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OfflineDeadPhan
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What do you think it is about vaginas
    #19006886 - 10/21/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not gay.  Honestly don't want anything to do with a guys butthole. A girls butthole on the other hand. :awesome:  fuck.  I'm on my phone and I can't even express this's.  I love girl vagina and buttholes.  But at the end of the day why don't I like guy buttholes. Maybe because girls buttholes smell nice.  Have u ever smelled one.  I have. They smell nice.  I love to eat that shit.  Literally.  I'll eat Thier hit.  Ok I'm done. I almost said I'm dumb but NOPE!  Smoke crack everyday. Love u all. Fuck


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan] * 3
    #19006893 - 10/21/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:albundy:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Into The Woods] * 4
    #19006929 - 10/21/13 01:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Gee wouldn't have been able to guess you're into crack


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19006933 - 10/21/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Interesting..

:bobbyhill:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
    #19006936 - 10/21/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i like vaginas
i like butts


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19006972 - 10/21/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So this guy likes all different kinds of crack


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan] * 2
    #19007064 - 10/21/13 03:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

op is definitely :gayflag:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19007081 - 10/21/13 04:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this fucking thread...

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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19007085 - 10/21/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
So this guy likes all different kinds of crack




:loldongs: Give this guy a medal, that was awesome.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Sleepwalker] * 4
    #19007088 - 10/21/13 04:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I actually think vaginas look kinda gross. Like a wet body cavity. Still tear them up though


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: highc] * 1
    #19007118 - 10/21/13 04:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:whateveryousayfreak:  :pleasetellmemore:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 6
    #19007197 - 10/21/13 06:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
i like vaginas
i like butts
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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
    #19007201 - 10/21/13 06:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hey he didn't say that :notamused:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19007253 - 10/21/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

They're just so warm and slippery.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19007258 - 10/21/13 06:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And inviting, like a sweet warm hug fo yo dick.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19007521 - 10/21/13 08:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I love vaginas. I know some men hate going down on women and I honestly think thats the dumbest thing ever. I could go down on a chick for hours!!!


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19007595 - 10/21/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Its fun when things are so hot and heavy that you accidentally slip it in the butthole:thumbup:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19007638 - 10/21/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
I love vaginas. I know some men hate going down on women and I honestly think thats the dumbest thing ever. I could go down on a chick for hours!!!




I have no problem eating pussy that I haven't banged out more than 10 times.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: fapjack]
    #19007642 - 10/21/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hmmmm.  OP is thinking of trying it with a guy.  Not TOO GAY!  :homo:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19007671 - 10/21/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
I love vaginas. I know some men hate going down on women and I honestly think thats the dumbest thing ever. I could go down on a chick for hours!!!



I love going down on a chick, when their body is heaving and the moans, oh those moans.  It just is so hot and I love it!


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #19007677 - 10/21/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah it's fun seeing how much you can get them to just totally lose their shit. Makes me a little jealous sometimes honestly.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19007800 - 10/21/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Females are attractive to males because we are programmed this way (generally speaking).  It is this way with all other mammals, if it was not we would have some rampant beastility problems.  Pheremones are also a large contributor.  Check out the science behind sex appeal.  It is on netflix.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: nicechrisman] * 3
    #19007803 - 10/21/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Peple need 2 stop fuqin each others buttholes thats the grossest thing they poop out of it wtf


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19007812 - 10/21/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19007854 - 10/21/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
So this guy likes all different kinds of crack




:lolsy:


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FruitOfLife said:
I love vaginas. I know some men hate going down on women and I honestly think thats the dumbest thing ever. I could go down on a chick for hours!!!



I love going down on a chick, when their body is heaving and the moans, oh those moans.  It just is so hot and I love it!




Hell yeah, turns me on just as much as it does for them! :awesomenod:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19007889 - 10/21/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I only go down on +8s.

I also don't go down on chicks im not really into, the casual lay doesnt get that treatment.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19009323 - 10/21/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
i like vaginas
i like butts
i like to caress my chin with some guy's nuts






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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19010651 - 10/21/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lmao.  I do not remember posting this whatsoever. Wow.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19010670 - 10/21/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can come in like 3 seconds in a warm slippery vagina


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19010671 - 10/21/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Lmao.  I do not remember posting this whatsoever. Wow.




