discretion in who you arrest, you may not always have that choice. Plus it can be kinda dangerous, depending.... and some other stuff....blahblahblah....
-------------------- ------------------------ I am me. We are You.
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
Quote:
Where taking LSD is almost a pre-requisite for becoming an agent,
really?
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Shroomey Toons
Shh I farted



Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 616
Loc: Planet Earf
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19032584 - 10/25/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Sounds like a bunch of teenage angst.

Yea cops in most states can arrest you for smoking pot or whatever but they're not the ones coming up with the law. They just took a job doing what 'we the people' told them to. It's like being mad at a cashier for the prices of whatever you're paying for.
We all do these substances knowing the legality. The 'rules' are archaic, yes and we know that so we choose to break them. Why be mad at the people earning a living for enforcing them? We should be more mad at our conservative neighbors who are voting for these silly rules.
--------------------
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
|
99% of all cops need to be murdered horribly.
Of all my police encounters, I've probably had one or two that were actually normal people, the rest were sociopathic fuckholes who need to be murdered and have their families raped. I fucking hate cops with a passion. I hope they all get prostate and/or cervical cancer and die bleeding out their asses
|
hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
|
there is nothing teenage about my angst
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
|
Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19032794 - 10/25/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Lol woah indica....
-------------------- FREE BURKE
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
|
Quote:
CidneyIndole said: Where taking LSD is almost a pre-requisite for becoming an agent, and they make a lot of side cash importing drugs. "Cocaine Importation Agency" never fails to amuse me. (Despite being kinda sad and fucked up, for its potential truth.)
CIA is routinely involved in the trafficking of drugs all over the world. not limited to South America. Some research will dig this up pretty easily. Leased CIA planes going down laden with tonnes of drugs, heroin importations to fund black ops, yada and this isnt conspiracy shit and i did not read it on Alex Jones.
I have a hard time giving respect to anyone who works for an organisation enforcing rules they know no reason for especially when the organisation they work for is inherently corrupt to the core and does more harm the world over than any good.
|
fapjack
Title



Registered: 07/26/07
Posts: 16,574
Loc: Central New Jersey
Last seen: 3 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19032801 - 10/25/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I have about as much respect for child molesters as I have for the police. I wouldn't do either "job".
--------------------
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19032811 - 10/25/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I especially don't get the "yes sir, no sir" thing you guys do in America. Where you treat cops like a fucking drill sargent. It's depressing to see people lower them selves to snivelling wimps in front of a cop. I never address any police officer with any wimpy "yes sir" or anyhing like that, I talk to them as equals. They are not better than me, they have done nothing to command my respct. They are suposed to PROTECT AND SERVE which they never really do anyway, they stand to protect and serve the capitalist system and mae sure you don't get in the way of business.
|
Mr. Material
Mental Magician


Registered: 06/10/10
Posts: 607
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19032819 - 10/25/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I don't see police as people.
|
Ellis Dee
Archangel



Registered: 06/29/01
Posts: 13,104
Loc: Fire in the sky
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Mescalean]
#19033361 - 10/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Mescalean said: Like all of you, I like drugs way to much at this point. Only part I don't like about the job description is being a soldier for the war on drugs.
Fast car. A gun. You get paid to just patrol and when you get a call respond.
I would love if the job just dealt with actually protecting the public instead busting teenagers.
If it weren't for the war on drugs would you consider police work? If not why?
When I was a kid I watched a lot of Colombo and murder she wrote and read detective novels like mike hammer and stuff. I wanted to be a homicide detective until I was 11 and learned you don't just become a detective on the homicide squad, but you have to be a cop for a long time and work your way up to it. I would never be a cop, I hate them. When I was a kid I idolized the inspector and thought I'd be a good sherlock holmes type, but thats not reality. Even the homicide squad is a horrid job, although I still consider it semi-honorable as its dealing with actual antisocial maniacs rather than harassing ordinary people over trivial violations.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
|
Shroomey Toons
Shh I farted



Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 616
Loc: Planet Earf
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19033437 - 10/25/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
indica said: 99% of all cops need to be murdered horribly.
Of all my police encounters, I've probably had one or two that were actually normal people, the rest were sociopathic fuckholes who need to be murdered and have their families raped. I fucking hate cops with a passion. I hope they all get prostate and/or cervical cancer and die bleeding out their asses
What have the police stopped/talked to you for?
--------------------
|
magicbroncoride
barbaric neanderthal

Registered: 05/27/13
Posts: 208
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19033444 - 10/25/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I had a buddy that I served with in the millitary that was an mp. Biggest douche you would meet and he said he did it just to be a douche cas he was always picked on. He would fuck with people just for laughs. Kinda was a more douchy version of super troopers. If he saw a hot chick he would pull them over just to see if they would flirt with him. If you were cool he would leave you alone but god help you if he considered you a "jock looking faggot", shit you would get a cavity search while he laughed. Eventually he got out and worked at a sheriff's office where he got fired shortly after for busting some guy with pot, getting all fucked up then pulled over some chick and got a blowjob from her in lieu of a ticket. Dumb bastard forgot the cop car recorded everything. But cops stick together so no jail time for him just fired. Worst criminals ever are cops. Now this tard is working at a Wendy's in Wisconsin. Thats somewhat justice.
|
VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(


Registered: 07/23/12
Posts: 15,711
Loc: Switzerland
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#19033446 - 10/25/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
physicist said: Nah, but you would start with traffic tickets, and you would be expected to dole out those tickets, and you would feel like a douche for doing it. IMO
Giving traffic tickets wouldn't be hard out here.
People drive like maniacs all over the damn place, but of course, there's never a cop to see any of it.
--------------------
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
|
Quote:
Shroomey Toons said:
Quote:
indica said: 99% of all cops need to be murdered horribly.
Of all my police encounters, I've probably had one or two that were actually normal people, the rest were sociopathic fuckholes who need to be murdered and have their families raped. I fucking hate cops with a passion. I hope they all get prostate and/or cervical cancer and die bleeding out their asses
What have the police stopped/talked to you for?
Traffic things. One bad one was when I was driving home along a highway in my sisters car with my girlfriend, I was in the right hand lane (overtaking lane). I was't speeding but I was going 100, which was the speedlimit, and errbody else was doing like 95-98 so I was just cruising in the overtaking lane slowly overtaking people. a cop pulled in behind me and he was speeding, so i moved over to let him past, then merged back into the overtaking lane. he slowed down and pulled me over, and basically abused me for driving in the overtaking lane when I wasn't overtaking (I was). The way he was talking to me you'd think I'd been running over grannies. He was a fucking cunt. $120 fine and 1 point. I told him I was not aware that you could only be in the right lane for overtaking, and that I'd moved out of his way as he seemed rto be in a hurry. he just continued to talk down to me like i was a piece of shit
another time i crossed a road before the light went green (walking)
later fown the road I was accosted by 6 'Public Order Response' (basically the riot squad that patrol melbourne on a weekend and make sure noone is doing dodgy shit)
it took 6 of these heavily armed cops in full riot gear to book me for jaywalking. i was laughing at them about it "guys its taking 6 of you to book me, come on this is bullshit" which made them threaten to lock me up for drunk & disorderly
my ex-flatmate got maced by a cop at point blank range while he was in his car, working, (suit & tie job, he values properties) because he was parked ina no standing zone, the cop tried to talk him into getting in a fight with him, which my mate refused, th cop got more and more worked up eventually macing him.
i could go on, but i'd be here all day
|
Beanz



Registered: 08/01/07
Posts: 668
Loc: dirty south
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19033575 - 10/25/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Your sure too make a few enemies that you probably don't wanna have
|
Uzziel
O_o


