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Should I call this girl back?
#19006578 - 10/20/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So I was just reading a post on here when I got a call from someone in my area code. I figured it was one of my friends calling from a different phone so I picked up. It was some girl that got the wrong number. She asked for Dillon and I said I don't know a Dillon and that I think she has the wrong number. She said ok thanks and I heard some other girls in the background cackling and talking in that way too loud drunk way. So before I could hang up she says "wait what's your name?" I told her Greg. My name isn't Greg. Then she asked what I was doing and I said I had to go and I hung up. So now I'm thinking what the hell is wrong with me I should have chatted it up and tried to love dem hoez. I also could end up in a bathtub full of ice without my balls. What should I do should I call back? What kind of girl talks to random guys on the phone anyway?
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman] 1
#19006605 - 10/21/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Umm.. Do you really want to hit on random minors that might be ugly as hell? Most likely without any chance of actually meeting them and being considered "that creepy guy"? You sir, were ultimately prank-called.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Snotfish]
#19006629 - 10/21/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dankfish said: Umm.. Do you really want to hit on random minors that might be ugly as hell? Most likely without any chance of actually meeting them and being considered "that creepy guy"? You sir, were ultimately prank-called.
Or they could be random minors who are sexy as hell.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006634 - 10/21/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said:
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Dankfish said: Umm.. Do you really want to hit on random minors that might be ugly as hell? Most likely without any chance of actually meeting them and being considered "that creepy guy"? You sir, were ultimately prank-called.
Or they could be random minors who are sexy as hell.

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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006637 - 10/21/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What the hell is wrong with you? You should have chatted it up and tried to love dem hoez.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Snotfish] 1
#19006638 - 10/21/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well they sounded more like drunk twenty somethings but I didn't even think about that. I would show up with a six pack of wine coolers and a box of condoms and Chris Hansen would tell me to have a seat. That would really not be cool. I don t want to be attacked by a shrubbery man either so I think I will play it safe and let it go. But what if it was horny college girls I will never know
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman]
#19006648 - 10/21/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Look up what is legal for your state and then make your own decisions.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006695 - 10/21/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck it Im calling. Ill update this if anything happens
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman]
#19006696 - 10/21/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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For all intents and purposes, and for the sake of the Shroomery's entertainment, yes, yes you should, and keep us updated. Do it!
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Mush4Brains] 1
#19006712 - 10/21/13 12:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well they sounded more like drunk twenty somethings but I didn't even think about that. I would show up with a six pack of wine coolers and a box of condoms and Chris Hansen would tell me to have a seat.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman] 1
#19006735 - 10/21/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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And then, on the first blind date, OP finds true love....
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: starfire_xes]
#19007154 - 10/21/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hahah can't wait to find out how it goes
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Locky]
#19007202 - 10/21/13 06:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Some poontang is better than no poontang.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Sanpedrox] 2
#19007251 - 10/21/13 06:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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dont, dillon will be pisssed mang
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: hidenseek1]
#19007500 - 10/21/13 08:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Call that bitch yo. Tell her you want to rub her buns and lick her.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: hidenseek1]
#19007517 - 10/21/13 08:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just got back. So I called her back last night and she asked me a bunch of questions I guess to make sure I wasn't a serial killer or something. She lives off in the boonies somewhere near Fred in East Texas and Im not gonna lie I was scared shitless I was gonna get robbed or something. I picked her and her friends up from her house and we drove to Beaumont to have some drinks. We stayed at this one pool hall til close and one of her two friends wanted to go home like a typical girls friends. Anyway Ironically the one friend was the only one who smokes so I suggested we go back to my place to get high and they agreed. The other friend smoked a lil too and I don't think she ever smoked the dank before because she passed out in my chair like 30 minutes later and the other girls didn't want to have to bring her home all fucked up so they decided to stay the night even though the friend who was still awake bitched about how she felt uncomfortable about staying because she didn't know me. I told her I'm not trying anything and that they can stay in my extra bedroom and I would bring them back in the morning so she agreed and they all went to bed and so did I after smoking a little bit more. I was kinda bummed that I didn't get to mess around with the main chick since that was my plan and we had been flirting all night at the bar and she was pretty hot. Her friend who didn't pass out looked better but she was bitchy and I honestly t hink n she was a lesbian so I didn't try. Anyway I left my door open so if someone knocked on my front door I could hear it and at like 5 am or something she knocked on my already open door so damn hard I woke up thinkin it was the cops and I almost started hiding my paraphernalia and weed. She asked if she could sleep in my bed because the other bed was too small for all three of them, I of course said yeah that's cool and the rest is history. We fooled around for a while but we didn't have sex because she is allergic to latex and I didn't have any other condoms. I just brought all three home and ate some waffle house on my way back and I wasn't even pissed that it took like an hour to make waffles and oatmeal with bananas. So I didnt seal the deal but the good news is she gave me he number because the other is her friends number so all in all it was a good night. I'm tired as hell so I'm going to bed now peace
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman]
#19007531 - 10/21/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Word dude. Werd!
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman]
#19007544 - 10/21/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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a thread that actually went well.....good on you op! you get a murray fuck it you get two
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: zZZz]
#19007584 - 10/21/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow! It ended without someone getting shot, stabbed or raped. wondrous...
