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kr0nik0
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Who Would You Rather?
#19014233 - 10/22/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was watching Family Guy last night and noticed they play the game "who would you rather?" really often, and it always cracks me up.
So I'll kick it off with an easy one. Once a member answers, you have to come up with your own question for the following member. Let the games begin! (and remember, not all questions have to be sexual in nature although mine will be.)
Would you rather spend the night with Scarlet Johanson but you can't touch her whatsoever, or spend the night with Betty White and rail the shit out of her?
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19014246 - 10/22/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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betty white seems like a more cool interesting person cuz she's all old and things, idk much about scarlet johnson though but i wouldn't lose sleep over not fuckin her
so i choose her cuz i don't wanna fuck some real old lady
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19014258 - 10/22/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said:
Would you rather spend the night with Scarlet Johanson but you can't touch her whatsoever, or spend the night with Betty White and rail the shit out of her? 
Am I allowed to ask SJ if she'll take off her clothes and masturbate in front of me?
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kr0nik0
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ReginaldPMcpoop said:
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kr0nik0 said:
Would you rather spend the night with Scarlet Johanson but you can't touch her whatsoever, or spend the night with Betty White and rail the shit out of her? 
Am I allowed to ask SJ if she'll take off her clothes and masturbate in front of me?
NO! Damnit. You guys suck at this game lol. I give up.
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19014351 - 10/22/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Definitely Scarlett
Rosie O DOnnel or Boy George?
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zZZz
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i'd spend the night with scarlett and try to smooth talk my way into her pants
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: zZZz] 1
#19014609 - 10/22/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Scarlett is hot as hell.
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I think we should take over and make this a Scarlett appreciation thread.
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Patlal
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I don't find scarlett to be as hot as the media tries to make us believe. I don't really care about Betty White.
I'd probably pick scarlett to learn how hollywood works.
EDIT: Fuck it, I'm banging Betty
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: Patlal]
#19014690 - 10/22/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I'd probably pick scarlett to learn how hollywood works.
She could also tell you about their dicks as well, as she has fucked 1/2 of Hollywood 
Would you rather fuck a cat or a dog?
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: Patlal]
#19014736 - 10/22/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Scarlet Johanson. Although I may not have the option of having her strip for me and finger herself, I still have the option to jerk off the entire time she's there
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: SoreSpore]
#19014741 - 10/22/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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viva or littlehippiegirl?
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lhp all the way only because viva is greedy with her nakeds
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kr0nik0
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zZZz said: lhp all the way only because viva is greedy with her nakeds

Viva all day & night. 
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mjmihalov said: viva or littlehippiegirl?
Who'd you rather (shroomerite edition) may be more in order
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19014820 - 10/22/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said:
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zZZz said: lhp all the way only because viva is greedy with her nakeds

Viva all day & night. 
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mjmihalov said: viva or littlehippiegirl?
Who'd you rather (shroomerite edition) may be more in order 
Anon55 from the sexy ladies thread haha
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betty white if my penis aint came, i aint game
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19015195 - 10/22/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would fap the shit out of my dick right in front of Scarlet J whiles she stares deep into my eyes in awe.
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: thoughts]
#19015475 - 10/22/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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thoughts said: I would fap the shit out of my dick right in front of Scarlet J whiles she stares deep into my eyes in awe.
Stop finding loopholes!
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19015686 - 10/22/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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would you rather fight jackie chan or bruce lee?
i pick jacky chan, because there seems to always be a element of humor in his fights
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19015701 - 10/22/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said:
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thoughts said: I would fap the shit out of my dick right in front of Scarlet J whiles she stares deep into my eyes in awe.
Stop finding loopholes!
Haha.
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Re: Who Would You Rather? [Re: hidenseek1]
#19015723 - 10/22/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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me and brother use to mimic jackie chan's fighting style when we were kids, and we were serious about it. we would throw pillows around while moving around all ecstatic and making jakie chan sounds. funny shit.
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