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so I met a girl (Edit Update 10/28)
    #19020653 - 10/23/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The dread head red head bailed on me. Who knows what the story is with her but anyway.

I met this girl briefly and we clicked immediately.  We have been texting and chatting for a couple days now. We made plans to go to a Halloween costume party on Saturday.

What should I dress up as?

I need ideas.

Here's a pic of me for reference


And I know how you fools work so if you want a pic of her ill upload a pic of her for you pervs








UPDATE ON PAGE FIVE I BELIEVE (well page five if you have 20 posts per page)


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Edited by fee (10/28/13 08:52 AM)


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020666 - 10/23/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

pretend to be zeus u have that look


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020667 - 10/23/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

bohdi from point break man..

nail that shit.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19020701 - 10/23/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You guys gunna share a theme? Or both just were whatever?


Edited by Dudits (10/23/13 05:55 PM)


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Dudits]
    #19020713 - 10/23/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She's dressing as a cat. A sexy one of course. How am I suppose to match that theme lol


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19020714 - 10/23/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

pics plz


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020718 - 10/23/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

be zeus all masculine and manly u'll be the ying 2 her yang


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Sheekle]
    #19020744 - 10/23/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What about one of the gay guys who did the circus. Siegfried and Roy, be the one that got mauled by the tiger, you could put claw marks across your face of something.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Dudits]
    #19020753 - 10/23/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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What about one of the gay guys who did the circus. Siegfried and Roy, be the one that got mauled by the tiger, you could put claw marks across your face of something.



:hahyeahwoo: I seriously laughed out loud


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Dudits]
    #19020761 - 10/23/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Dudits said:
What about one of the gay guys who did the circus. Siegfried and Roy, be the one that got mauled by the tiger, you could put claw marks across your face of something.





Now that's an idea


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020780 - 10/23/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

until everybody at the party thinks yoru gay


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Anonamoose]
    #19020789 - 10/23/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey there you said if us pervs wanted a pic, you'd provide.
Where's it at?


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Anonamoose]
    #19020800 - 10/23/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This is true.

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
pics plz





Quote:

Anonamoose said:
Hey there you said if us pervs wanted a pic, you'd provide.
Where's it at?




And of course my ex stalks my posts and is the first and only one to ask for pics of her.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Anonamoose]
    #19020802 - 10/23/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19020833 - 10/23/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rackem said:
until everybody at the party thinks yoru gay



Of course he would look gay, that's the best part, dressed up like you just left the gay disco. That would be hella funny, chicks would love it.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Dudits]
    #19020836 - 10/23/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

but for reals though u got hair like tthat u can do quite a bit man come on be creative


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee] * 1
    #19020837 - 10/23/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
This is true.

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
pics plz





Quote:

Anonamoose said:
Hey there you said if us pervs wanted a pic, you'd provide.
Where's it at?




And of course my ex stalks my posts and is the first and only one to ask for pics of her.



:lolsy:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020854 - 10/23/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Are you gonna go buy a costume or make one yourself :lol:?


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020858 - 10/23/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
This is true.

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
pics plz





Quote:

Anonamoose said:
Hey there you said if us pervs wanted a pic, you'd provide.
Where's it at?




And of course my ex stalks my posts and is the first and only one to ask for pics of her.



show your ex u took a step up make her jelous yo


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Anonamoose] * 4
    #19020859 - 10/23/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Here you go ex gf stalker, you can see who I am dating now. I hope this makes you sleep better at night.



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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19020865 - 10/23/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
Are you gonna go buy a costume or make one yourself :lol:?





I forgot people actually buy costumes.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020870 - 10/23/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
She's dressing as a cat. A sexy one of course. How am I suppose to match that theme lol



Animal control officer.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: The Phleg]
    #19020875 - 10/23/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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pyrate999 said:
Quote:

fee said:
She's dressing as a cat. A sexy one of course. How am I suppose to match that theme lol



Animal control officer.





