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Just paid someone to write an essay for me
#19006434 - 10/20/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have you done it? Make me feel better. I haven't done it before and I feel like a really bad person.
Haven't done it? Tell me what a bad person I am
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19006443 - 10/20/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NWlight said: Have you done it? Make me feel better. I haven't done it before and I feel like a really bad person.
Haven't done it? Tell me what a bad person I am 
Ya, your a bad little boy, aren't you?
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: SiElDiablo]
#19006455 - 10/20/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My old roommate paid me to take his "Calculus for Business" final for him.
Brought him from a D- to a C+ 
But that bastard only gave me $50 instead of the $200 he promised
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006470 - 10/20/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What a jerk. I did half of my friends high school online course when I was 17 it was easy but I didn't get paid for it.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19006472 - 10/20/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Kind of defeating the purpose of going to school.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19006474 - 10/20/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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no..i hated writing papers in school but would never trust anyone enough to write one for me
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: fapjack]
#19006477 - 10/20/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Kind of defeating the purpose of going to school.
I have bigger fish to fry. still studying just for something else
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: SiElDiablo]
#19006480 - 10/20/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouldnt say you're a bad person, maybe just lazy?
if thats the biggest dilemma in your world, i'd punch you in the taint. Just kidding, what was the paper about?
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: sprinkles] 3
#19006484 - 10/20/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: I wouldnt say you're a bad person, maybe just lazy?
if thats the biggest dilemma in your world, i'd punch you in the taint. Just kidding, what was the paper about?
it's a paper on whether ethics are objective or subjective 
oh, irony
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: niteman] 1
#19006486 - 10/20/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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niteman said: What a jerk. I did half of my friends high school online course when I was 17 it was easy but I didn't get paid for it.
I got an eighth tho 
I still give him shit here and there, but no harm, no foul.
I got paid $50/hr, he got a C+ and is making hundreds of thousands a year due to startup money from his grandparents .
Funny how life works.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19006515 - 10/20/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I used to cheat all the time in school, I wouldn't say it makes you a bad person either. Just try not to make a habit of it.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: fapjack]
#19006526 - 10/20/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I cheated 24/7 in school. You're telling me I gotta know shit that a computer will do for me in the real world?? . Nothnx.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006527 - 10/20/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I once paid a group of migrant workers to write essays. They wrote all their friends and I failed Biology that year. Or was that the kids from South Park? Hmmm...
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: niteman]
#19006533 - 10/20/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haven't done it yet.
But would do it if I had an extra 50 bucks laying around when I needed to type up a long dull research paper.
Don't feel guilty, skewl sux.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: niteman]
#19006535 - 10/20/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I never cheated on anything in school, but the way I see it if you do its just applying your problem solving and intelligence in a different, unconventional way to achieve the same desired end, so if you get away with it fair enough, you solved the problem at hand in your own way, thinking outside the box.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Moonshoe]
#19006543 - 10/20/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: I never cheated on anything in school, but the way I see it if you do its just applying your problem solving and intelligence in a different, unconventional way to achieve the same desired end, so if you get away with it fair enough, you solved the problem at hand in your own way, thinking outside the box.
In my elementary school we'd be punished if we did that
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: SiElDiablo]
#19006546 - 10/20/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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In the "real world," you pay people to do work for you, so why wouldn't you do it in school?
You don't see CEOs doing grunt work, do you?
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006664 - 10/21/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Guess it depends how much money you paid the guy to do it, and if he felt like you had him over a barrel.
Like if you made him feel like shit and the payment was just to assuage your own conscience, than fuck you, I hope you die!
But if it was a simple business agreement and you paid him fair wadges than fuck it, who cares. Yo if I could have paid somebody to take my computer science final in my senior year of college I totally would have. I didn't know shit. My final was an apology for sucking bawls 
No but seriously it was
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: bloodsheen] 1
#19006703 - 10/21/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you pass?
I've did something similar on a multiple choice final, I wrote a two page, handwritten paper about how I had no idea what was going on because I never showed up, and she gave me a C in the class.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006713 - 10/21/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: Did you pass?
I've did something similar on a multiple choice final, I wrote a two page, handwritten paper about how I had no idea what was going on because I never showed up, and she gave me a C in the class.
I aced the first two tests but then the material got way outta my league and I fell behind, partly cause my other, actually important classes got really insane at just about the same time. So yea, I passed, with like a D+. I have no idea if I passed that class or the class I studied my ass off for legitimately or if both professors felt bad cause if they failed me I would have been there another semester. Pft, I couldn't care less. By that point I just wanted out of there
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006714 - 10/21/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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$35 for 3 pages 
not bad IMO, fair deal for both of us
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight] 2
#19006723 - 10/21/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NWlight said: $35 for 3 pages 
not bad IMO, fair deal for both of us
Three pages? Pft, you punk ass bitch, if you had time to tell us about this on the shroomery you had time to write a fucking three page paper. Christ I could do that shit baked while masturbating.
I probably have
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19006724 - 10/21/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NWlight said: $35 for 3 pages 
not bad IMO, fair deal for both of us
I would say that is about $15/hr.
Completely fair.
If you ever need any more papers written, PM me, I'll do it for way cheaper.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: bloodsheen]
#19006779 - 10/21/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said:
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NWlight said: $35 for 3 pages 
not bad IMO, fair deal for both of us
Three pages? Pft, you punk ass bitch, if you had time to tell us about this on the shroomery you had time to write a fucking three page paper. Christ I could do that shit baked while masturbating.
