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VivaLaMushie said: I'm so glad I am not the only one having problems understanding what's going on.
His signature says it best:
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goldcaphunter
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Mush4Brains said:
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goldcaphunter said: What have you taken?
Who cares? 
Its is an important variable in my diagnostic function. Substance taken vs level of mental impairment vs natural retardation/Schizophrenia.....duh.
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Mush4Brains
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goldcaphunter said:
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Mush4Brains said:
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goldcaphunter said: What have you taken?
Who cares? 
Its is an important variable in my diagnostic function. Substance taken vs level of mental impairment vs natural retardation/Schizophrenia.....duh.
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Psilosopherr
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this is annoying the hell out of me.
I'm interested in whats going on, but there is no way in hell I am reading his two page long response which is probably gibberish anyway. 
anyone wanna paraphrase?
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Mush4Brains
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There is no paraphrase man. You either read it and roll with it, or you don't.
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Psilosopherr
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Mush4Brains said: There is no paraphrase man. You either read it and roll with it, or you don't.
well thanks for giving it to me straight.
Guess I'll move along
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hgmstl
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This is harder to read than finnegans wake. My mind has been blown. Also, this dude has like 800+ posts! I've got some good reading to do.
Truly can't understand any of it.
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drkkenny
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: hgmstl]
#19004100 - 10/20/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't see that. I can't understand one sentence written in Finnegans Wake lol...
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hidenseek1
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19004256 - 10/20/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: I don't see that. I can't understand one sentence written in Finnegans Wake lol...
this i can work with,
if your story is real, and you want some constructive comments, you might want to try going slower and one sentence at a time
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19004272 - 10/20/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sometimes this guy spouts some shit where I think "damn, that was actually kind of beautiful".
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hidenseek1
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: jewunit]
#19004278 - 10/20/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i like his posts (well i only read about half of them), what i cant figure out is if he is schizophrenic or just artsy
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19004649 - 10/20/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: i like his posts (well i only read about half of them), what i cant figure out is if he is schizophrenic or just artsy
I've never met anyone THAT artsy.
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Amphetamine posts
Amiright?
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19005182 - 10/20/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: My wife and I have been together for three years but recently I was walking to my golf match and I realized that she, a person whom attended nearly every golf event every year, discovered in a short while that she was not attending this golf event. This in itself frustrated me because I was hoping on the possibility of seeing her there so we could play together, but, indeed, having see no signs of her appearing at the golf event, took it to mean that I was going to play without my wife there by my side.
I also thought that this could possibly mean that she was deciding on leaving me behind, that she was no longer going to be acknowledged as my wife. She said that it was her goal never to miss any golf event no matter what came between the event and herself, she would be steady on the decision to continue to attend.
But her sister said that she wasn't going to see me for a week before I got a chance to tell her that I was going to miss her if she didn't come, because I knew she wasn't going to come to the next one on account of her being ill.
Since she was sick I knew I wasn't going to see her for atleast another week or two, since, indeed, I was the kind of person to suggest to ill persons to consult their doctors for medicine.
My wife decided that she was going to ditch me for my friend instead, I realized this because at the last party I was at I saw her speaking to him and ignoring me completely. She wouldn't even acknowledge that I was present in the room, she just continued to speak to this random person I had no idea of. I realized that just because I wasn't gaining the same attention that this other person was, that noone was spending anytime listening to anything I said, and instead would direct all their attention towards the one with something to say. The person that I hadn't know but whom I was quite eager in discovering what he was saying to my wife without me knowing, nor ever even suspecting that I was trying to listen to what she was exchanging with this random person.
They never even saw me when I snuck behind them and eavesdropped to every syllable they hissed from their tongues, those golden tongues which enchanted each italian tune that buzzed through at a simple rate which didn't achieve any end in itself but nonetheless gave the feigned impression that you were accomplishing some trivial goal which hadn't meant anything in the long term, since maybe you had another goal which you hadn't acknowledged you wanted to accomplish at that time, and after rethinking of the possibility of an opportunity presenting itself to you to enable you the chance of achieving that goal later on, since, indeed, you would be able to utilize the instrument that had allowed all of its singular features to enable you to utilize it for all your advantage.
Now my wife started to leave the room she was in, but right after she had left she would re enter again, so after I just saw her planning on exiting she would come right back in. I thought that queer. So indeed I mentioned this to the man sitting near me and he agreed that my wife was acting strange because she usually would stay in one room and never leave it.
She was the kind of person that just enjoyed to sit inside a room for a long period of time without complaining, nothing about the time spent in that room would make her consider leaving, usually she would persist in her endeavors to request others to not bother in trying to persuade her to leave, since my Grandma, would instead of herself persuading my wife to leave a room, ask one of her friends to first persuade her and then tell her what she said. She wasn't very direct in telling something to someone so, instead you would hear the words coming from someone other than herself. You would feel as if she had said the words but that actually she didn't really say it, and you only could imagine the sense of her taking part in creating those words but infact would not be responsible for the utterance.
anyways my wife told me she was planning on leaving me to return back to France, since she didn't find the person at the party anybit attractive, and actually said that she never wanted to see him ever again. She was being cruel to him since she saw that I was such a nice person, she thought I would take offense at her cruelness, but she was wrong since it had no effect on my composure and I was indifferent to everything she said.
My wife told me she wanted to return back to me a week later, I realized that as I was running into town to get something, some item my grandma wanted me to get for her before she went to lunch, for she always wished to have someone get her her things before she went out. She couldn't walk any longer so I would always assist her in getting her objects, whatever object she wanted, being the obliging person I am, and because a month earlier she had actually given me an object which I recently lost, deciding that I owed her a big favour since she already helped me, ran into town and got it and came back.
Though when I returned she wasn't in her room, I don't know where she could have gone off to for I saw her an hour before I left, and not even remembering that a day before she told me she wasn't planning on leaving her house that day, on account of the mailman coming to deliver a very expensive present sent from the King of Sweden, whom I actually used to do business with for a short time until I realized that he was selling me illegal contraband, indeed, if any of the officers in custom caught you trying to smuggle this item into France, or some other foreign country, would instant catch you and you'd be thrown in jail for atleast a week.
I am completely crushed by my wife deciding to abandon me in favor for an altogether greater person than I could ever be, since the person she decided to marry was someone in France that I never knew, someone that my brother actually did know in a tennis camp a few years ago.
What is your advise for me in this matter? Should I try to find a new wife and forget my old one? I have never seen a woman who is the word "perfect" come to life. Since every woman I met before then was usually a prototype of the one before, being experienced at dating, actually owning a dating website online, and knowing someone who pairs people together despite them feeling far away.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: Magenta]
#19005271 - 10/20/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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shes fucking the milkman
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Magenta
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19005326 - 10/20/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: My wife won't tell me why she doesn't wish to see me any longer, I must know the reason she has decided to never return back to me.
When your brother was absent from several luncheons, your wife insisted that yous never invite him to another luncheon again for not attending, but you being such a kind hearted person with a disposition to do good, ignored your wife and decided, without your wife giving consent, and told him that he was still allowed to attend as many as he wished.
Perhaps that is why she left you.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19005358 - 10/20/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anti-psychotics FTW!
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Enjoywho
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: AWS]
#19005368 - 10/20/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You got married.
Comes with the territory bro.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19006824 - 10/21/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was wrong about this guy. Now that I'm trying to read his ramblings a 3rd time, every sentence makes me burst into laughter. Straight cackling like a mad man here.
Like, really? These run on sentences have to be intentional.
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