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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: DpRwav]
    #19008996 - 10/21/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would definitely sue the piss out of somebody.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19009204 - 10/21/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: zZZz]
    #19009250 - 10/21/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Posting to see the conclusion.  Calling fake till we see some proof though.

Did they give you a shot of hydromorphone for your ankle, Not Responding?  You could have just nodded out and dreamt the whole thing.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #19009297 - 10/21/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Midnight_Toker said:
Did they give you a shot of hydromorphone for your ankle, Not Responding?



He never mentioned a rush.

Even from getting visited by the well-dressed man who poked him.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Set]
    #19009466 - 10/21/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Set said:
Get followed up with more blood tests!!  Seriously.  From a different hospital. 

Unfortunately the incubation period for certain infections takes days to weeks, and cannot be determined immediately following exposure.  I mean HIV, Hep, etc.  Not to scare you, but it's for your safety as well as legal repercussions if it comes down to it.  Unfortunately you should plan for the worst.

Assume that the hospital you were at is in "damage-control" mode with this right now.  You should research lawyers btw.  Most have free consultations.

Good luck man, let us know how it goes.  :peace:




Or months.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Beside the Garden]
    #19009691 - 10/21/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Beside the Garden said:
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Set said:
Get followed up with more blood tests!!  Seriously.  From a different hospital. 

Unfortunately the incubation period for certain infections takes days to weeks, and cannot be determined immediately following exposure.  I mean HIV, Hep, etc.  Not to scare you, but it's for your safety as well as legal repercussions if it comes down to it.  Unfortunately you should plan for the worst.

Assume that the hospital you were at is in "damage-control" mode with this right now.  You should research lawyers btw.  Most have free consultations.

Good luck man, let us know how it goes.  :peace:




Or months.



Truth.  :peace:


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Set]
    #19009728 - 10/21/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im not sure on which way to take this..

fuck man.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Set]
    #19009746 - 10/21/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Set said:
Quote:

Midnight_Toker said:
Did they give you a shot of hydromorphone for your ankle, Not Responding?



He never mentioned a rush.

Even from getting visited by the well-dressed man who poked him.



I meant did he get an actual shot from the actual doctor or nurse and dream the other situation.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #19010268 - 10/21/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Bump, keep us posted future Mark Chapman. :nursegellar:


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Not Responding]
    #19010328 - 10/21/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:pokerawe:


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19010369 - 10/21/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OP, stick a cactus up your ass to hemorrhage the bleeding


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: SoreSpore]
    #19010374 - 10/21/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Imagining OP meets a mysterious guy who insists he needs to stick a cactus up OP's ass


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: smack]
    #19010385 - 10/21/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Assuming that you live, you are potentially looking at a very large settlement.
Could be a blessing in disguise for you.
Or AIDS :shrug:


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: smack] * 3
    #19010389 - 10/21/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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smack said:
Imagining OP meets a mysterious guy who insists he needs to stick a cactus up OP's ass



:pedropussy:


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Not Responding]
    #19010390 - 10/21/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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last night i ended up going to the ER cause i slipped and thought i had broke my ankle. they ran my vitals then walked me to my room to wait for the doctor. about 20 minutes later this guy comes in... hes well dressed and appeared to be with the hospital. he said he was there to administer some cacti and once done the doc will be in to assist me. he asks, me to bend over and he shoves a cactus up my ass then leaves.

about 30 minutes later the doc comes in and goes over the routine questions. what happen, does this hurt when i do that, am i allergic to anything. after answering i had made a joke about the cacti and asked if there were going to be anything other reasons i should remain calm and prepare my anus.

this is where it gets fucked...

he knows nothing about a cacti or about the guy who came in. he said there is no reason for cactus's when it comes to sprained ankles. in a matter of seconds hes on his phone and calls security. they start asking all sorts of questions as far as a description and what else i could remember. once done with them im brought to a back office where the doc calls the police.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: hidenseek1] * 2
    #19010468 - 10/21/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Laughed my ass off reading this thread. Good work OP. You kept our attention for this long. Please come back and keep this going. We don't believe you but we want to so badly.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19010491 - 10/21/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
Well, if this is true, OP will be able to sue for a lotttttaaa moneeyyyssss



I think OP had his friend inject him with tap water to try and sue the hospital. 

Also, most of the people ITT are full of shit about talking to the doctor about injecting them.  If he would have said it was dilaudid, almost no one would say "I don't need that."  Everyone with webMD now thinks they are a fucking doctor.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: SoreSpore]
    #19010503 - 10/21/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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SoreSpore said:
OP, stick a cactus up your ass to hemorrhage the bleeding




So did the like, cactus, work?


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19010504 - 10/21/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Cactus always works.


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Re: been dealing with a detective all day... [Re: smack]
    #19010535 - 10/21/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Im shoving one in my anus as I type.


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