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Offlinebrokentv
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asking about std's
    #19014478 - 10/22/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Do you think I blew my chance with a girl interested in sleeping with me for asking her if she has been tested for std's?


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv]
    #19014484 - 10/22/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

depends on the chicky bro..

shell either love that fact..

or you just fucked yourself into being :foreveralone: for the next 5-10 years.


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv] * 4
    #19014486 - 10/22/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if that blew ur chance she was prolly stoopid neway like "oh mg  he asked me 4 stpuids stds wtf never fuqin him ever alwl omg my nails  alawl l aw lhaohaho l alwl"


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Re: asking about std's [Re: rackem] * 1
    #19014492 - 10/22/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:yeahthatsfunny: True, this is serious business to me though I don't want std's! unless they come from the love of my life which whom I haven't' met yet.


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv] * 1
    #19014497 - 10/22/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

then keep asking..

like i said, some chick is gonna drop panties over that..


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv] * 5
    #19014498 - 10/22/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No way dude. If she gets offended that just means she probably has some or has never been tested and in denial.


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv] * 4
    #19014501 - 10/22/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think the most preferable way you should have retrieved that information would have been to "beat around the bush" so to speak, directly asking that question in specific has bad news written all over it.


"Hey I'm just curious if you've noticed any warts, questionable smells, goopy fluids, burning sensations, unusual rashes, or anything else significantly out of the norm on or coming from your vagina?" would have been your better bet. Sorry bro, you fucked up. :hugitout:


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Re: asking about std's [Re: Sheekle]
    #19014541 - 10/22/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:feelsbatman: I really may have screwed up. I did ask respectfully, but whatever fuck it I'll just go on a bike ride.


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv]
    #19014550 - 10/22/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:yeahthatsfunny: True, this is serious business to me though I don't want std's! unless they come from the love of my life which whom I haven't' met yet.




Its called a condom?


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Re: asking about std's [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #19014561 - 10/22/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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brokentv said:
:yeahthatsfunny: True, this is serious business to me though I don't want std's! unless they come from the love of my life which whom I haven't' met yet.




Its called a condom?



You'd be fine having STD's so long as they come from the "love of your life"?


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Re: asking about std's [Re: Sheekle]
    #19014645 - 10/22/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well herpes for example, if the love of my life had it I would consider accepting the risk for being with her. I just think it would be lame getting it from a one night thing.


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv]
    #19014659 - 10/22/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Well herpes for example, if the love of my life had it I would consider accepting the risk for being with her. I just think it would be lame getting it from a one night thing.



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Re: asking about std's [Re: Sheekle]
    #19014712 - 10/22/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I am worried about std's to man that stuff is serious I went to get tested the other month to be safe and showed the Doctor my dick :lol:
it was weird 
would suck getting anything from a one night stand


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Re: asking about std's [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19015377 - 10/22/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well it isn't over. She told me exactly when she was last tested and came back clean. :shrug:


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv] * 2
    #19015420 - 10/22/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

good for you! now you can have the comfort of fucking her and not worrying about stds :smile:


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Re: asking about std's [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19015809 - 10/22/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you shouldn't have oral with randoms:shrug:


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Re: asking about std's [Re: Sheekle]
    #19039242 - 10/27/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:I think the most preferable way you should have retrieved that information would have been to "beat around the bush"



Yeah beat around her bush to find her stds


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Re: asking about std's [Re: brokentv] * 1
    #19039253 - 10/27/13 03:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You were gonna ride bareback?  I had a friend in the Navy, in Okinawa, he was always sick, pale, sweaty, and shit, he always said he felt like shit, but he really wasn't 'sick'

After he went back to the states, he called me.  it seems this fucking Philippino hooker he banged gave him clap which did not appear.  Instead, it got up in his kidneys and fucked him up royally.  He had it for about 4 months before they found out.  he was lucky he didn't end up on permanent dialysis.

I'd say your smart for asking.


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Re: asking about std's [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19039287 - 10/27/13 03:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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brokentv said:
:yeahthatsfunny: True, this is serious business to me though I don't want std's! unless they come from the love of my life which whom I haven't' met yet.




Its called a condom?





they brake.
believe me.
i don't even have a big dick and i brake condoms.
freaks me out like a motherfucker every time.


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