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spank your monkey
    #19011202 - 10/21/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im just curious how long it takes the average guy to choke his chicken. I can put on a porno and make some sock babies in probably 3 min, that's like the first scene. Am I the only guy that never watches the full porno?


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Re: spank your monkey [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19011709 - 10/22/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

depends on my mood


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Re: spank your monkey [Re: Legend]
    #19012038 - 10/22/13 02:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:whathesaid:

Yeah, it can range greatly depending on multiple factors.

For me, somewhere between 2 minutes and 20 minutes....


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Re: spank your monkey [Re: Ok amoismis]
    #19012098 - 10/22/13 03:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Mine depends on my state of mind.

Opiates : almost there never happens.
Psychs : lol wtf
Booze: 80% chance of going up to 20 minutes give or take, 20 % chance of whiskey dick
Weed : 30 minutes. I have experience longer, more frustrating fap seshs the more i smoke
Sober: 7-10 mins


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Re: spank your monkey [Re: Mescalean]
    #19012149 - 10/22/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im a get in get out get on with the day guy my faps are usually pretty quick. If I take longer than 10 minutes jerking I almost feel guilty for wasting time, besides edging was never my thing anyways.


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Re: spank your monkey [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19012446 - 10/22/13 07:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think I have ever watched the full porno! I skip to like the last 10 minutes and start chugging my locomotive lol. I won't let a good fap take any longer than 6 minutes though. To me, that's just the perfect amount of time. Now when I'm with my girlfriend, we go for about 45 minutes to an hour or more. But if we are strictly talking about fapping then the 6 minute route is the way for me!!! :laugh:


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