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Assfire.
    #19021721 - 10/23/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What causes Assfire?  Everytime I shit recently it feels like someone is shooting a blowtorch out my asshole. :smirk:


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Re: Assfire. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19021743 - 10/23/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Capsaicin.


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Re: Assfire. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19021755 - 10/23/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

hemorrhoids perhaps? They do that to me
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Re: Assfire. [Re: mikeisapro]
    #19021762 - 10/23/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

hemorrhoids duh??

pretty soon youll be shitting blood:eek:


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Re: Assfire. [Re: Doctor Sponge] * 2
    #19021809 - 10/23/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

stop taking it dry all the time


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: dontknow]
    #19021886 - 10/23/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Crohn's disease

  really look into your diet.
If im stressed like really fucking stressed when I poo its like tawana mexico on a sunday morning .


Also if you recently let a hooker fuck you in the arse with a used strap on. But thats the subject of a different thread. This thread is sorta shitty.

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Re: Ass fire. [Re: trekie]
    #19021987 - 10/23/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it's me! (: :firecum:


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19022010 - 10/23/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Don't happen to eat a lot of jalapenos do you? They do it sometimes and it burns like a bitch. And every wipe leaves you in agony like you're wiping feces of raw and tender skin


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19022078 - 10/23/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Don't happen to eat a lot of jalapenos do you? They do it sometimes and it burns like a bitch. And every wipe leaves you in agony like you're wiping feces of raw and tender skin



See

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Capsaicin




Try getting capsaicin on your dick. Ouch.

I once ate an habanero and scratched my dick afterward... it was so intense I had to pull off the road or I would have definitely been in an accident.


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: mikeisapro]
    #19022094 - 10/23/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

JacksonMetaller said:
Don't happen to eat a lot of jalapenos do you? They do it sometimes and it burns like a bitch. And every wipe leaves you in agony like you're wiping feces of raw and tender skin



See

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Capsaicin




Try getting capsaicin on your dick. Ouch.

I once ate an habanero and scratched my dick afterward... it was so intense I had to pull off the road or I would have definitely been in an accident.




So you were driving with no pants on while eating peppers?


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19022107 - 10/23/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I forgot, it wasn't a scratch. I got out of the car to piss on the side of the road actually.

But I have scratched myself and spread hot oil from scratching as well. Capsaicin burns the face and genitals the most. I've eaten more peppers than anybody I know, so I am very familiar with their pseudo-burn.


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: mikeisapro]
    #19022389 - 10/23/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

^ been there
I was cooking fajitas when cutting jalapenos and habaneros i had to go piss didnt wash my hands till afterwards about 3 minutes later i was on fire hurt so bad it took me another 20mins to figure out what happened


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: mikeisapro]
    #19022401 - 10/23/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I find it strange that you have such knowledge on touching your penis with hot pepper covered hands.


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: Chowder963]
    #19026430 - 10/24/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ive gotten tear gas on my nuts before..that was fucking painful:eek:


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: Chowder963]
    #19026449 - 10/24/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)


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I find it strange that you have such knowledge on touching your penis with hot pepper covered hands.



I've probably eaten 100 habaneros, 200 jalapenos, 50 tabasco peppers, 200 cayenne peppers, and tons of ghost pepper, tapatio, and mexican habanero sauce.

It happens.


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: mikeisapro]
    #19026510 - 10/24/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

one time i touched a bottle of insanity sauce, and it got on my hands. I then wiped my face, and
eyes. oh my god my face, and eyes were bruning like a motherfucker for a good 30minutes.


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19026515 - 10/24/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

conservatism


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: Legend]
    #19026517 - 10/24/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yep, face and genitals are the worst place to get the shit. :yesnod:


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: mikeisapro]
    #19026519 - 10/24/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I also find it strange you know how many peppers you've eaten and even know the different amount you've eaten for each kind.


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Re: Ass fire. [Re: Chowder963]
    #19026525 - 10/24/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've grown a lot of pepper plants. :shrug:


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