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Dudits
Tao


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gots jokes
#19012711 - 10/22/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im in the mood for some fucked up jokes. Race, religion, whatever you got.
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Mush4Brains
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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits] 1
#19012736 - 10/22/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So you don't gots jokes, you wants jokes.
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buest
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jokes, i could really use some tokes right about now, but alas i dont got any. . . .
anyways. . .
how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0, they just beat the room for being black!
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Dudits
Tao


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Yes want jokes, but ill throw one out there.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
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Dudits
Tao


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Re: gots jokes [Re: buest]
#19012747 - 10/22/13 09:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
buest said: jokes, i could really use some tokes right about now, but alas i dont got any. . . .
anyways. . .
how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0, they just beat the room for being black!
Never heard that one, that's hella funny.
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Shroomhunter510
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Re: gots jokes [Re: buest]
#19012770 - 10/22/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just what came to mind
America begs for ]change , just like the homeless.
I put a dollar in the change machine and nothing changed.
: What's one thing that will never get old ? Those kids from sandy hook elementry
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A farmer went down to his pond to get a pail of water to feed his cows. At the pond he found three naked women swimming who immediately covered themselves up and told him they wouldn't let him have a peek. In fact, they told him to leave. He replied, "That's okay. Stay as long as you like." Lifting the pail he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
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Re: gots jokes [Re: mpd]
#19012795 - 10/22/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a pizza doesn't scream in the oven
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Dudits
Tao


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Pizza don't scream
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When your young , you don't know, but you don't know you don't know, so you take some chances. In your 20"s and 30"s you don't know, and you know you don't know, and that tends to freeze you, less risk taking, In your 40"s you know, but you don't know you know, so you may be a little tentative. But then as you pass 50, if you've been paying attention, you know and you know. TIME FOR SOME FUN!!
It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for woman to be streetwalkers.
How can the crash course and collision course have 2 separate meanings ?
Why don't they have rye pancakes ? Grapefruit cookies? Fig icecream ? Can'teloupe pie ?
Alot of the people who keep guns at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seatbelt
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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
#19012803 - 10/22/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
You know you're a good rapist when she gets on top.
How many Jews can fit in a car? 100; 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 95 in the ashtray.
There will be a raindance on friday night, weather permitting.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss.
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Dudits
Tao


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all good
why do black men always have red eyes after sex?
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buest
That



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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
#19012842 - 10/22/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
saviorsam said:
all good
why do black men always have red eyes after sex?
Crack rocks?
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jewunit
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Quote:
the mad machinest said: what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? A black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
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Dudits
Tao


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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
#19012854 - 10/22/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
saviorsam said:
all good
why do black men always have red eyes after sex?
The pepper spray
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Dudits
Tao


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Re: gots jokes [Re: jewunit]
#19012862 - 10/22/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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jewunit said:
Quote:
the mad machinest said: what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? A black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What?
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jewunit
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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits] 1
#19012870 - 10/22/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shitty one line jokes usually aren't worth explaining. Either you get a cheap laugh or you don't.
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Re: gots jokes [Re: jewunit] 1
#19012901 - 10/22/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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a priest and rabbi are walking past a playground when the priest says "hey lets go fuck those kids." The rabbi excitedly replies "out of what?!"
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hidenseek1
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Re: gots jokes [Re: Dudits]
#19013037 - 10/22/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
saviorsam said:
Quote:
buest said: jokes, i could really use some tokes right about now, but alas i dont got any. . . .
anyways. . .
how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0, they just beat the room for being black!
Never heard that one, that's hella funny.
and then they shoot the dog
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hidenseek1
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whats the workers at a dog shelters biggest fear?
a police raid
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