Damn that is perfect


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: The Phleg]
    #19020881 - 10/23/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

now we need a picture of the ex to make sure you didnt make a lateral move.

its in your best interest.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: The Phleg]
    #19020884 - 10/23/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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pyrate999 said:
Quote:

fee said:
She's dressing as a cat. A sexy one of course. How am I suppose to match that theme lol



Animal control officer.



oh shit that's a good one


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Sheekle]
    #19020891 - 10/23/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Gotta keep dat pussy in check.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19020895 - 10/23/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
now we need a picture of the ex to make sure you didnt make a lateral move.

its in your best interest.





Ask anonamoose to post one. Im not going to post a pic of her on here


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19020896 - 10/23/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rackem said:
now we need a picture of the ex to make sure you didnt make a lateral move.

its in your best interest.




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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020898 - 10/23/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh my god she's beautiful. Nothing more to say.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee] * 1
    #19020909 - 10/23/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She looks old.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #19020916 - 10/23/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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She looks old.





:ilold:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19020926 - 10/23/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

Anonamoose said:
She looks old.





:ilold:



of course thats all the ex can say

She is two years younger than me

And I think im going to do the animal control officer costume


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020930 - 10/23/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lowfive:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #19020934 - 10/23/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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She looks old.



is that jealousy I smell :rolleyes:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19020941 - 10/23/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well she looks 4 years older than you.
I'm not jealous, just honest.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #19020942 - 10/23/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ron jeremy.  there is no reason to not go as ron jeremy.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #19020947 - 10/23/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
Quote:

Anonamoose said:
She looks old.



is that jealousy I smell :rolleyes:





Its quite the pungent smell


And trust me she looks like she is 25


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020953 - 10/23/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
Quote:

Anonamoose said:
She looks old.



is that jealousy I smell :rolleyes:





Its quite the pungent smell


And trust me she looks like she is 25




You can tell yourself that... but from those pics, no.

I am outta here, got an assignment to do.

Have fun!!! :smile:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020954 - 10/23/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Either way, nothing wrong with older women. :naughty:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020960 - 10/23/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
Here you go ex gf stalker, you can see who I am dating now. I hope this makes you sleep better at night.





niiiiice u gunna give her your peter lol


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: cheshirect666]
    #19020969 - 10/23/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well now time for mouses pics..

compare and contrast needed.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19020983 - 10/23/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can get banned if I post a pic of her


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020992 - 10/23/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thats true.

worth a shot though. :lol:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19020998 - 10/23/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If someone anonymously sent me a pic of fees ex I would post it.


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    #19021000 - 10/23/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

and you wouldnt even have to send it to me anonymously


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19021005 - 10/23/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:

people here do have pics of her so...


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19021009 - 10/23/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

she's a definite shiksa.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Anonamoose]
    #19021019 - 10/23/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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She looks old.



you look jealous, that girl is cute as hell


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    #19021024 - 10/23/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"she looks old" :lol: hahahaha she looks fucking hot, dork!1


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19021434 - 10/23/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You would be a perfect cave man with a club and everything. Best of luck man and party hard. The beastie boys fought for that right. Just saying


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19021683 - 10/23/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The dread head red head bailed on me. Who knows what the story is with her but anyway.

I met this girl briefly and we clicked immediately.  We have been texting and chatting for a couple days now. We made plans to go to a Halloween costume party on Saturday.

What should I dress up as?

I need ideas.

Here's a pic of me for reference


And I know how you fools work so if you want a pic of her ill upload a pic of her for you pervs




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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19021704 - 10/23/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im stealing my sisters witch costume for freaknight in downtown seattle.

Gonna white out my face and black out my eyes. add an x and o on each cheek (did this last year and got so many kisses and hugs) and got my shit on lock for this 2 day festie halloween weekend. :datass:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19021705 - 10/23/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You look kinda like the green power ranger in the original series IMO.
Other ideas are just standard long-haired ones- jesus/religious, musicians.. um.. you could braid your hair and go as a rancher? Well you don't have to braid your hair, but I think you should :lol:

You could get a fancy hair-styling and go as a lady, that always cracks me up


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: pcplease]
    #19021864 - 10/23/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wasn't the green ranger black?


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19021898 - 10/23/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
wasn't the green ranger black?




