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Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW]
    #19013756 - 10/22/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This chick right here:

http://efukt.com/20879_Did_I_Just_Do_Anal...._IDK.html ;

From start to finish, priceless :rofl:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Spacerific]
    #19013764 - 10/22/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread was moved from Sexuality and Relationships.

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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Spacerific] * 2
    #19013779 - 10/22/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude that's fucking hilarious yet sad at the same time.

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This time, I'll agree with you, even if it's totally breaking rule #4 now :lol:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Synthe]
    #19013793 - 10/22/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OMG, people are having intercourse!  Hide your eyes!  Pray for their souls!

Show us moar! :lol:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Synthe]
    #19013795 - 10/22/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I should not have watched that right before I eat pasta. Kind of ruined it for me now. But the pause to do the forehead slap was priceless.

Wow... just wow...


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Synthe]
    #19013809 - 10/22/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:ahahaha: that was good


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: AD420]
    #19013870 - 10/22/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

uh..that wasn't really funny. i bet she knew it was in her butt.  :hmm: i bet the creep knew too


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #19013880 - 10/22/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have accidentally fucked a girl in the ass before..

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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: egodeathflux] * 1
    #19014196 - 10/22/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

she looks so unhappy an uncomfortable it wasn't phun 2 watch and then what the hell is up with that "Casting couch" room anyway why is it so popular is that just like one room or is there a bunch that look exactly the same


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Sheekle]
    #19014260 - 10/22/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think it's some sort of copycat, about the room.

I'd love to see the whole episode but I don't know who either of the people are. Awesome how detached and nerdy she is about all this, and how she takes it like a real trooper :lol:

Not sure it's even possible to screw a girl in the wrong hole without anybody noticing something's off sensation-wise. I'm assuming lube was used, still especially for her first time, unprepared, I doubt it could be achieved so easily. Maybe some girls can chime in here, about their first time doing anal.

Anyway good clean family fun right there :lol:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Sheekle]
    #19014267 - 10/22/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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she looks so unhappy an uncomfortable it wasn't phun 2 watch and then what the hell is up with that "Casting couch" room anyway why is it so popular is that just like one room or is there a bunch that look exactly the same



didn't the original casting couch guy give a bunch of women std's? lol


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19014270 - 10/22/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i've never heard that but it'd be crazy if he did


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19014310 - 10/22/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I really like the The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars the best.
http://efukt.com/search/trolling/

In the last month or so I wewnt through and watched just about everything on there...
Some of that stuff... the yellow cum :puke:
There is definitely some gold in there, as well as a lot of brown... "it only smells" :eek:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: 4runner]
    #19014473 - 10/22/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I really like the The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars the best.
http://efukt.com/search/trolling/

In the last month or so I wewnt through and watched just about everything on there...
Some of that stuff... the yellow cum :puke:
There is definitely some gold in there, as well as a lot of brown... "it only smells" :eek:



I was thinking of posting that stuff as well but you beat me to it. Memorable quotes and moments :lol:

Also starting from efukt, I got around to this here. Nice looking gal. It's got drugs, incest and sex tips for the ladies :biggrin:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Spacerific]
    #19014521 - 10/22/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wow


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: SoreSpore]
    #19014553 - 10/22/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ok one more, this is simply too good to keep

It's fucking magical. :rofl:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Spacerific]
    #19014590 - 10/22/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Ok one more, this is simply too good to keep

It's fucking magical. :rofl:





What the hell, was the end of that a deleted scene from "Coming to America"?



This one is all sorts of crazy.
http://www.efukt.com/21055_The_Trainwreck_of_all_Trainwrecks.html


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: 4runner]
    #19014629 - 10/22/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

http://efukt.com/search/trolling/

These are literally so funny, I teared up during the third one. That shit is hilarious.


