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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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All that to count mycotopia bridget whatface
#19025747 - 10/24/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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See, after I was inoculated with the most recent strain of human flu, I was sent away to a quaint place in the woods. The cabin in the woods most recently was where I received triple cunnilingus from a two headed boar, but I then broke up with my wives. Despite my lack of effort, I always bring in a large profit from dealing illegal weaponry. Sometimes, I pleasure myself with roman candles and snort jenkem through 1000 dollar bills. A photograph of the following is included below.

See, even though I stopped watching transformers after the sixth release, I still would fap wildly to where the wild things are. Magic truffle delight, lard, bacon, and big black dildos were a plague upon my life. I fought wildly, brazenly resisting the forces of communism, but I couldn't survive. The socialists sexted me and while I was initially happy with the results, I later cried myself awake at day. Suffering daymares constantly, I was prescribed adderal to help me sleep, but alas, it did not work. Now I write to you from the psychiatric ward of my ballsack. I am planning to graduate as a super astronaut major from the community college upstairs, but now I must go downstairs a quarter dozen flights and fix the Slurpee machine.
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Re: All that to count mycotopia bridget whatface [Re: Synthe] 2
#19026007 - 10/24/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh wow ur melting so hard
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: All that to count mycotopia bridget whatface [Re: Sheekle]
#19026314 - 10/24/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you know that fresh lard is an important component in the manufacturing of industrial dildos? Every time your fragile rectum is suddenly penetrated, you're taking the spirit of the boar within you. A noble effort indeed! I am but a lucky son of swine to not suffer the hardships of pleasure on a daily basis.
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Re: All that to count mycotopia bridget whatface [Re: Synthe]
#19026334 - 10/24/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: All that to count mycotopia bridget whatface [Re: barong]
#19027104 - 10/24/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Murder who shamed a game on a bigga is more racist then the following: for one to thug and buzz one must drug his cuz. To intoxicate ones own cousin, the following are required: 3x Robitussin tablets, 500000mg, large quantity of GHB. To ingest the following, please plug them up uranus and practice asstronomy of the second degree. A PhD wil increase a potato's chances at self-consumption. I still cannot see my lower back without bending over and I still eat fried wabbit. She lifted her face off of the ground and haphazardly stumbled into the house. Shroomerites tend to shroom.
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