:kelsoburn:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19021913 - 10/23/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
wasn't the green ranger black?




:kelsoburn:





Wait a minute, what are you guys saying?


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19021917 - 10/23/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

since she has decided to be a cat woman, the only logical thing for you to do is dress up as a bat man.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19021921 - 10/23/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
wasn't the green ranger black?




:kelsoburn:





Wait a minute, what are you guys saying?



that you're black.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19021934 - 10/23/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So that's an insult?


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19021940 - 10/23/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i dunno, the green ranger is pretty fucking fad.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19022160 - 10/23/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think you guy's must have seen some bootleg version of the Power Rangers. He was originally the red ranger, but later green and then white IIRC

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So that's an insult?




Seriously :rolleyes:




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Re: so I met a girl [Re: pcplease]
    #19022167 - 10/23/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no fucking way! that guy was the white ranger!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! so wait, they got a black by affirmative action, to fill in for the guy doing the white ranger, because the black guy couldn't possibly be the red ranger, right!? because he's the leader of the power rangers. :hillbilly:

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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19022170 - 10/23/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

After he was the green one :wink:

He had that badass dragon thing he called with his dagger


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: pcplease]
    #19022182 - 10/23/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my memories, they fail me!1  :foreheadslap:  why do i remember like a really early episode before the white ranger came along, and the black guy was the Green ranger. wtf? i am so confused.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #19022200 - 10/23/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No idea :shrug:

Writers weren't racist in the slightest :facepalm:


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    #19022201 - 10/23/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the black ranger was black, the yellow ranger was asian, the pink ranger had a vagina
of course the show was racist


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: maerigan]
    #19022207 - 10/23/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i forgot there even was a black ranger :lol: just thought it was black guy.

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No idea :shrug:

Writers weren't racist in the slightest :facepalm:



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Re: so I met a girl [Re: maerigan]
    #19022213 - 10/23/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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the black ranger was black, the yellow ranger was asian, the pink ranger had a vagina
of course the show was racist




:lol:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: maerigan]
    #19022219 - 10/23/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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maerigan said:
the black ranger was black, the yellow ranger was asian, the pink ranger had a vagina
of course the show was racist




The blue one was the nerdy/wimpy kid too. Nowhere near as tough as the red one; Politics.
But the green/white ranger was always the regulator.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19022239 - 10/23/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Something funny. Like heisenburger king, or Miley Coyote.  Streaker is always a good costume, just wear a skin suit and make a fake penis and put it on fishing string.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19022309 - 10/23/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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What should I dress up as?









that's exactly what I'd be dressing up like for halloween


I got a girl too, crazy huh?


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    #19022331 - 10/23/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The blue one was the nerdy/wimpy kid too. Nowhere near as tough as the red one; Politics.




bizzare. didn't notice that before either. :devito:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19022353 - 10/23/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

insanity.
why do I not have a girl yet?

seriously tho.
not batman, but a bat man.

no? go as your avatar and make her dress like this



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    #19022354 - 10/23/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:yaysugar:

ya, dress as a zord, fee! or no, even better yet, go as Zordon!


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19022364 - 10/23/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
What should I dress up as?









that's exactly what I'd be dressing up like for halloween


I got a girl too, crazy huh?





I think I may go as that guy in the pic


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19022373 - 10/23/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You look exactly like Shaggy from Scoobers Doobie, just go with it.


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    #19022376 - 10/23/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Scoobers Doobie :lol:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19022384 - 10/23/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

pshh forget costumes there a waste of money just go completely nude and dress you're crotch up to look like a giant mouse so that you somewhat match with her costume


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: maerigan]
    #19022450 - 10/23/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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insanity.
why do I not have a girl yet?





because you havent walked up to one, clubbed her in the head ad dragged her
into your basement like I did... she's a cutie, I hope she regains
consciousness soon because I have so much to tell her about what we're going to do

maybe I should start by asking her name


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    #19022479 - 10/23/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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fee said:
What should I dress up as?









that's exactly what I'd be dressing up like for halloween


I got a girl too, crazy huh?





