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Nimpo
Big Black


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Not a single joke to even smirk at. Step it up
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drkkenny
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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
#19013192 - 10/22/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well I'm unsure how to describe the feeling a joke gives me. So because of this slight concern about how it will effect me, or rather not have any effect on me, that would allow me to hear a joke without it seeming to bother me.
Somethings are just naturally funny, in my point of view if you can look at the world from a comic angle then you may cope better. For sometimes you will view a joke and wish to substitute a different method of expressing oneself.
Though at times you might wish to employ a joke to someone to incite laughter, if that is what you desire in the jokes texture, how the joke appears to you once revealed.
Sometimes I won't joke for atleast a month, or perhaps even longer. Last time I joked I was outside my house with someone I recently met, though they left me as soon as they talked to me, for some reason they didn't wish to speak to me. I then knew that I wouldn't have anyone to talk with for atleast another hour. So in a way a joke was played on me by attending to someone whom wasn't there, or in some ways gave the impression of being somewhere else other than the place he is. Later on I left my house and I wanted to find someone to tell a joke to, I was quite eager to send them the joke. Though they informed me that someone had told him this same joke a year before, but he heard it from someone that only told jokes on occasions. Some occasions he would wish to excuse himself from ever presenting a joke to someone that he may not acknowledge is there, and may even ignore them to the point it seems he is being rude, though without any outward signs of that rude manner of speaking.
I actually have a big book on jokes on my table in the kitchen, its been sitting there for the last week. The only benefit of keeping it there is it prevents dust from attacking the surface of the book, so without that dust there it comes off more presentable as a book you can turn to anytime. Since indeed, people will walk by my kitchen table and consult the book, sometimes fishing out a funny line produced by some comedic talent and inform everyone in the household. They actually don't rest until everyone knows the joke, and also knows it in every form it can appear. I was thinking of moving it into the table in the opposite room, my grandma said that the cat might find it amusing for awhile. Sometimes it did jump on the table and stare at the picture attached to the front, and for some reason her eyes would glow at this cover.
Well I've no longer have anymore jokes I can lend you, I think I may have ran out with my last remark, and perhaps I won't make a remark until someone speaks to me, then I shall impart the remark designated for you.
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Poor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown



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whats the difference between batman and a black man?
batman can go in the store with out robin.
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Poor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown



Registered: 01/16/12
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there was a little black boy out riding around on his bike when a drunk driver hit and killed him. as the boy came too he saw that he had wings and was so very excited. just then he sees god across the way. he flies over and asks,
"god, does me having wings mean im an angel?"
god simply replies,
"nah nigga, yous a bat!"
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Khii Khwaay
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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
#19013361 - 10/22/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What is the warmest organ in a woman's body up to 48 hours after death?
....mine ......
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zee007
Gone.



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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette?
I don't have a corvette in my garage
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: gots jokes [Re: zee007]
#19014427 - 10/22/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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. Couldn't keep it in here and sleep well.
Edited by tyrannicalrex (10/23/13 10:29 PM)
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SoreSpore
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Quote:
Poor Boy said: whats the difference between batman and a black man?
batman can go in the store with out robin.
Quote:
The Ecstatic said: a priest and rabbi are walking past a playground when the priest says "hey lets go fuck those kids." The rabbi excitedly replies "out of what?!"
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Dutch-Master2890
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Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a store with a machine that can turn you white for a dollar. The first guy walks in gets it done and walks out saying wow this is awesome. The second one says cool can I borrow a dollar so i can get it done? The first guy replies get a job nigger.
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spore baby



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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
#19463444 - 01/23/14 04:38 PM (10 years, 7 days ago) |
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Edited by spore baby (12/19/14 08:42 PM)
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Mush4Brains
LOOL HACKED!!!

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What do you call a short Mexican man?
A paragraph, he's too short to be an essay.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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