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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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OfflineEllis Dee
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To be a good parent
    #19019965 - 10/23/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What cliches are most important to repeat a lot?

If something is worth doing its worth doing right.

Don't trust boys.

Don't play in the mud.

Don't stick that in your ear.

Say please.

Thatta boy.

Thatta girl.

Go clean your room.


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Re: To be a good parent [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19019975 - 10/23/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Ellis Dee said:
What cliches are most important to repeat a lot?

If something is worth doing its worth doing right.

Don't trust boys.

Don't play in the mud.

Don't stick that in your ear.

Say please.

Thatta boy.

Thatta girl.

Go clean your room.



Drugs are bad


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Re: To be a good parent [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
    #19019993 - 10/23/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think there's any specific cliche that is important to stick too. I think the most important thing is being there with open arms for them when they need it and providing for them while keeping them in line


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Re: To be a good parent [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
    #19020001 - 10/23/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Don't ignore them/let them do anything they please, but don't spoil them and have overly high expectations either.


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Re: To be a good parent [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19020059 - 10/23/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There are certain things parents are required to do as responsible parents should. I believe there is a manual that informs you of the correct way a parent should treat a child, I'm pretty sure that my mom took a course on parenting in college. I would say they have to moderate all the childrens actions to ensure that they don't do something they wouldn't condone, for instance sometimes you will find yourself doing something you shouldn't have done, so you deserve to be punished accordingly. You would have to inflict as much terror on the person whom deserved to be obliterated, you would never wish to summon them to your aid for betraying you.

My wife is an excellent role model of how a parent should act. We have three children and are happily married, I, being such a charming fellow have taught them how to be presentable to people much more important than they. For instance when I first introduced them into a society in which they had no part in, but which, nonetheless served as a prime role on how they would have to appear to behave amid the noble characters in society. I also have, since from my grandpa I inherited a large amount of his traits, the same foundation he built his life on, I, indeed, used it to built my future foundation to enable me to revive my former spirits which have been renounced and "decayed".

For sometimes an object made produce a sensation which seems to announcing, while at the same time not announcing it itself, as if something other than the object is announcing it, will seem to represent all the aspects of being "decayed".

My wife is taking care of my child all day. She takes care of him until he has to leave because he goes out and plays in the sts with his friends. Well she sometimes won't let him play with anyone around here, she only wishes for the people she wants him to associate with, she actually will separate him from his friends in order to find someone more appropriate. The child feels that he is being forced to be friends with someone he doesn't want to be friends with, and so he may rebel against the commands she constantly enforces despite resistance. When someone comes in to ask for him she will tell him she went off with one of his friends so he doesn't think he's inside. She actually once saw that friend looking for him after he just left the house, but he missed him by a few minutes because he already left.


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Re: To be a good parent [Re: drkkenny]
    #19020095 - 10/23/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:congrats:


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Re: To be a good parent [Re: Synthe]
    #19020131 - 10/23/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

to be a good parent you need to show them these comercials, in this order


raccons



rats


hippos


dont you put it in your mouth

 
needles


drugs


crack


abusive parents


bullies


talent



stay fit


tv


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