Registered: 12/30/10
Posts: 11,689
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19033598 - 10/25/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
indica said: I especially don't get the "yes sir, no sir" thing you guys do in America. Where you treat cops like a fucking drill sargent. It's depressing to see people lower them selves to snivelling wimps in front of a cop. I never address any police officer with any wimpy "yes sir" or anyhing like that, I talk to them as equals. They are not better than me, they have done nothing to command my respct. They are suposed to PROTECT AND SERVE which they never really do anyway, they stand to protect and serve the capitalist system and mae sure you don't get in the way of business.
The US supreme court already ruled that the police aren't here to protect and serve the citizens. Don't know what its like for the rest of the world
I'm way too drunk to search this shit, but I'm sure someone else can find it pretty easily or prove me wrong, I dunno.
I've met a lot of cool cops though, so I don't really agree with your opinion. There are however a ton of power faggot cops that seriously get a trip on making people cower and shit themselves, or even go so far as beating them/killing them.
The world is fucked and it aint just cops, im also sure it fucks with a lot of cops when they have to deal with shitheads all day long
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: Uzziel]
#19033630 - 10/25/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I think that any cop who abuses their power should be murdered in the most horible fashion, tortured slowly. because they're put in a osition of power where they are supposed to look out for people, once that right is abused they deserve the worst punishment, on par with pedophiles
|
InfiniteToker
Devourer of Chicken Wings



Registered: 06/22/13
Posts: 1,724
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 1 month, 5 days
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19033735 - 10/25/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Becoming a Cop -you fucking snorting lines? Most are fucking losers usually out of their minds Abusing their power and enforcing bumfuck laws Keeping a brother down, arrest people for any unjust cause And god forbid you got a little smoke They say you was dealing worse shit- then they proceed to plant the coke I know I don't know you but rethink your life bloke Don't ever become a Pig- that's a fucked up joke...
FUCK THE COPS
--------------------
"I'm chilling in a room with a view, there's always room for improvement; so i grab my coat and go and prove it"-Method Man
|
Shroomey Toons
Shh I farted



Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 616
Loc: Planet Earf
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
|
|
I called direct tv once and talked to some asshole, I could tell he was jock in high school, a real dumbass, he stank of ignorance
FUCK DIRECT TV
--------------------
|
fapjack
Title



Registered: 07/26/07
Posts: 16,574
Loc: Central New Jersey
Last seen: 3 years, 10 months
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19033923 - 10/26/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
indica said: I think that any cop who abuses their power should be murdered in the most horible fashion, tortured slowly. because they're put in a osition of power where they are supposed to look out for people, once that right is abused they deserve the worst punishment, on par with pedophiles
Your standards for humanity are entirely unrealistic. Its a job shitty people go for, torturing them won't solve any problems. A lot of drug dealers share the same lack of compassion and only choose that profession because its a lot more realistic. Also, I take offense to the last part...
--------------------
|
indica


Registered: 08/17/05
Posts: 18,905
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: fapjack]
#19037709 - 10/26/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I couldn't really care if you take offence to the last part. I'm of firm belief that if a police officer abuses their position of trust then they should be punished the same as pedophiles. They've been given privelages and totally abuse them to fuck normal people in the ass
|
InfiniteToker
Devourer of Chicken Wings



Registered: 06/22/13
Posts: 1,724
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 1 month, 5 days
|
Re: Becoming a police officer. [Re: indica]
#19039467 - 10/27/13 06:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Without getting into the story I was called motherfucker repeatedly by a cop last month and was literally taunted with the premise of jail before i was taken there. As I was placed in the car the officer remarked how he wanted to throw me in car and take me to jail since he arrived on scene. fuck all cops.
My cousin got invited by a cop buddy to play poker with him and his cop friends plus...wait for it.......his lawyer friends too. At every level the cops, judges and lawyers are all buddies. there is no such thing as fair or free or anything else.
It's an illusion. Rich men and women made laws so that they can protect themselves and their property. these people allow us certain liberties to avoid revolution. British rule and tyranny were never defeated. Fascism won when Nazi Socialism lost. we are supposed to be a republic and not a democracy. the word is fake. wake up people.
--------------------
"I'm chilling in a room with a view, there's always room for improvement; so i grab my coat and go and prove it"-Method Man
|
|