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fapjack
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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: koods]
#19022204 - 10/23/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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He could have said he was in the same hospital with her in Philly and met her outside smoking a cigarette. He could have made up whatever he wanted to, most people here would have believed that.
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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: fapjack] 1
#19022221 - 10/23/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wait so this was all an elaborate ruse?
Grounds for an immediate ban. I expressed sympathy waste of everyone's time. Negative shrooms for puppet op.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: fapjack]
#19022233 - 10/23/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Would have been better if you just stopped posting entirely, made a new account and bumped it a year later with some crazy fucked up story. You had a golden troll going and you just blew your load before you even took your dick out.
this one would still be better
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DNKYD said: Hi everyone. So I want to share with all of you some of the things I've been working through lately for a couple reasons. One is because it's good to write things down and bounce them off other people. Another is that I made a complete ass of myself here on the Shroomery, a community I've been a part of for 8 or so years.
If you need to be caught up, try these:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16026764 http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/17269841
From what I know, I'll start at the beginning.
I was at a Grand Funk Railroad show in Detroit. I had a couple friends with me and two of us decided to take some good doses we got from a mutual friend. What I remember of the show was good. We re-dosed not long after getting to the venue so I vaguely remember most of the night.
I remember meeting someone at the show that looked out of place. He didn't look like a typical old or new hippie, and frankly didn't look like he belonged at a GFR show period. We talked a bit, then for some reason I remember we were outside the venue. He told me he knew me, all about me, and the work I had been doing for underground NWO-resistance groups (of which I'm no longer affiliated with). The conversation got deeper, and he entrusted a packet of documents to me. They weren't paper and they really didn't look anything of this world. Kind of like transparencies for an overhead projector, but more substantial. The writing wasn't English, but in my psychedelic state they could have been Klingon for all I know.
Then came the antibiotics I needed to take in order to possess the documents and not be "infected by reptilian DNA". I had that bottle for about 4 months before another bottle was shipped to me (this is why I think this person was close to me, because they had my address and knew so much about me.) The pills were actually LSD and a few other chemicals that a lab hasn't been able to determine. My money is on RC's.
The next few months are a haze. It's coming in bits and pieces through my therapy. I'm going 6 times a week now, and on anti-psychotics under orders from my therapists.
I remember stopping the "antibiotics" sometime in January and experiencing a complete break from reality (as if the previous months were any different). Luckily I was around a few very close friends at the time who helped me through and got me some professional help. My best friend in the world had me on pretty much 24 hour watch at her house. Every day was a blur of paranoia, cold sweats, visual and auditory hallucinations, and violent nightmares. I remember things gradually getting a little better, and then in February she woke up to find me having a massive seizure on the living room floor, foaming at the mouth, pissed and shit my pants. It wasn't pretty from what she told me. I was transported to the hospital and put under suicide watch (even though I never tried to harm myself).
About a week or so later I was released from the hospital under her supervision and have been piecing the rest together with my therapists. The drugs they have me on aren't fun. The damage to my brain may or may not be permanent, although I do feel my intellectual capacity has been diminished and my motor skills aren't as sharp as they once were. The sparkle of hope that hallucinogens once gave me is now the polar opposite, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to experience psychedelics and their benefits again.
I'll keep everyone updated if I can ever figure out the hazy parts of the past year. One thing I can say for certain is I'm immeasurably ashamed for getting myself into something like this. Past pursuits were abandoned and things I once loved to do hardly bring me joy. But, I will persevere and hopefully become the man I once knew.
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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: fapjack]
#19022237 - 10/23/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: He could have said he was in the same hospital with her in Philly and met her outside smoking a cigarette. He could have made up whatever he wanted to, most people here would have believed that.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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claraclairvoyant
well oiled machine



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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding] 2
#19022439 - 10/23/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: dude, i write stories... i have 100s of them. so i found a different way of telling it. the fuck. sorry for being creative...
your stories suck
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koods
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: claraclairvoyant] 2
#19022469 - 10/23/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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claraclairvoyant said:
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Not Responding said: dude, i write stories... i have 100s of them. so i found a different way of telling it. the fuck. sorry for being creative...
your stories suck
The problem with his story is the protagonist is totally unlikable.
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Shroomey Toons
Shh I farted



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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: claraclairvoyant]
#19022472 - 10/23/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That was fun, you sly bastard, you

Although I must admit my red flag went up when I read the shitter story a while back
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Set
candy colored clown


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Not Responding]
#19022513 - 10/23/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: to be fair... i was only trying to get people in the halloween spirit.
You suck at Halloween.
You're a halloweenie and I will smash your pumpkin.
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Cactilove
Controversial Mystic


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Enjoywho]
#19022622 - 10/23/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Certainly wasn't a waste of my time. Though, I really wish he would have kept it going. Then it would have been even more entertaining. You could have gotten way into that shit dude, make up for an injection sight, costumes, all sorts of crazy fucked up shit. DAMNIT MAN!
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EdibleStereos
Healthy Body, Sick Mind


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Cactilove] 2
#19022821 - 10/23/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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surprised anyone believed this guy with all the shit he posts.
It did provide me with some entertainment though.
The pics were bad.
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EdibleStereos
Healthy Body, Sick Mind


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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: hidenseek1]
#19022825 - 10/23/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: time for a celebration
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
I chuckled.
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niteman

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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: EdibleStereos]
#19022906 - 10/23/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I knew this had to be fake but I'm kind of sad you didn't become AIDS man
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zZZz
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: EdibleStereos]
#19022914 - 10/23/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i faked my sympathy
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niteman

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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: zZZz]
#19022946 - 10/23/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol I haven't checked this thread out again til now and I'm I'm reading some of the previous posts and everyone was asking him to post pictures. Then someone wanted to call the hospital or something . He was an idiot for posting it but people got sucked into it
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding]
#19023013 - 10/24/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: I think OP should have kept going along with it, and then bail on his account for like a month. Now that woulda been epic.
Kind of like the "it's 5am and my girlfriend isn't home thread" but nothing could compare to that awesomeness
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fapjack said: Would have been better if you just stopped posting entirely, made a new account and bumped it a year later with some crazy fucked up story. You had a golden troll going and you just blew your load before you even took your dick out.
Quoted for truth, this thread had the potential to be one of the most epic threads on the shroomery, It could've been up there with Scared to death!!(Fertilizing frog eggs with human semen) or even 5 am and my girlfriend is not home yet...
I am disappointed in how this turned out.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: fapjack]
#19024048 - 10/24/13 05:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Why would you question what a doctor is doing to you? You go to the hospital cause you don't know how to take care of a problem. Who second guesses doctors?
I do, I want to kno what they're giving me and why, if I'm there for a broken bone I want to know why I'm getting a shot for an infection
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zZZz
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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19024050 - 10/24/13 05:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yea this story could serve as a lesson for future doctor visits. Always ask questions and for credentials.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: zZZz]
#19024108 - 10/24/13 06:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP is going on ignore indefinately.
He has too many mental illnesses.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19024156 - 10/24/13 06:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: OP is going on ignore indefinately.
He has too many mental illnesses.
Chill your beans. People don't like being made a fool of, eh?
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Rockhound
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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19024160 - 10/24/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Op disguises his paranoid delusions as creative writing.
-------------------- Rocks speak to me, and tell me this: The Hell Creek formation is a gigantic slab of rocks that covers several western states. It contains an account of the dinosaurs' demise. In the late Cretaceous period, the first Cannabis species appear, and soon after, all the non-bird dinosaurs disappeared. Obviously, marihuana killed the dinosaurs. That giant meteor that smacked the yucatan peninsula right afterwards, coincidence.
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