I think I may go as that guy in the pic





you couldnt pull that off


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    #19022490 - 10/23/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it'd be funny if both of you dressed as cats


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    #19022559 - 10/23/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

maerigan said:
insanity.
why do I not have a girl yet?





because you havent walked up to one, clubbed her in the head ad dragged her
into your basement like I did... she's a cutie, I hope she regains
consciousness soon because I have so much to tell her about what we're going to do

maybe I should start by asking her name




good luck with that! sounds like a lucky girl.

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it'd be funny if both of you dressed as cats





this. pleeeeeeaaaase dress up as a sexy cat too. and post pics.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: maerigan]
    #19044770 - 10/28/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

DIDISCLAIMER I WROTE THIS BY SPEAKING INTO MY PHONE SO GRAMMER AND SHIT NOT MAKING SENSE I'M SURE HAPENED


I got way too busy with work and fix my car so I didn't get a costume picture of late do to me having trouble and taking longer fixing my car.

finally I Drive pick her up at her place and take the 30 minute ride to Oakland to the party. Well she only knew one person at the party the host and she hadn't seen a girl for 3 years and we didn't know anybody else. Absolutely everyone else had a costume on I was the only one that didn't hand a random lesbian came up to me said what are you supposed to babe can I go out what really and she goes no way I can get it The Big Lebowski exactly I know you're just an asshole that fucking dress up as a douche but no you actually dress up as Big Lebowski in all reality I didn't have a costume on hahahaha.


I was very responsible and only had 2 drinks over the course of five hours since I was driving but she got pretty drunk does a lease. So I start to drive her home we stop in food coconut water and a six pack of beer go back to her place hang out friggin watch a movie roll around in the sheets for hours on end only to find out she's on her period.

of course my response to that was your two other holes are bleeding lol. She's a good sport. we do everything sort of sucks she falls asleep I'm wide awake I slept 20 hours a day before. She wakes up 4 hours later got me cuddling with me and of course we get heavy.

well this girl has a huge big old nice ass and I keep commenting on grabbing it Exedra she's a little spooning me and my dick is pretty much rubbing it in her ass crack after a while of the natural frosting is pushing against her touch hole.

so I do what any good Christian would and spread those cheeks, Remer ass spending a few times and start to try to lightly push it in. But I dont want to offend her and she didn't ok this so I tell her that she needs to spit on my cock for it to work. This way she is kind of okaying it.

She does and after a fight I get it all the way in thrusting very slowly and gentle for about a minute and the look on her face was a total discomfort so I stopped because I am a gentleman even when I am DSHSB.


it all went really really well we're going to keep seeing each other and a breakfast hours later I informed her that what we did is what a group of my closest peers calls DSHSB. She inquired what it meant so I told her and her response was that since we use that we are fine scholars of exquisite poetry.


Ill update later on with a pic of her glorious big ass.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19044787 - 10/28/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Absolutely everyone else had a costume on I was the only one that didn't hand a random lesbian came up to me said what are you supposed to babe can I go out what really and she goes no way I can get it The Big Lebowski exactly I know you're just an asshole that fucking dress up as a douche but no you actually dress up as Big Lebowski in all reality I didn't have a costume on hahahaha.





wait.... what?


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: hidenseek1] * 1
    #19044805 - 10/28/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hahahaha talk to type fail


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee] * 1
    #19044817 - 10/28/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
Hahahaha talk to type fail



i figured out the jist of it.







Fee got up with girl
drove to party
he new nobody, she  knew only the host and hadnt seen her in 3 years
fee wasn't dressed up
some chick thougth he came as The Dude
Fee stayed generally sober, since he drove
his girl got drunk
they left, got grub, went to her house
to find out she was raggin'
she passed out
he wkoe up and DSHSB but stopped because she looked uncomfortable







tl;dr --- Fee = DSHSB = :highfive:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: memes]
    #19044837 - 10/28/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19044843 - 10/28/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #19045438 - 10/28/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. :lol:  you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #19045458 - 10/28/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. :lol:  you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint



guarenteed not to get her pregnant!


