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Almond Flour
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Growing on my own poop
#19019690 - 10/23/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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....Is it possible
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leon trout
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mainlining drano is possible, but that doesn't mean you should try it...
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Almond Flour
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Re: Growing on my own poop [Re: leon trout]
#19019715 - 10/23/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said: mainlining drano is possible, but that doesn't mean you should try it...
All im saying is how awesome would it be to sell mushrooms grown off your own shit. It be perfectly legal! (depending on what you sell), and you could smile extra big every time someone buys a bag
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leon trout
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then, the proper answer is no, it won't work... & if it would, would you really want to play with e.coli as a possible contam?.. 'cuz i don't...
-------------------- “I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” ~ St. Jerome of Marin
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mason man
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Almond Flour said: All im saying is how awesome would it be to sell mushrooms grown off your own shit. It be perfectly legal! (depending on what you sell), and you could smile extra big every time someone buys a bag
That's better than ass-pennies.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Growing on my own poop [Re: leon trout]
#19019736 - 10/23/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said: then, the proper answer is no, it won't work... & if it would, would you really want to play with e.coli as a possible contam?.. 'cuz i don't...
Is it any riskier than growing off horse poop or cow shit? Its not like I have hep A. And to be honest my own "brand" is fragrant, and holds good form. Mix in some coffee grounds and you could very well have grade A Oysters made by your buddy Almond Flower
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mpd
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ewwwwwwwww!
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Telumbe Maur
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You would still have to have a shit load ( ) to actually get anything out of it.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Growing on my own poop [Re: mpd] 1
#19019772 - 10/23/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mpd said: ewwwwwwwww!
Thats right, the next time you look at that mushroom seller in the farmers market remember this thread....as you see that twinkle in his eye as he hands you your Pearl Oysters
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leon trout
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you really shouldn't troll the cultivation forum ... it fucks shit up for people who actually might come in here wanting to use this site to gain actual mushroom info... that is, after all, the original intent of the site... there are places for bullshit such as this... scroll on down to OTD & take yr trolling there...
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SpitballJedi
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I've never done any real research on it, but I'm gonna talk shit anyway.
Cows and horses have different diets and digestive systems than people.
Maybe if you are a strict vegetarian and field aged your feces, then you might have something, but I seriously doubt it.
Why don't you just go scour the dog park and get field aged dog feces? Or go door to door asking to clean out cat litter boxes?
In all seriousness, I hope this stupid ass thread gets locked soon.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Growing on my own poop [Re: leon trout]
#19019818 - 10/23/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said: you really shouldn't troll the cultivation forum ... it fucks shit up for people who actually might come in here wanting to use this site to gain actual mushroom info... that is, after all, the original intent of the site... there are places for bullshit such as this... scroll on down to OTD & take yr trolling there...
Im not trolling, this is a legitamate question. If I want to grow on my OWN SHIT,.....is it possible?
There are no threads about this subject, just because I try to throw a little humor into the discussion is no reason to act like a pretentious ass
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Every now and again this idea comes up...
Usually followed by "can I use cat shit?"
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Almond Flour
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SpitballJedi said: I've never done any real research on it, but I'm gonna talk shit anyway.
Cows and horses have different diets and digestive systems than people.
Maybe if you are a strict vegetarian and field aged your feces, then you might have something, but I seriously doubt it.
Why don't you just go scour the dog park and get field aged dog feces? Or go door to door asking to clean out cat litter boxes?
In all seriousness, I hope this stupid ass thread gets locked soon.
How is this a stupid thread? Think about the epicness it would be to cultivate from your OWN shit. Imagine a guy who went through with the procedures! If he took pictures, and documented his progress.
You know what? FUCK the nay sayers. This thread is officially about one mans quest to cultivate mushrooms off his own shit. And it just so happens that I have some pearl oysters colonizing right now with some G2G transfers I just did.
I literally just took a giant shit before lunch.....so you are gonna have to wait, but mark my words, success or fail, we will find out if a man who lives off eggs, cheese, corn, and lentils can grow pearl oysters off his own shit. Stay tuned!
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leon trout
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not acting like a pretentious ass... i told you point blank that any attempt to grow on human fecal matter would involve the risk of e.coli contamination... & that does not seem to phase you... so, you are either a troll or a fool who cares nothing about the safety of the people he feeds mushrooms to... i was giving you the benefit of the doubt by just calling you a troll...
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Almond Flour
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So heres a basic outline
Step 1) Shit twice, at least enough to fill a small ziplock bag
Step 2) Dry out in the Sun, Luckily we are still getting some good sun here, so it wont be hard to dry this shit out 
Step 3) Mix in a non overwhelming amount of hydrated sawdust into the dried shit (aka mine) and bring to field capacity.
Step 4) Sterilization or pasteurization method to be determined
Step 5) Colonize with grain spawn transfered on 10/22/13
Step 6) Watch the results
Step 7) Fry any potential mushrooms in butter and eat inside a hamburger
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Almond Flour
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Re: Growing on my own poop [Re: leon trout]
#19019863 - 10/23/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said: not acting like a pretentious ass... i told you point blank that any attempt to grow on human fecal matter would involve the risk of e.coli contamination... & that does not seem to phase you... so, you are either a troll or a fool who cares nothing about the safety of the people he feeds mushrooms to... i was giving you the benefit of the doubt by just calling you a troll...
Im not gonna give these mushrooms to anyone, any potential mushrooms will be fried thoroughly or tossed into the garbage. Theres one last frontier in the art of growing mushrooms, and it is found inside my asshole. Stay tuned
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Khii Khwaay
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Almond Flour said: So heres a basic outline
Step 1) Shit twice, at least enough to fill a small ziplock bag
Step 2) Dry out in the Sun, Luckily we are still getting some good sun here, so it wont be hard to dry this shit out 
Step 3) Mix in a non overwhelming amount of hydrated sawdust into the dried shit (aka mine) and bring to field capacity.
Step 4) Sterilization or pasteurization method to be determined
Step 5) Colonize with grain spawn transfered on 10/22/13
Step 6) Watch the results
Step 7) Fry any potential mushrooms in butter and eat inside a hamburger
disgusting
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SpitballJedi
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step 8) feel sick
step 9) go to emergency room
step 10) explain to doctors the last thing you ate
step 11) Casting call for the part of you in the re-enactment on "1000 Ways To Die"
step 12) posthumously receive grand prize in "Darwin Award"
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