I probably have
i'm studying for physiological biochemistry instead of this.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19006789 - 10/21/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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We have similar majors, NW, seriously, if you want a paper written, I'll do it for cheaper.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19006896 - 10/21/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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the dark moments of college....... the " show me your papers" part of college was always a buzzkill.
i had a secretary without shame. there was no chance, i was gonna work any amount of actual writing into my college day.
instead, i would give the synopsis of my papers to the maid, who would tell the secretary, and ,they would add "whatever".
courier would deliver all papers to classes.
anything , other than papers, that involved like multimedia / sound/ pics, would get farmed out to various production peeps.
the maid would spearhead the "class notes" thing. she would pop into class after it was over, and rip out the nikon, and ,photograph all the white boards , edit , and email me the good stuff.
you have to get peeps hopping. maid , driver, concierge, secretary , and wing girls, and electronics ,all need to be in sync.
otherwise ya get stuck doing all that bo-ring stuff, and, bogged down with details and pesty professors , along with other educational types that cause yawning. all that can really inhibit 10 AM cocktails, and the power brunch. the important stuff.
college costs big bucks, its all about the team. is there really any other way?
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19006995 - 10/21/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fuck bitch i would have written the essay for you for drugs i even made a post advertising this a while ago
bitch
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: anne halonium] 1
#19010851 - 10/21/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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anne halonium said: the dark moments of college....... the " show me your papers" part of college was always a buzzkill.
i had a secretary without shame. there was no chance, i was gonna work any amount of actual writing into my college day.
instead, i would give the synopsis of my papers to the maid, who would tell the secretary, and ,they would add "whatever".
courier would deliver all papers to classes.
anything , other than papers, that involved like multimedia / sound/ pics, would get farmed out to various production peeps.
the maid would spearhead the "class notes" thing. she would pop into class after it was over, and rip out the nikon, and ,photograph all the white boards , edit , and email me the good stuff.
you have to get peeps hopping. maid , driver, concierge, secretary , and wing girls, and electronics ,all need to be in sync.
otherwise ya get stuck doing all that bo-ring stuff, and, bogged down with details and pesty professors , along with other educational types that cause yawning. all that can really inhibit 10 AM cocktails, and the power brunch. the important stuff.
college costs big bucks, its all about the team. is there really any other way?
I wish to have sex with your epic sarcasm
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19010873 - 10/21/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you paid someone you know in real life to do it I wouldn't say that was that smart.. If you're talking about using a well reviewed known site that you pay to write, then that's not bad, I've heard of people who are graduated now and used those for their final thesis.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: bloodsheen]
#19012774 - 10/22/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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whats really funny........ i was totally serious.
spent 12 yrs in college, ( breaks for 2 world tours) throwed out of 2 ivys, and one top state.
wound up with an art school brat degree.
my thing with college was simple. its not the education that matters, its the lifestyle while doing it. school could care less about students, they just want your money, that, and, dont wreck the place. so, walk in like a rock star, and hit the gas pedal. all the student ethics and formalities , be damned.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: anne halonium]
#19013184 - 10/22/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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wtf $35. whoever wrote that for you got ripped. I charge at least $25 a page. i once wrote a 5 page essay for a chinese guy in my contemporary moral issues class for $250
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: morrowasted]
#19013781 - 10/22/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe if it was a thesis and in apa format. If its in mla format then imo that'd be worth around $30, but I haven't read the whole thread did he say anything about the paper?
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19013878 - 10/22/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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IMO it's okay to cheat for bullshit prerequisite courses, but cheating in a hard/important course that's graded on a curve should be punishable by death.
I've never cheated in school. If I've failed to prepare adequately for a test, then I fail the test. I don't really understand why anybody would pay to go to school and then cheat (themselves).
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As others have said, I'd charge a fuckton more than that to write a paper.
IMO, writing is a major skill, applicable to ton of different professions. I wouldn't skip the next assignement, it's valuable to learn a variety of different writing skills. I'm biased though, I've given some heavy consideration to a technical writing career.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: NWlight]
#19013906 - 10/22/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: I wouldnt say you're a bad person, maybe just lazy?
if thats the biggest dilemma in your world, i'd punch you in the taint. Just kidding, what was the paper about?
it's a paper on whether ethics are objective or subjective 
oh, irony
Dude, you're cheating through ethics? Seriously? I mean it's not like it's graded on a curve, but ethics is one of the easiest yet most interesting classes I've ever taken. When I took ethics, I would drink red wine and bang out my three-page essays in like 15 minutes. I'm majoring in biotechnology/neuroscience, but I've got 15 minutes to tell the world what's wrong with it. Aced the course and enjoyed the hell out of it. Your professor must suck.
And your friend must be laughing all the way to the bank.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: morrowasted]
#19014073 - 10/22/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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good papers arent cheap. grad students do the best ones.
tests arent an issue if your team briefs ya well. short term memory played right, and ,youll ace that test , and, forget the topic before ya are outside smoking doobs.
i asked the maid, how we did in ethics. she said we got an A cuz i nailed the professor. i think shes lying. shes thinking of the art teacher. considering she pry farmed out the papers to the secretary, she should know more about ethics.
classic educational failure IMO.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: anne halonium]
#19014094 - 10/22/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pay for the essay, then re-write it in your own words.
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Re: Just paid someone to write an essay for me [Re: Moorning Due]
#19014103 - 10/22/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A 3 page essay isn't too bad. I won't lie though, I would pay $35 for a worry free night, but damn that shit better get an A!
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