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: dark3st]
    #19045472 - 10/28/13 10:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:popcorn: for ass pic




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Re: so I met a girl [Re: koinkedink]
    #19045479 - 10/28/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude you'll put a cactus up a girls hole but you won't fuck a girl on her period?

son, I am disappoint. :crankey:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19045485 - 10/28/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well Fee, the whole Shroomery is disappoint. See what you did? How will you ever achieve ultimate popularity now? Seppuku seems like the only logical solution. You have dishonored your ancestors.


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    #19045511 - 10/28/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

IM SO POPULAR


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: memes]
    #19045524 - 10/28/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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memes said:
Quote:

claraclairvoyant said:
the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. :lol:  you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint



guarenteed not to get her pregnant!



that's definitely not a guarantee yo


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: Uzziel]
    #19045606 - 10/28/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

claraclairvoyant said:
the fail typing made this pretty funny to read. :lol:  you gonna let a period stop you? son i am dissapoint



Quote:

Uzziel said:
Dude you'll put a cactus up a girls hole but you won't fuck a girl on her period?

son, I am disappoint. :crankey:





Back the fuck off dawg/s

Who said this was my choice? Trust me I put forth a valiant effort but I wasn't pushy or rude as I rather enjoyed her company and wanted be to continue to see her.


You guys make me out to be a sexual deviant.

:shakeshead:


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19045719 - 10/28/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fee Dshsb then says oh fuck I'm a gentleman and stops. :lolwut:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: trekie]
    #19045738 - 10/28/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol she lets you put it in her butt on the first date and then you tell her that is what your friends refer to as drysmash her shit box? And she just laughed that off? Man this is a good woman to put up with that kind of humor, keep dating.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: V1rusH0st]
    #19045749 - 10/28/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Fee Dshsb then says oh fuck I'm a gentleman and stops. :lolwut:





She was ok at first then in complete discomfort and pain.

You may be cool with it but I'm not into hurting woman.

If I had a smaller Dick I'm sure it wouldn't matter but I know if anything as big as my Dick went in my ass especially not lubbed would rip it into a faucet of Shitty blood.

Call me compassionate :smug:


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lol she lets you put it in her butt on the first date and then you tell her that is what your friends refer to as drysmash her shit box? And she just laughed that off? Man this is a good woman to put up with that kind of humor, keep dating.





Yup. I wouldn't have told her that if I didn't think she would find it funny.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19045762 - 10/28/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: unknown1123]
    #19045771 - 10/28/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

waiting for the stalker remarks..

hopefully she found it funny enough to hang out with your ass again..

edit: said big dick, chicks always go back to big dick.

good deal.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #19045772 - 10/28/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

memes said:
guarenteed not to get her pregnant!



that's definitely not a guarantee yo




Good to know!



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Re: so I met a girl [Re: memes]
    #19045830 - 10/28/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

memes said:
guarenteed not to get her pregnant!



that's definitely not a guarantee yo




Listen to her. She's clairvoyant. More anal sex = anal pregnancy = we see you on news for medical miracle(?)


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19045876 - 10/28/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rackem said:
waiting for the stalker remarks..






I'm sure she has already has read this since she commented on the Sig thread about me and poor boy.
She made her stalking rounds and most likely is showing some maturity and has decided to refrain from making a further ass of herself in this thread.

And for that I applaud her.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: fee]
    #19045897 - 10/28/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

pull up the shoe strings and move on..

nothing more admirable than that.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: rackem]
    #19045909 - 10/28/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Can this actually end here. She has had the respect to stop posting in this thread so we should have the respect to stop talking about it.
At this point its baiting me to comment her to reply to drama that is completely unwanted.

Thanks


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: V1rusH0st]
    #19046778 - 10/28/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

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Quote:

memes said:
guarenteed not to get her pregnant!



that's definitely not a guarantee yo




Listen to her. She's clairvoyant. More anal sex = anal pregnancy = we see you on news for medical miracle(?)



we were talking about vaginal period sex


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    #19046933 - 10/28/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: so I met a girl [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #19046969 - 10/28/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

are we gonna get another :pedropussy: with the new girl


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    #19047039 - 10/28/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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are we gonna get another :pedropussy: with the new girl




We can only hope!


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