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: mpd]
#19007836 - 10/21/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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op=GEY
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman]
#19007952 - 10/21/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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niteman said: she knocked on my already open door so damn hard I woke up thinkin it was the cops and I almost started hiding my paraphernalia and weed.
I wouldve totally started doing the same thing.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: LSDreams]
#19009066 - 10/21/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman]
#19009172 - 10/21/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn man, sounds like it went pretty well.
I'll be honest I'm pretty jealous because anytime I get a stranger accidentally calling me it's always a balding man in his late 40s... and worst of all he doesn't even live close enough for me to meet him anyway
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: gulper2323]
#19009195 - 10/21/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: niteman]
#19009296 - 10/21/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouldn't, any girl that dials a wrong number and is still down to chill with whoever picked up regardless was probably ugly as fuck or mentally retarded.
I picture a bunch of really happy ugly girls who act all giddy/hot to raise their confidence. If they were hot, they were probably druggy type or best case scenario super drunk.
You gotta realize that's really weird of them to do though, like super weird, and kind of dangerous lol..
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Chowder963]
#19009343 - 10/21/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I wouldn't, any girl that dials a wrong number and is still down to chill with whoever picked up regardless was probably ugly as fuck or mentally retarded.
I picture a bunch of really happy ugly girls who act all giddy/hot to raise their confidence. If they were hot, they were probably druggy type or best case scenario super drunk.
You gotta realize that's really weird of them to do though, like super weird, and kind of dangerous lol..
You must not have read his post where he went out with them . . .
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: LiquidGlass]
#19009351 - 10/21/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh lol in this thread? This always happens to me. Did he go earlier and we have the story on what happened or is he currently with them?
I wouldn't of done it.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Chowder963]
#19009357 - 10/21/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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niteman said: I just got back. So I called her back last night and she asked me a bunch of questions I guess to make sure I wasn't a serial killer or something. She lives off in the boonies somewhere near Fred in East Texas and Im not gonna lie I was scared shitless I was gonna get robbed or something. I picked her and her friends up from her house and we drove to Beaumont to have some drinks. We stayed at this one pool hall til close and one of her two friends wanted to go home like a typical girls friends. Anyway Ironically the one friend was the only one who smokes so I suggested we go back to my place to get high and they agreed. The other friend smoked a lil too and I don't think she ever smoked the dank before because she passed out in my chair like 30 minutes later and the other girls didn't want to have to bring her home all fucked up so they decided to stay the night even though the friend who was still awake bitched about how she felt uncomfortable about staying because she didn't know me. I told her I'm not trying anything and that they can stay in my extra bedroom and I would bring them back in the morning so she agreed and they all went to bed and so did I after smoking a little bit more. I was kinda bummed that I didn't get to mess around with the main chick since that was my plan and we had been flirting all night at the bar and she was pretty hot. Her friend who didn't pass out looked better but she was bitchy and I honestly t hink n she was a lesbian so I didn't try. Anyway I left my door open so if someone knocked on my front door I could hear it and at like 5 am or something she knocked on my already open door so damn hard I woke up thinkin it was the cops and I almost started hiding my paraphernalia and weed. She asked if she could sleep in my bed because the other bed was too small for all three of them, I of course said yeah that's cool and the rest is history. We fooled around for a while but we didn't have sex because she is allergic to latex and I didn't have any other condoms. I just brought all three home and ate some waffle house on my way back and I wasn't even pissed that it took like an hour to make waffles and oatmeal with bananas. So I didnt seal the deal but the good news is she gave me he number because the other is her friends number so all in all it was a good night. I'm tired as hell so I'm going to bed now peace
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Legend]
#19009461 - 10/21/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hahaha good work, and how the hell do you have safe sex with a girl allergic to condoms, I thought there were only latex ones? 
Good to hear you made some new friends though, always good
Now rate the girls on a ten to one scale.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Locky]
#19009472 - 10/21/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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They have lamb skin ones for people who are allergic.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: zZZz]
#19009545 - 10/21/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: a thread that actually went well.....good on you op! you get a murray fuck it you get two 
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Enjoywho]
#19009751 - 10/21/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just fuckin' dandy! Fun stuff 
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Shortknight]
#19010003 - 10/21/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I didn't read anything in this thread, but I wanted to say that I thought this thread was titled "Should I call this girl BLACK?" And I'm like...shit, maybe. Depends. Then I read like 4 words and was like "nah, this isn't what I thought it would be about." Then I stopped reading.
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Re: Should I call this girl back? [Re: Locky]
#19016321 - 10/22/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Locky said: Hahaha good work, and how the hell do you have safe sex with a girl allergic to condoms, I thought there were only latex ones? 
Good to hear you made some new friends though, always good
Now rate the girls on a ten to one scale.
They also have condoms made from polyurethane but they feel like saran wrap to me. They weren't bad looking the one who passed out on my chair was a little on the heavy side not fat just curvy and big. The other two are good looking but one was kinda bitchy and I seriously think she may be lesbian. I dunnk Ive been chatting on the phone with this girl and she seems really cool. She doesn't smoke because of her job but she told me she wants to trip on mushrooms before it gets too cold
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