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OfflinePatlal
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If you were a ______, which one would you be?
    #19007488 - 10/21/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you were a tool, which one would you be? Why?


If you were a car, which one would you be? Why?


If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be? Why?


If you were a hat, which one would you be? Why?


If you were an insect, which one would you be? Why?


If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? Why?


If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Patlal]
    #19007503 - 10/21/13 08:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Monkey wrench- I like monkeys
69 Pontiac GTO- Best car ever made
Toaster- Can make a bunch of shit
Beanie- Works all year round
Praying Mantis- Its just plain badass
Cucumber- Most used vegetable by women :wink:
Skin- Largest organ there is


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Patlal]
    #19007506 - 10/21/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Screw driver because I like driving my screw

Short bus for obvious reasons

A blender because I like mixin it up

I'd be a hat with a propeller on top because I like to get lifted

Praying mantis. Because they are bad ass

I am a vegetable. I think I'm a type of rutabaga.  Because it's fun

Hammond because they make the best sounds.


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #19007512 - 10/21/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you were a tool, which one would you be? Why?

skrillex


If you were a car, which one would you be? Why?

a lamborghini diablo because i want be fast but also really good looking


If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be? Why?

i'd be a women


If you were a hat, which one would you be? Why?

i would be a wig so i can give people warmth and laughter


If you were an insect, which one would you be? Why?

an ant so i can die quickly and move up to the next life


If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? Why?

peyote. so i can trip out 24/7 for the rest of my life


If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?

too easy


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #19007523 - 10/21/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be? Why?

i'd be a women




:lolsy:


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #19007908 - 10/21/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
Quote:

If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be? Why?

i'd be a women




:lolsy:




Skrillex one was good too :lol:


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19009429 - 10/21/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im sad this thread hasnt exploded since earlier today  :frown:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19009467 - 10/21/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Im sad this thread hasnt exploded since earlier today  :frown:




The night crowd will make it happen.


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19009474 - 10/21/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you were a tool, which one would you be? Why?

I'd be a multi-tool, cuz I like to think I'm fairly versatile.


If you were a car, which one would you be? Why?




If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be? Why?
cheesegrater.



If you were a hat, which one would you be? Why?
a helmet of some kind.
I hit the ground very hard a lot, I feel like.


If you were an insect, which one would you be? Why?
a motherfucking praying mantis.

If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? Why?
squash.


If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?
pancreas.


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Patlal]
    #19009576 - 10/21/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
If you were a tool, which one would you be? Why?






i think i am a tool :trollmove:


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Patlal]
    #19009593 - 10/21/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:


If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?



I think I'd be a dick. Why? I already am.


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19009667 - 10/21/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you were a tool, which one would you be? Why?
Plasma cutter.  Why clearly you have never used a plasma cutter

If you were a car, which one would you be? Why?
Jeep wrangler so I could go anywhere well in warmer weather .

If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be? Why?
  Your sister she makes the best PBJ sandwiches ever

If you were a hat, which one would you be? Why?
A beaver skinned winter hat. Cause its fucking cold and beaver is warm and waterproof

If you were an insect, which one would you be? Why?
I'd become what I hate a spider just so I can destroy other insects.


If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? Why?
A golden beat.  :drooling:

If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?
Fee's hand  . Oh the places its been 


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Synthe]
    #19009674 - 10/21/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Patlal said:


If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?



I think I'd be a dick. Why? I already am.




Somebody fell asleep in biology class


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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: Patlal]
    #19009694 - 10/21/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Patlal said:


If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?



I think I'd be a dick. Why? I already am.




Somebody fell asleep in biology class



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If you were an organ, which one would you be? Why?
Fee's hand  . Oh the places its been




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Re: If you were a ______, which one would you be? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19010345 - 10/21/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Plasma cutter.  Why clearly you have never used a plasma cutter


we had 2 plasma cutters in highschool shop class, they are fun as fuck


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