What were you on?


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
    #19010686 - 10/21/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

They're warm and feel fantastic.

Plus I love to hold and be held. Women are evil because they have my soft spot :feelsgoodman:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19010716 - 10/21/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

None of you know what love is until your tongue is buried in your bitches butthole.

Its a beautiful beautiful thing


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19010723 - 10/21/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Smoke crack everyday. Love u all. Fuck






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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Sheekle]
    #19010727 - 10/21/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Peple need 2 stop fuqin each others buttholes thats the grossest thing they poop out of it wtf




first off its not like you pull out coverd in girl fudge. (inless they fell they need to poop b4 you do it.

second. oh yes a stagnant yeast thriving body cavity caked in dry escreations is so much cleaner!


every try fuking a girl doggy stick your finger in her ass and pushing down on you dick with the finger? pushes your dick right on her g spot and OHHHHHH.

pls feeling your dick inside her is just fucking awesome.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: evileye001]
    #19010734 - 10/21/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

and Sheekle you have no say you have a vagina!


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Mescalean]
    #19010740 - 10/21/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
None of you know what love is until your tongue is buried in your bitches butthole.

Its a beautiful beautiful thing




Been there done that. A bitch isn't wife material if I cant play with her ass and she won't play with mine :rofl:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
    #19010742 - 10/21/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Lmao.  I do not remember posting this whatsoever. Wow.




What were you on?




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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: V1rusH0st]
    #19010753 - 10/21/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Cpt.Crunch said:
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Lmao.  I do not remember posting this whatsoever. Wow.




What were you on?




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Smoke crack everyday. Love u all. Fuck






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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: evileye001]
    #19010754 - 10/21/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Peple need 2 stop fuqin each others buttholes thats the grossest thing they poop out of it wtf




first off its not like you pull out coverd in girl fudge. (inless they fell they need to poop b4 you do it.

second. oh yes a stagnant yeast thriving body cavity caked in dry escreations is so much cleaner!


every try fuking a girl doggy stick your finger in her ass and pushing down on you dick with the finger? pushes your dick right on her g spot and OHHHHHH.

pls feeling your dick inside her is just fucking awesome.





This is an accurate post. it is... so... great :datass:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19010758 - 10/21/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Mmmmmm girl fudge


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19010806 - 10/21/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Peple need 2 stop fuqin each others buttholes thats the grossest thing they poop out of it wtf




first off its not like you pull out coverd in girl fudge. (inless they fell they need to poop b4 you do it.

second. oh yes a stagnant yeast thriving body cavity caked in dry escreations is so much cleaner!


every try fuking a girl doggy stick your finger in her ass and pushing down on you dick with the finger? pushes your dick right on her g spot and OHHHHHH.

pls feeling your dick inside her is just fucking awesome.





This is an accurate post. it is... so... great :datass:




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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19011004 - 10/21/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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DeadPhan said:
Lmao.  I do not remember posting this whatsoever. Wow.





That is fucking awesome!  :elmo:

And I agree with every word of your original post, get it out there man.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: SynKyd]
    #19011128 - 10/21/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SinysterKyd said:
Quote:

DeadPhan said:
Lmao.  I do not remember posting this whatsoever. Wow.





That is fucking awesome!  :elmo:

And I agree with every word of your original post, get it out there man.



Right on. Lol.  And what I was on was alcohol.  I can drink. :cheers:

Woke up today to see this. No recollection. I don't take anything back though. Good thread. Thanks to all who have contributed. :paperbag::asianofapproval:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: SynKyd]
    #19011134 - 10/21/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly im not gay, but vaginas look kinda gross, they look like open wounds filled with mucous, bleeds sometimes. Im attracted to the idea of fucking a girl, and having her love it, but I never eat girls out, my x had to complain about it... I told her id give up head but I knew she liked giving head so I knew id still get it.

