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Anonymous #27

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #18975789 - 10/14/13 09:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ive done this a few times

it grows so much around here that i dont even take it out of someones yard

i just take it off the side of the road

no one cares


i might even replant cuttings


deal with it you jealous fucks


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Anonymous #28

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #19020150 - 10/23/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't care too much that you stole someone's cactus as it would be very hypocritical of me to scold you.  However, I would have literally got a hard on if I saw some douchebags yielding a machete and knives on my property as I literally would have mowed you down with my AR and been completely justified.  Would have been stupid as hell to die over a fukin cactus.


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Anonymous #27

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19021182 - 10/23/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so you would kill someone for cutting a plant down in your yard


intense



looks like your just looking for a reason to use the gun


you are a sick person


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Anonymous #17

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #27] * 1
    #19022426 - 10/23/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #27 said:
so you would kill someone for cutting a plant down in your yard


intense



looks like your just looking for a reason to use the gun


you are a sick person



So you're telling me you wouldnt shoot at a group of people running towards your house at night holding a giant knife


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Anonymous #11

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19022554 - 10/23/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wouldn't get a hard on because "I'm finally going to get to shoot someone".. If I felt that me or my family were in danger, I'd fire off a warning shot and if they kept charging, yeah I'd probably shoot them.

28's attitude towards the situation is disturbing.


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Anonymous #29

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19023300 - 10/24/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was literally going to post a similar thread and found this. Ha.

I've stolen small cuttings of cacti from many a store. All of those asset protection guys have their cameras pointed toward the electronics section. Nobody even seems to think someone would steal a plant. I've done it in plain view of employees and the don't give a fuck. 

Once my girlfriend and I thought it would be fun to start a succulent garden. So we stuffed our pockets full of sedums and echeveria and such from several stores. It was great fun and the pot was overflowing with attractive plants.

I've also done some stealing of cacti from my town. Sometimes I got permission, but usually I just took what I wanted. Nothing hallucinagenic. Just prickly pears and such to use for grafting.
So I don't really feel like a jerk for taking a cutting every now and then.


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Anonymous #28

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #19024293 - 10/24/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #27 said:
so you would kill someone for cutting a plant down in your yard


intense



looks like your just looking for a reason to use the gun


you are a sick person





Yeah because I would automatically assume multiple people weilding machetes and knives approaching my property are just there to steal my plants and not cause me or my family very real danger.  While you are firing your warning shots, I'll be shooting at the maniacs with machetes.


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Anonymous #11

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19024740 - 10/24/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And apparently getting a hard a on because you finally get to shoot someone.


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Anonymous #28

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
    #19027869 - 10/24/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
And apparently getting a hard a on because you finally get to shoot someone.




Yes.  Stop being a faggot.  And why are you putting in quotes something that was never said, making it seem like I said it?  Very dishonest of you.  I would probably shoot you too for this transgression, as well.


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Anonymous #11

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19028636 - 10/24/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The part in quotes is the mentality you're giving off..

You're just waiting for an excuse to shoot someone, that says a lot about you as a person. The only thing holding you back from killing someone is the law? That's fucked up.

If this isn't your mentality, then why would you get a hard on at the sight of a bunch of people in your yard with machetes which you said would legally justify you shooting them?


Edited by Anonymous (10/24/13 10:20 PM)


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Anonymous #27

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19030538 - 10/25/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

28 you are fucked up

getting a boner from killing someone...


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Anonymous #10

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #19030834 - 10/25/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Bad vibes in here bros, killing n mschetes and shit


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Anonymous #2

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19030854 - 10/25/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #28 said:And why are you putting in quotes something that was never said, making it seem like I said it?  Very dishonest of you.  I would probably shoot you too for this transgression, as well.




You clearly stated that it would give you a hard on to have a chance to shoot someone......

Quote:

Anonymous #28 said:I would have literally got a hard on if I saw some douchebags yielding a machete and knives on my property as I literally would have mowed you down with my AR and been completely justified. 




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Anonymous #27

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19030862 - 10/25/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Anonymous #30

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #28] * 1
    #19032925 - 10/25/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #28 said:
I don't care too much that you stole someone's cactus as it would be very hypocritical of me to scold you.  However, I would have literally got a hard on if I saw some douchebags yielding a machete and knives on my property as I literally would have mowed you down with my AR and been completely justified.  Would have been stupid as hell to die over a fukin cactus.






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Anonymous #28

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #19035342 - 10/26/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #28 said:
I don't care too much that you stole someone's cactus as it would be very hypocritical of me to scold you.  However, I would have literally got a hard on if I saw some douchebags yielding a machete and knives on my property as I literally would have mowed you down with my AR and been completely justified.  Would have been stupid as hell to die over a fukin cactus.










Do you have this months issue?


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Anonymous #30

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19038399 - 10/26/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This months issue of Internet Tough Guy Quarterly is currently in the final editing process...they just need to get a picture of you with your AR looking all badass so they can use it for the cover graphic.

Can you send them one so they can get the issue completed?

Thank you for your cooperation.


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Anonymous #28

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #19038680 - 10/26/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
This months issue of Internet Tough Guy Quarterly is currently in the final editing process...they just need to get a picture of you with your AR looking all badass so they can use it for the cover graphic.

Can you send them one so they can get the issue completed?

Thank you for your cooperation.




Can I just give it to your disgusting whore mother before she leaves my house.  You know, since she sucks my gigantic penis and all. 

Let me know sweet pea!  :wooyeah:


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Anonymous #11

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19038830 - 10/27/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You're supposed to be 18 to sign up here..


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Anonymous #31

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19040373 - 10/27/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)


My first plant I ever grew was stolen from me.
The damn idiots uprooted it before it was even ready .
Fucking hairs were still white ... :cryariver:
Stealing is bad m'kay


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