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starfire_xes
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Assfire.
#19021721 - 10/23/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What causes Assfire? Everytime I shit recently it feels like someone is shooting a blowtorch out my asshole.
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mikeisapro
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Capsaicin.
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xpl0de
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hemorrhoids perhaps? They do that to me
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hemorrhoids duh??
pretty soon youll be shitting blood
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dontknow
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stop taking it dry all the time
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trekie
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Crohn's disease
really look into your diet. If im stressed like really fucking stressed when I poo its like tawana mexico on a sunday morning .
Also if you recently let a hooker fuck you in the arse with a used strap on. But thats the subject of a different thread. This thread is sorta shitty.
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Re: Ass fire. [Re: trekie]
#19021987 - 10/23/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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it's me! (:
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JacksonMetaller
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Don't happen to eat a lot of jalapenos do you? They do it sometimes and it burns like a bitch. And every wipe leaves you in agony like you're wiping feces of raw and tender skin
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mikeisapro
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JacksonMetaller said: Don't happen to eat a lot of jalapenos do you? They do it sometimes and it burns like a bitch. And every wipe leaves you in agony like you're wiping feces of raw and tender skin
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Capsaicin
Try getting capsaicin on your dick. Ouch.
I once ate an habanero and scratched my dick afterward... it was so intense I had to pull off the road or I would have definitely been in an accident.
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VivaLaMushie
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Quote:
mikeisapro said:
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JacksonMetaller said: Don't happen to eat a lot of jalapenos do you? They do it sometimes and it burns like a bitch. And every wipe leaves you in agony like you're wiping feces of raw and tender skin
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Capsaicin
Try getting capsaicin on your dick. Ouch.
I once ate an habanero and scratched my dick afterward... it was so intense I had to pull off the road or I would have definitely been in an accident.
So you were driving with no pants on while eating peppers?
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mikeisapro
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Yeah I forgot, it wasn't a scratch. I got out of the car to piss on the side of the road actually.
But I have scratched myself and spread hot oil from scratching as well. Capsaicin burns the face and genitals the most. I've eaten more peppers than anybody I know, so I am very familiar with their pseudo-burn.
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ImFukNCLUELESS
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^ been there I was cooking fajitas when cutting jalapenos and habaneros i had to go piss didnt wash my hands till afterwards about 3 minutes later i was on fire hurt so bad it took me another 20mins to figure out what happened
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Chowder963
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I find it strange that you have such knowledge on touching your penis with hot pepper covered hands.
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Doctor Sponge
He's off on a tangent



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ive gotten tear gas on my nuts before..that was fucking painful
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mikeisapro
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Chowder963 said: I find it strange that you have such knowledge on touching your penis with hot pepper covered hands.
I've probably eaten 100 habaneros, 200 jalapenos, 50 tabasco peppers, 200 cayenne peppers, and tons of ghost pepper, tapatio, and mexican habanero sauce.
It happens.
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one time i touched a bottle of insanity sauce, and it got on my hands. I then wiped my face, and eyes. oh my god my face, and eyes were bruning like a motherfucker for a good 30minutes.
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conservatism
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mikeisapro
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Re: Ass fire. [Re: Legend]
#19026517 - 10/24/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yep, face and genitals are the worst place to get the shit.
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Chowder963
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I also find it strange you know how many peppers you've eaten and even know the different amount you've eaten for each kind.
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mikeisapro
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I've grown a lot of pepper plants.
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