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InvisibleSheekle
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cat lays on back
    #19009389 - 10/21/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the funnest thing my cat does in his life is lay on my back or stomache

when i come home from work every day he's sitting at the top of the stairs meowing for me

when i go downstairs he paws at me because he's mad i leave

right now he's laying on my back


aside from occasionally the other members of my family that sometimes pet him, or the other cat that sneaks upstairs to go on cat adventures with him in the middle of the night all he luvs is me


he doesnt go otuside cuz he's scared so all he loves to do is be on me

do u have beautiful relationships with ur pets
i change his diapers and give him food


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Edited by Sheekle (10/21/13 04:54 PM)


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Sheekle]
    #19009406 - 10/21/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh fuck he almost just puked all in my hair thats so hardcore

hahahahahahah


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Sheekle]
    #19009513 - 10/21/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Your cats inbread


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19009553 - 10/21/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my cat actually isn't the cat in my avatar


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19009557 - 10/21/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My cat won't even chill in my lap :frown:


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: zee007]
    #19009562 - 10/21/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I used to have a cat like that  :sad:


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19009570 - 10/21/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have two dead cats buried in my yard.


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Sheekle]
    #19009572 - 10/21/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Literally.


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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Sheekle]
    #19009574 - 10/21/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Does your cat spend a lot of time lying on her back?


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: zee007]
    #19009580 - 10/21/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, my dog gets separation anxiety from me. He's figured out how to push open sliding doors and some other types of doors, too, so it's a big pain in the butt.

He's a total doll, though, super polite, obediant and affectionate, he really should've been a seeing eye dog.


The other one is also my baby, but he's mildly neurotic and tries to attack the tv whenever he hears the opening credits to the movie The Big Lebowski, sees any bowling going on, as well as anything vaguely four-legged. He does not like fish or sharks and tries to attack the television then too. Sometimes he just stands infront of the tv growling quietly at everything and waiting for something to set him off. A few times while walking him he has tried to drag me viciously towards christmas decorations(the inflateable kinds, the reindeer outlines) and garden statues. :huxleyfacepalm:

He doesn't have an actual aggressive bone in his body, I trust him around other dogs and kids, but he's just super vocal about the weirdest shit. I'm the only one that can really walk him or control him, but I don't think it's because i'm more bonded to him, i'm just used to training much much larger animals so a dog is no problem.


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19009631 - 10/21/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

cats sure are the greatest. try your hardest to keep them from dying and you're sure to get the best out of your personal pet experience


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Sheekle]
    #19009650 - 10/21/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My pets are mostly cacti. Sometimes they poke me when I'm not careful around them. They're sassy like that. Sometimes I cut pieces of them off and put them in the freezer and the pressure cooker. We have a pretty good relationship.

There's also this slut of a black cat that's been coming around the yard and being all friendly like, but his friendliness can be a little aggressive sometimes.


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Sheekle]
    #19009657 - 10/21/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Does she make her living on her back?


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Synthe]
    #19009689 - 10/21/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A cat on your back is an orgasmic feeling. :lol:


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Sheekle]
    #19009739 - 10/21/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

is you car a slut?


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Synthe]
    #19010387 - 10/21/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I love cats man and other animals they are really something :laugh:

your dogs sound funny pirate-blues what would happen if you turned a animal documentary on or something
my aunts dog has separation anxiety one day she left him with me I put some mellow jazz on for him we played video games and stuff he liked it he is a miniature dachshund and hates the hose he will bite the hell out of the running water and growl at it :lol:


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19010401 - 10/21/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: cat lays on back [Re: zee007]
    #19010429 - 10/21/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zee007 said:
My cat won't even chill in my lap :frown:




My cat used to be like this, then I ignored the shit out of it and the damn thing wont leave me alone.. Wakes me up in the middle of the night purring and nibbling at my ears and shit..


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: Synthe]
    #19010433 - 10/21/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Does your cat spend a lot of time lying on her back?




Quote:

Synthe said:
Does she make her living on her back?




Quote:

Synthe said:
is you car a slut?




Lol


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Re: cat lays on back [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19010438 - 10/21/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hi skukel:awejeez:


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