Many girls understand this though. I never liked when in porn they would stretch it open, looks gross. Lol I feel like I sound like a gay/little kid, but im a 22 year old straight male (as of yesterday, almost put 21 lol)


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Chowder963]
    #19011171 - 10/21/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've heard of this phenomenon. Personally.  I love eating pussy. I'm totally cool with not getting any reciprocation if one would just allow me to eat Thier pussy.  I've had friends tell me before they consider it work and something that has to be done to reach the end goal.  For me however eating pussy is the end goal.  I feel bad for any girl that ain't with a dude that feels the same way. I feel even worse for that dude. Or you in this case. Sad. :feelsbadman:
However. To each Thier own.  I just don't get it is all


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19011302 - 10/21/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I like a vag that is finger lickin' good taste.  Now girls butts....well, show me a guy that doesn't ream his woman's asshole with his tongue and I'll show you a woman I can fuck.  :awesomenod:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19011306 - 10/21/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Going down on a wet clean pussy is great. Just teasing her and kissing down her leg until you're right next to her vagina. Then kissing either side of it. Then finally eating main course when she's yelling at you to just hurry the fuck up she needs it bad :wink:



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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Chowder963]
    #19011569 - 10/22/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Honestly im not gay, but vaginas look kinda gross, they look like open wounds filled with mucous, bleeds sometimes. Im attracted to the idea of fucking a girl, and having her love it, but I never eat girls out, my x had to complain about it... I told her id give up head but I knew she liked giving head so I knew id still get it.

Many girls understand this though. I never liked when in porn they would stretch it open, looks gross. Lol I feel like I sound like a gay/little kid, but im a 22 year old straight male (as of yesterday, almost put 21 lol)




For me I think about where it's been and get grossed out usually


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Konyap]
    #19011582 - 10/22/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that used to happen to me years ago..

then i came to the realization all the good ones been fucked..

so who gives a shit.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: rackem]
    #19011600 - 10/22/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah but I'm trying to lick it and I'm thinking about dick


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Konyap]
    #19011626 - 10/22/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've seriously already come to the realization that eating out was only possible for me in high school when girls haven't been around yet, now at my age who knows how many dicks have been there.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Chowder963]
    #19011633 - 10/22/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I've seriously already come to the realization that eating out was only possible for me in high school when girls haven't been around yet, now at my age who knows how many dicks have been there.



Dozens, maybe even one right before she came over.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Konyap]
    #19011634 - 10/22/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah but I'm trying to lick it and I'm thinking about dick



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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: evileye001]
    #19011701 - 10/22/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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every try fuking a girl doggy stick your finger in her ass and pushing down on you dick with the finger? pushes your dick right on her g spot and OHHHHHH.




Wow, thanks for the idea bro; next time my ex is single, i'll definitely give that one a go. :1upshroom:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Konyap]
    #19011721 - 10/22/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
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I've seriously already come to the realization that eating out was only possible for me in high school when girls haven't been around yet, now at my age who knows how many dicks have been there.



Dozens, maybe even one right before she came over.





Yes... This is a disturbing thought :lol:


I'll only eat a girl out if she has been mine for awhile, it's too special for one night stands, and you don't want to be tasting some other guys.. Yeah..


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Locky]
    #19011731 - 10/22/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Locky said:
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Illyabo said:
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Chowder963 said:
I've seriously already come to the realization that eating out was only possible for me in high school when girls haven't been around yet, now at my age who knows how many dicks have been there.



Dozens, maybe even one right before she came over.





Yes... This is a disturbing thought :lol:


I'll only eat a girl out if she has been mine for awhile, it's too special for one night stands, and you don't want to be tasting some other guys.. Yeah..



Whats wrong with dicks?


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19011770 - 10/22/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well most straight guys want to taste a vagina, ya know, that reproductive system a girl has.. The one straight guys are attracted to. Not some rank dick that's just entered, it's a turn off to most guys I assume


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Locky]
    #19011778 - 10/22/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Well most straight guys want to taste a vagina, ya know, that reproductive system a girl has.. The one straight guys are attracted to. Not some rank dick that's just entered, it's a turn off to most guys I assume



Just entered, don't worry If its been a while there won't be any "dick cooties" in their. For you see like every body part, every cell in that vagina is replaced every so often.


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19011802 - 10/22/13 01:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You've opened my eyes to the darkness I've been living in, :awesome:


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Re: What do you think it is about vaginas [Re: Locky]
    #19011862 - 10/22/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah pretty much after the ovulation and douching the thing is the freshest


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