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: 4runner]
    #19014720 - 10/22/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was browsing that efukt site and laughing my ass of the entire time!!! They have some funny shit on there


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: SoreSpore]
    #19014777 - 10/22/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19014873 - 10/22/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: 4runner]
    #19014883 - 10/22/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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This one is all sorts of crazy.
http://www.efukt.com/21055_The_Trainwreck_of_all_Trainwrecks.html




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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19014916 - 10/22/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I love the descriptions of the videos. Who ever writes them is awesome


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19015006 - 10/22/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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This one is all sorts of crazy.
http://www.efukt.com/21055_The_Trainwreck_of_all_Trainwrecks.html




:suicide:



I actually thought she was going to jump when she got up from the couch and started walking around. Bitch be all kinds of crazy indeed.

THis whole site is fubar.

Somebody should make the little bearded bald guy from this video into an emote, it's fucking spot on :biggrin:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Spacerific]
    #19015028 - 10/22/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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anunnakian said:
This one is all sorts of crazy.
http://www.efukt.com/21055_The_Trainwreck_of_all_Trainwrecks.html




:suicide:



I actually thought she was going to jump when she got up from the couch and started walking around. Bitch be all kinds of crazy indeed.

THis whole site is fubar.

Somebody should make the little bearded bald guy from this video into an emote, it's fucking spot on :biggrin:



The expression of the guy on the right in this one

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http://efukt.com/20760_Even_Women_Premature_Ejaculate.html




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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: 4runner]
    #19015235 - 10/22/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
I really like the The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars the best.
http://efukt.com/search/trolling/

In the last month or so I wewnt through and watched just about everything on there...
Some of that stuff... the yellow cum :puke:
There is definitely some gold in there, as well as a lot of brown... "it only smells" :eek:




I actually used to work with one of the girls in the first trolling video!
I had already seen the porn.


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: hgmstl]
    #19015366 - 10/22/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Most if not all of the videos on that website are from niche production companies trying to make fail porn on purpose. I feel like it makes the videos less funny.

Not going to lie though, the drugged up porn star videos, which feature some lady pretending to be experiencing psychosis or some shit, still cracks me up.


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Everlong]
    #19017485 - 10/23/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Most if not all of the videos on that website are from niche production companies trying to make fail porn on purpose. I feel like it makes the videos less funny.

Not going to lie though, the drugged up porn star videos, which feature some lady pretending to be experiencing psychosis or some shit, still cracks me up.



Which one, the Max Hardcore one with the hippies, or the Spanish one who couldn't tell us that? :lol:

IMO those two were both for real, first one because Max Hardcore is pretty established in a kind of porn and doesn't need to waste time with fail videos, the second one because you simply can't make up that kind of raw crazy shit :rofl:

Edit and an update. I actually went and got the full version of that escort video. The girl is indeed a wonder to behold. Contradicts herself in amazing amazing ways. Street drugs galore I suspect, or at least grew up among crackheads, adopting their mannerisms. Quite fascinating. You can see she's actually tense and annoyed with the unfamiliarity of the situation, all the fucking questions forcing her to use her brain and remember shit :mad2:

Then there's that moment when the interview part is over, the guy asks for some head, and she almost goes like phew! Totally relieved. Finally something normal she knows about, things are right with the world again :lol:


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Spacerific]
    #19017787 - 10/23/13 07:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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Most if not all of the videos on that website are from niche production companies trying to make fail porn on purpose. I feel like it makes the videos less funny.

Not going to lie though, the drugged up porn star videos, which feature some lady pretending to be experiencing psychosis or some shit, still cracks me up.



Which one, the Max Hardcore one with the hippies, or the Spanish one who couldn't tell us that? :lol:





Like I said, practically every video found on that website. Most of the videos have links to full versions, sorta gives it away.

There is definitely a market for fail porn.


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Re: Best / Most Hilarious GF Ever [NSFW] (moved) [Re: Synthe]
    #19017841 - 10/23/13 07:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

they only do those facial abuse videos to show girls porn is actualy nasty and that there's no glamor or pride in being a filthy cum bucket.

that crazy crack whore one is probably real. seems to me like she just wanted him to cum so she could get her money and leave.
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