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OrgoneConclusion
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When I die I will go to heaven because I am so awesome.
First thing I will do is see my dead relatives. Not sure how I will recognize them as they will have no body, no voice or anything that I can compare to. My eyes will have decomposed so that I cannot see them if they were there. My memory stored in my brain cells will also be gone and thus the concept of relatives and my ability to process any sort of information. I will also not have a body, be a male, be able to play my piano or my sports, fall in love, have sex, write posts or get high. I will not have chemical-based emotions, thoughts nor anything else I consider as me, yet 'I' will be somewhere.
Can a part of me, that is totally hidden from 'me' still be 'me'? How does this work?
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NetDiver
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Mmmm, that non-physical plane in which we still have our physical bodies. 
All the Christians I've asked about this say that there won't be any of those carnal pleasures associated with the flesh, but rather heaven will just be oneness with god and praising him forever.
Sounds like the most boring eternity ever. Sign me up for hell, please.
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OrgoneConclusion
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How do I get to heaven?
Christian 1: By the sheer grace of God. You are pre-chosen and have no say in the matter.
Christian 2: By your works and obeying The Commandments (all 713 or them).
Christian 3: Not by your works, but by accepting Jesus as your personal savior.
Muslim 1: By killing infidels.
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OrgoneConclusion
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OC: Hey SD, what you wanna do today?
SD: Well OC, from 8AM to 3PM we have to sing Hallelujah just like we did every single fucking day for the last 1,268,421,743 years. Then we get to take a smoke break and maybe sneak in a hand of poker, then back to choir practice and reciting Psalms until lights out at 9PM.
OC: Are you sure we are not in the Other Place?
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I think Christians and Muslims believe in the resurrection on judgement day. All the zombies come out of the ground, and then are assigned to heaven or hell.
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OrgoneConclusion said: When I die I will go to heaven because I am so awesome.
First thing I will do is see my dead relatives. Not sure how I will recognize them as they will have no body, no voice or anything that I can compare to. My eyes will have decomposed so that I cannot see them if they were there. My memory stored in my brain cells will also be gone and thus the concept of relatives and my ability to process any sort of information. I will also not have a body, be a male, be able to play my piano or my sports, fall in love, have sex, write posts or get high. I will not have chemical-based emotions, thoughts nor anything else I consider as me, yet 'I' will be somewhere.
Can a part of me, that is totally hidden from 'me' still be 'me'? How does this work?
I would look into astral projection and the 4th dimension. What Christians call heaven seems to be what many people describe when they astrally project to the 4th dimension.
Assuming all those people who wrote those things weren't lying to themselves and/or the world...
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NetDiver
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The fourth dimension is time, man. We're all travelling through it at exactly 1 second per second.
Really though, how are people "seeing" anything when they astral project, if they're not using their physical eyes?
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LunarEclipse
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Fierce Deity said:
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OrgoneConclusion said: When I die I will go to heaven because I am so awesome.
First thing I will do is see my dead relatives. Not sure how I will recognize them as they will have no body, no voice or anything that I can compare to. My eyes will have decomposed so that I cannot see them if they were there. My memory stored in my brain cells will also be gone and thus the concept of relatives and my ability to process any sort of information. I will also not have a body, be a male, be able to play my piano or my sports, fall in love, have sex, write posts or get high. I will not have chemical-based emotions, thoughts nor anything else I consider as me, yet 'I' will be somewhere.
Can a part of me, that is totally hidden from 'me' still be 'me'? How does this work?
I think you should get cremated, just to be sure.
Face The Fire
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Well when I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell, cuz Im a piece of shit it aint hard to fucking tell!
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LunarEclipse
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LysergicX7 said: Well when I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell, cuz Im a piece of shit it aint hard to fucking tell!
You are dead. Your body is dissolving. Your mind is free. Who would pay for that waste of space! Tell me!
What do you see? What do you see?
Hush.....
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