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InvisibleDudits
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gots jokes
    #19012711 - 10/22/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im in the mood for some fucked up jokes. Race, religion, whatever you got.


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits] * 1
    #19012736 - 10/22/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So you don't gots jokes, you wants jokes.


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19012739 - 10/22/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

jokes, i could really use some tokes right about now, but alas i dont got any. . . .

anyways. . .

how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

0, they just beat the room for being black!


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InvisibleDudits
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Re: gots jokes [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19012745 - 10/22/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yes want jokes, but ill throw one out there.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?


She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.


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InvisibleDudits
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Re: gots jokes [Re: buest]
    #19012747 - 10/22/13 09:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

buest said:
jokes, i could really use some tokes right about now, but alas i dont got any. . . .

anyways. . .

how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

0, they just beat the room for being black!




Never heard that one, that's hella funny.


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Re: gots jokes [Re: buest]
    #19012770 - 10/22/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just what came to  mind


America begs for ]change , just like the homeless.

I put a dollar in the change machine and nothing changed.

: What's one thing that will never get old ? Those kids from sandy hook elementry


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19012793 - 10/22/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A farmer went down to his pond to get a pail of water to feed his cows.  At the pond he found three naked women swimming who immediately covered themselves up and told him they wouldn't let him have a peek.  In fact, they told him to leave.  He replied, "That's okay.  Stay as long as you like."  Lifting the pail he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."


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Re: gots jokes [Re: mpd]
    #19012795 - 10/22/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn't scream in the oven:lol:


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Re: gots jokes [Re: the mad machinest]
    #19012801 - 10/22/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Pizza don't scream


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19012802 - 10/22/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When your young , you don't know, but you don't know you don't know, so you take some chances. In your 20"s and 30"s you don't know, and you know you don't know, and that tends to freeze you, less risk taking, In your 40"s you know, but you don't know you know, so you may be a little tentative. But then as you pass 50, if you've been paying attention, you know and you know. TIME FOR SOME FUN!!

It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for woman to be streetwalkers.

How can the crash course and collision course have 2 separate meanings ?

Why don't they have rye pancakes ? Grapefruit cookies? Fig icecream ? Can'teloupe pie ?

Alot of the people who keep guns at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seatbelt


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
    #19012803 - 10/22/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.

You know you're a good rapist when she gets on top.

How many Jews can fit in a car?
100; 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 95 in the ashtray.

There will be a raindance on friday night, weather permitting.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Telumbe Maur]
    #19012830 - 10/22/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:smile: all good

why do black men always have red eyes after sex?


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
    #19012842 - 10/22/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

saviorsam said:
:smile: all good

why do black men always have red eyes after sex?




Crack rocks?


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Re: gots jokes [Re: the mad machinest]
    #19012845 - 10/22/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

the mad machinest said:
what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn't scream in the oven:lol:



What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
A black Jew sits in the back of the oven.


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
    #19012854 - 10/22/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

saviorsam said:
:smile: all good

why do black men always have red eyes after sex?





The pepper spray


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Re: gots jokes [Re: jewunit]
    #19012862 - 10/22/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

jewunit said:
Quote:

the mad machinest said:
what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn't scream in the oven:lol:



What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
A black Jew sits in the back of the oven.




What?


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits] * 1
    #19012870 - 10/22/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Shitty one line jokes usually aren't worth explaining. Either you get a cheap laugh or you don't.


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Re: gots jokes [Re: jewunit] * 1
    #19012901 - 10/22/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

a priest and rabbi are walking past a playground when the priest says "hey lets go fuck those kids."  The rabbi excitedly replies "out of what?!"


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
    #19013037 - 10/22/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

saviorsam said:
Quote:

buest said:
jokes, i could really use some tokes right about now, but alas i dont got any. . . .

anyways. . .

how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

0, they just beat the room for being black!




Never heard that one, that's hella funny.




and then they shoot the dog


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Re: gots jokes [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19013048 - 10/22/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

whats the workers at a dog shelters biggest fear?

a police raid


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